Springfield Vacation Maintained by Bruce Gomes       Updated Originally by Dave Sweatt        April  2014 A list of all things Springfield!          For information about the city of Springfield including districts, streets, telephone numbers, education, industry & prisons, see A City Profile: Springfield!

Travel Arrangements

• Springfield Travel [Agency] {[AABF08], [CABF14]}
  • slogan: "Now get outta here!"
  • Wally Kogen, owner
  • charter buses
  • booking trips to Dollywood and Euro-Dollywood [in Alabama]
• Arrive by Air
  • [7G13] Springfield [International] Airport {also [8F01], [1F10], [2F08], [2F31], [3F06], [5F23], [AABF11], [AABF20], [CABF17], [EABF09], [FABF14], [PABF03], [RABF20], etc.}
    
    • [5F23] "No Crashes Since Tuesday"
    • [PABF03] "Built For the Olympics We Never Got"
  • [5F14] Springfield Airfield "Birthplace of wind shear"
  • [3F14] Airport Shuttle Van
  • [5F12] Springfield Travel Agency
  • [5F04] Air India
  • [2F08] Crazy Clown Airlines {nd}
  • [9F19] Gabbo Airlines
  • [3F17] SkyAmeriwestica
  • [9F19] TransHemispheric Airlines {also [2F13]}
  • [AABF20] Air Japan
  • [DABF10] AeroBrasil
  • [FABF07] No Frill's Air
  • [FABF14] Suntan Airlines
  • [GABF01] No Frill's Airlines
    • Safety instructions are two dollars.
    • If you require wheelchair assistance, you picked the wrong airline.
  • [MABF15] Springfield Airways
  • [PABF03] Air Springfield
• Arrive by Boat
  • [9F01] Springfield Harbor {also [4F13], [AABF04], etc.}
  • [AABF04] 'Honeybunch' tramp steamer
• Arrive by Highway
  • [2F01] Freeway {also [2F09], [5F19], etc.}
  • [4F22] Sit n' Stare Bus lines
  • [3G04] Bus depot
  • [3F17] Springfield Rent-a-Car {also [5F23]}
  • [DABF04] Buck-U-Bus Line
  • [DABF06] First Class Bus Lines
  • [RABF03] Springfield Bus Station {also [RABF05]}
• Arrive by Train
  • [7F19] Springfield Station {also [4F05], [4F23]}
  • [4F05] Amtrak
  • [MABF12] Springfield Union Train Station (which they blow up when Homer leaves a bag unattended)

Accommodations

• [7G01] Ye Olde Off Ramp Inn {also [9F02], [DABF21], [EABF09]}
  • [9F02] We're Now Rat-Free! Little Miss Springfield Pageant Tonight!
• [7F05] Springfield Kozy Kort Motel
  
  • Flash Baylor signs ball inviting Marge up to room 26
• [7F19] the Happy Gypsy
  • pay by the day
• [8F15] Who's to Know Motel
• [9F22] Bates Motel
  • Located in Terror Lake, just a short drive from Springfield
• [1F16] Happy Earwig Motel
  • Our crawl space now body free
• [1F19] Springfield Palace Hotel
  • Free swimming pool, free HBO, free Willie, free mint with each pillow
• [2F02] Motel 6
  • only $6 per night
• [2F07] Aphrodite Inn {also [3F15]}
  • [2F07] Fantasy rooms and Conference Center
  • [2F07] Camelot Room, Safari Room, Arabian Nights room,
  • [2F07] The Pharaoh's Chamber, Caveman Room (where Quimby was staying),
  • [2F07] Utility room
  • [3F15] Welcome: Mr. and Mrs. Troy McClure
  • [3F15] Welcome: Cher & Contest Winner
• [3F16] Worst Western
  • Ask about our sheet rental
• [4F20] Budget Lodge
• [5F01] Sleep-Eazy Motel
  • [5F01] Select neon letters burned out spelling SL...EAZY MOTEL
  • [5F01] hourly rates, adult movies
  • [NABF16] Select neon letters burned out spelling SL...EAZY MOTEL
  • [NABF16] Mayor and blond seen in room
• [5F18] Snuggler's Cove
  • Bed & Breakfast
• [AABF06] a casino themed family hotel [to be built]
• [BABF20] Hotel Pillowmint (also [JABF06])
  • Where The Who stayed while performing in Springfield
• [EABF03] The Three Seasons Motel
• [EABF08] Springfield Four Seasons (also [NABF12])
  • [EABF08] Where Sara Sloane stays (under the alias Zelda Fitzgerald)
  • [NABF12] Where Fat Tony and Selma get married
• [EABF09] Second Best Western Hotel
• [EABF11] The Starlight Motel
  • Hourly Rates
  • Adult Movies
• [EABF18] Quality Inn [where the jury stays]
• [EABF19] Springfield Marriott
• [FABF22] Four Seasons Springfield Hotel
• [HABF19] Regent Hotel "The Buzziest Neon in Town"
• [MOVIE1] Red Rash Inn
• [KABF03] Residence Inn By Hyatt Embassy Suites By Courtyard By Marriott
  • A Starwood Motel
• [KABF14] Woosterfield Hotel
  • Where Lenny's party is held
• [KABF19] Springfield Hyatt
• [LABF05] Swell-Air Hotel
  • Ballroom A: Where Homer and Marge have their third wedding reception
  • Quimby Extra-Marital Affair Room 432
• [NABF03] Four Seasons Springfield
  • Where Marge and the girls have a manicure at poolside
• [NABF06] Springfield Airport Motor Lodge
  • Free HBO
  • Because Your Airline Won't Pay For Anything Better
• [NABF13] Springfield Inn
  • Policeman's Ball
  • Thin Blue Line - Dance
• [PABF18] The Cup-A-Sleep Inn
• [PABF18] The Nook of the North "An Ice Place to Stay" "Ice Machine Broken"
• [PABF18] The Doghouse Motor Lodge
• [PABF18] The Love Nest
• [PABF18] Krusty's Hot Tub
• [PABF18] M. Night Shyamalan's Flop House
• [PABF18] Sleepy Hut
• [PABF18] 1 Hr. Motel
• [RABF18] The Peak Inn  [where Monty takes Lilac]

Restaurants

• Fast Food
  • [7F12] Shakespeare's Chicken {bl} {also [7F22], [7F23],[8F23], [EABF22], [GABF13], etc.}
  • [7F17] Krusty Burger {also [7F21], [1F12], [2F10],[3F03], [3F18], [DABF17], [FABF05], [MOVIE1], [KABF03], etc.}
    • [FABF05] Drive through menu:
      Mutton Buttons $3.79, Triple Double Burger $3.99, Hot Lettuce Injection $3.79 A Healthy Heart Selection, Snout Snips $2.99, Twisty Lard $2.49, Gravy Scrape 'Ems $2.99, Chicken Lungs Spicy or Mild $4.49, Buffalo Things $2.95, Fiesta Globs $3.99, All of the above $39.95.
  • [8F10] Gulp n' Blow {also [9F19], [PABF16]}
  • [8F10] Berger's Burgers [where Marge works as a carhop]
  • [1F09] Big T Burgers and Fries
  • [3F02] Face Stuffers
  • [3F12] I.R.S. Burger
  • [3F12] Taco Mat
  • [CABF01] Kentucky Fried Panda
  • [EABF12] Burger King
  • [EABF20] Doodles (a placemat the Springfield student constitution is written on)
  • [EABF22] Judi Dench's Fish & Chips
  • [FABF04] Dominoe's [sic] (Sign placed on Springfield Police car to disguise it)
  • [FABF22] Springfield Sub Shops
  • [GABF18] Scovos
  • [GABF18] DimWillie's (hamburger joint) (also [KABF02])
  • [GABF18] Burger Plate
  • [HABF09] Hamburger Heaven
  • [HABF17] Arby's (Homer: If I can keep down Arby's I can keep you down!)
  • [NABF03] Planet Dodgeball
  • [NABF04] Zip Zap and 'Za Pizza Arcade
    "The Kidnapping Was At Our Other Location"
• Diners
  • [9F11] The Buzzing Sign Diner
  • [1F03] Jittery Joe's Coffee Shop
  • [1F03] the Seething Sisters
  • [2F10] The Hungry Nun
  • [2F17] Skip's Diner {also [EABF08]}
  • [2F33] Shorty's
  • [4F11] Sha-boom Ka-boom Cafe
  • [4F13] Bloaters at the Squidport
  • [AABF09] House of Pancakes
  • [BABF05] Greaser's Cafe
  • [EABF18] Overpass Diner "A Burger And Squalor For Under A Dollar"
  • [GABF09] Stuckey's
  • [HABF09] Howard Johnson's
  • [MABF09] Cora's Diner "Not Retro, Just Old"
  • [PABF10] The Fifth Helping "A Place for Brunch"
  • [PABF16] Loretta's Diner "Catfish Friday"
  • [SABF08] The Waffle Truth "2000 Empty Calories"
  • [SABF09] Skobo's "New Duct Tape On Our Booths!"
• Elegant Dining
  • [7F15] Springfield Revolving Restaurant
    "Welcome To The Sit -N- Rotate Room"
  • [8F02] the Gilded Truffle {also [8F12], [8F18], [5F12], [5F18], [FABF01], [FABF21], [FABF23], [HABF05], [JABF08], [JABF18], [MABF17], [RABF04]}
  • [9F05] The Spruce Caboose
  • [3F15] The Pimento Grove {also [4F14], [5F10], [CABF10], [CABF21]}
  • [3F15] UGLI (appears twice in this episode)
  • [4F20] le Snotterie
  • [AABF05] Springfield Dinner Theater
  • [CABF03] Magic Palace: The Great Linguini $5.99
  • [HABF06] The Cloth Napkin
  • [NABF03] The Enchanted Snail
  • [NABF20] Maison de Terrine
    • [NABF20] Mouthketeers Food Blog: "I used to feel guilty about eating veal, but now I just think of it as baby corn of the beef world" - Marge Simpson
  • [PABF16] Spiro's - Fine Dining - Entertainment
  • [RABF06] The Coot Society
  • [RABF08] Swankyfish
• Progressive & Avant Garde
  • [NABF20] The Faceless Palate
    • [NABF20] Mouthketeers Food Blog: "This vegan meal was completely cruelty-free... except I saw the chef beating one of the busboys in the alley." - Lisa Simpson
  • [NABF20] The Burger Maestro
    • [NABF20] Mouthketeers Food Blog: "An ostrich burger with buffalo mozzarella? It's like a zoo exploded in my mouth!" - Bart Simpson
  • [NABF20] El Chemestri  Lisa: They use science to make the food.
  • [PABF01] The Loin King
• International
  • [7G01] Shez Perie
  • [7G01] The Happy Sumo {also [7F11], [4F18]}
  • [8F05] Izzy's Deli
  • [8F09] The Hungry Hun
  • [9F06] Two Guys From Kabul
  • [1F18] Luigi's [delivers] {also in [1F21], [2F12], [2F18], [4F08], [DABF17], [DABF18], [FABF03], [FABF22], [HABF09], [JABF11], [JABF13], [KABF05], [KABF17], [LABF01], [LABF06], [LABF12], [LABF13], [MABF18], [MABF19], [PABF06], [PABF10], [PABF19], [RABF18], etc.}
    • [LABF13] Luigi's Pizza seen in Android's Dungeon
    • [PABF19] Closed For You Don't Wanna Know
    • [PABF19] Luigi: Just for oncea, why can't they go to Applebee's?
    • [PABF19] Closed For Secret Mafia Meeting
  • [2F10] Chez Nous
  • [2F10] Amore
  • [3F02] The Spaghetti Laboratory
  • [AABF09] Thai Palace [take out]
  • [BABF14] Bob's Big Poi
  • [CABF18] Bob's Big Buddha (Chinese)
  • [DABF22] Olive Garden {also in [EABF20]}
  • [GABF10] Little Caesar
  • [GABF14] Tokyo Roe's Sushi Bar
    (formerly Moe's, sold after Homer predicts end of world)
  • [GABF22] Johnny Fiestas
  • [HABF21] The Zesty Fork
  • [JABF07] Cafe de Mexico
  • [JABF09] The Lonely Dragon (Chinese food)
  • [JABF10] Papa John's
  • [KABF03] General Chang's Taco Italiano
  • [KABF03] Chili Blasters
  • [KABF03] Vesuvius Pizza
  • [KABF07] Taj Mah-All-You-Can-Eat
  • [KABF13] Pizza Hut
  • [LABF06] The Pan-Fried Dragon
  • [LABF10] Tapas Bar "Not How The Spanish Really Eat"
  • [MABF17] Asia de Cuba of Springfield
  • [NABF20] Lion of Gojo Nightclub (Ethiopian)
  • [NABF20] Haile Delicious Ethiopian Food
  • [PABF06] Le Petite Appétit
  • [PABF18] Crouching Panda Hidden Egg Roll
  • [RABF11] Wong Lee's
  • [RABF18] Mario's
  • [RABF22] Springfield Tapas (formerly Chinty's Small Portions)
• Steaks, Seafood, & All You Can Eat
  • [7G10] Rusty Barnacle
  • [7G11] Singing Sirloin "Home of Ballads & Salads" {also [CABF04]}
  • [7F15] Greasy Joe's Bottomless Bar-B-Q Pit
  • [9F06] The Frying Dutchman "All You Can Eat" {also [9F17], [GABF09], [HABF11], [NABF07]}
  • [1F21] P. Piggly Hogswine's Super Smorg
  • [3F02] Prof. VJ Cornicopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium & Great American Steakery
  • [3F02] Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag
  • [4F15] John Bull's Fish & Chips {mc}
  • [5F05] the Black Angus
  • [5F18] Up up and Buffet
  • [AABF13] The Slaughterhouse
  • [FABF04] Fuzzy Eller's Green Jacket Steakhouse
  • [GABF16] Hillside Wrangler Steak House
  • [HABF11] Red Lobster
  • [KABF03] Dead Lobster
  • [KABF04] Top of the Staircase Grill
  • [LABF19] Seafood Hut
  • [PABF12] Mr. Steak
  • [SABF03] Chuck Dukewagon's All-American Chow Lounge
• Sweets
  • [8F06] Phineas Q. Butterfat's Ice Cream Parlor {also [8F11], [8F14], [1F19], [4F03], [DABF06], [DABF17], [EABF03], [FABF08], [JABF15], [SABF02], etc.}
    • 5600 flavors
    • [8F06] Mount Bellyache $88
    • [8F11] Bart uses birthday coupon to obtain a spoonful sized "Free Birthday Sundae" "Eat It and Get Out"
    • [BABF18] The Ark: And God said, "Gather ye two of every flavor, anoint them with 62 sauces, whipped cream, and nuts, and ye shall call it 'The Ark'"!
    • [JABF15] Lowfat Vanilla
    • [JABF15] Mint Chocolate Chip
    • [JABF15] Coffee
    • [JABF15] Peach
    • [JABF15] Rainbow Sh..
  • [9F10] Big Donut
  • [1F20] Splitsville Ice Cream Sundaes
  • [3F04] Lard Lad Donuts {also [5F15], [DABF03], [DABF17], [KABF03], etc.}
  • [3F02] Texas Cheesecake Depository
  • [4F13] Much Ado About Muffins
  • [AABF04] Call Me Delish-Mael Taffy Shop
  • [KABF07] Pudding on the Ritz "300 New Flavors Daily"
  • [NABF07] pinkbeardy Yogurt
    • Flavors
    • Fruity Booty
    • Skuttle Buckety Crunch
    • Strawberry Swill
    • Berried Treasure
    • Davey Jones Locker
    • Toppings
    • Sprinkle Me Timbers
    • Yo-Ho-Ho & A Lot of Yum
    • Starboard Brickle
    • Mizzenmatch
    • Munch'N On A Bounty
    • Pieces of Ate
  • [PABF18] House of Pies "No Hard Fillings"
  • [PABF22] Moe's Ice Cream Carnival
• Miscellaneous including Bars
  • [Most] Moe's [Beginning with [7G08], the first episode)
  • [7G06] The Jazz Hole {also [4F24]}
  • [8F08] The Aristocrat [bar Homer visits to avoid Flaming Moe's] {also [2F10]}
  • [8F08] Tipsy McStagger's Good Time Drinking and Eating Emporium [Harv Bannister, Vice President] {mc}
  • [8F11] Wall E. Weasel's "we cram fun down your throat"
  • [9F15] Joe's Catering [roach coach service]
  • [1F14] Helter Shelter [soup kitchen]
  • [2F08] She She Lounge
    • Homer: Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. [looks around] I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit!
  • [2F08] The Little Black Box (It's near Springfield Airport)
  • [4F13] Planet Hype
  • [AABF12] PJ O'Harrigan's Pub
  • [BABF05] Pappa Wheelie's
  • [EABF12] Meaux's Tavern "Grand Opening"
  • [EABF12] IHOP
  • [EABF19] Starbucks
  • [FABF05] Bookaccino's
    • "We Do Not Accept Bookaccino's Gift Certificates"
    • Lisa: Mom, can we go into this bookstore? Please, please, please...
    • Marge: Well, I could use a muffin.
    • Lisa: I'm going to go up to the fourth floor where the books are!
  • [FABF07] Hooters {also [FABF19], [RABF17]}
    • [FABF07] Nelson: My mom got too fat to work at Hooters
    • [FABF19] Nelson: So, my mom works at Hooters, but her dream is to go to Vegas and work in a real strip club.
    • [RABF17] Upton Rectory is made possible by a sizable endowment from Hooter's Restaurant.
  • [FABF09] The Flapjack Stack (formerly The Leaning Tower of Pizza)
  • [FABF09] The Leaning Tower of Pizza
  • [GABF01] The Nag and Weasel (Moe's renamed)
  • [HABF18] Jazzy Goodtime's
  • [JABF06] The Snub Club
  • [JABF12] The Mug Shot
  • [JABF18] Griddler on the Roof
  • [JABF18] T.G.I. Fried Eggs
  • [JABF18] Luftwaffles
  • [JABF18] Bodacious Fritatas
  • [JABF18] Buffet the Hunger Slayer
  • [KABF03] We Have Restrooms!
  • [KABF03] Captain Corndog Shnitzle Palace
  • [NABF04] The League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen
  • [NABF04] Mo's (Moe's temporary Gay transformation)
  • [NABF06] Springfield Dinner Theatre
    • (on Simpsons opening billboard)
      Dr. Hibbert and Mrs. Skinner butcher Driving Miss Daisy

Tourist and Entertainment Sites

• Gambling
  • [7G08] Springfield Downs Dog Track {also [8F08], [9F19], [EABF04]}
    • [7G08] Whirlwind - #6
    • [7G08] Sir Galahan #8 replaced by Santa's Little Helper
  • [9F19] Springfield Downs Horse Racing
  • [1F08] Mr. Burns' Casino
  • [1F14] First Church of Springfield Bingo [loosest cards in town]
  • [2F18] Springfield Dog Track
  • [4F16] Springfield Dog Park
  • [AABF18] Springfield Dog Track
  • [BABF09] Springfield Downs: Springfield Derby
• Tours
  • [7G03] Springfield Nuclear Plant Tour
  • [8F03] Chocolate Factory Tour
  • [9F14] Duff Brewery Tour
  • [1F11] Box Factory Tour
  • [1F12] Malibu Stacey Tour
  • [1F15] Caramel Factory Tour
  • [5F08] Glass bottom boat rides [tour of Springfield harbor]
  • [AABF07] Post Office
    • hosted by Postmaster Bill
    • souvenir -- 1 free piece of undeliverable mail from the Dead Letter Office
    • main lobby
    • employee lounge
    • question and answer session
  • [AABF16] Boat Cruise, $5
  • [BABF09] Springfield Glue Factory
    (Lenny: That's a great tour. But you can't see it all in one day.)
  • [DABF16] Springfield Death Tour (with a stop at the Simpsons house) {ci}
  • [FABF18] Geezer Rock, Springfield's most beloved tourist attraction
• Animal Exhibits
  • Springfield City Zoo
    "...you know Daddy's not allowed in the zoo anymore." [GABF21]
    "...Then I'll take you to the zoo. We can eat fries out of a safari hat!" [FABF19] "The Sad Version of 'We Bought A Zoo'" [RABF19]
    • [7F16] Penguins (but was it the Springfield zoo?)
    • [8F08] Elephant that never forgets to brush.....his teeth
    • [9F06] Monkey House
      • Teenage Homer: Zookeeper! Zookeeper! Those two monkeys are killing each other! Zookeeper, whispering: They're having sex.
    • [1F05] Ferris Wheel releases a polar bear, moose, monkey, gorilla, lion, snake, camel, elephant, and many birds
    • [2F11] Penguin exhibit
    • [2F18] Two-ton and three-ton rhino escapes
    • [4F18] ostriches
    • [4F18] Aardvark Paark
    • [4F18] The Emu Experience
    • [4F18] Baboon County
    • [4F18] Elephant Cage
    • [4F18] Habitat for Huge Manatees
    • [4F18] Zoo tour train
    • [5F13] Dingoes
    • [5F13] Swan
    • [AABF10] Lemurs
    • [AABF10] Kangaroos
    • [AABF10] Rhinos (which escape)
    • [AABF10] Sloth
    • [AABF15] Goats
    • [AABF15] Pigs
    • [AABF15] Bears
    • [AABF15] Pony
    • [AABF15] Lions
    • [AABF17] Pandas
    • [BABF03] Kangaroos
    • [BABF03] The Prarie Dog Experience (closed)
    • [BABF03] Octo Sapiens (Apu and Manjula's octuplets)
    • [BABF03] Ostrich
    • [BABF03] Giraffes
    • [BABF03] Turtle
    • [BABF03] Koalas
    • [BABF03] Apes
    • [BABF03] Cobras
    • [BABF03] Mongoose
    • [CABF04] Panda-Monium!
    • [CABF04] Skunks
    • [FABF19] Bats
    • [GABF17] Monkeys
    • [GABF17] Lions
    • [GABF17] Mutant Peacocks
    • [NABF05] Bart uses Zoo as drop point with Chinese spies
    • [NABF05] Reptile House
    • [NABF05] Panda Exhibit "Do Not Ask Panda To Do Kung Fu"
    • [PABF22] "See Your Animal Friends in Prison"
    • [PABF22] Lion
    • [PABF22] Giraffe
    • [RABF19] Mountain goats
    • [RABF19] Giraffe
    • [RABF19] Leopard
    • [RABF19] Elephant
    • [RABF19] Lion
    • [RABF19] Squirrel
    • [RABF19] The Giant Capybaras of Uruguay
    • [RABF19] Monkeys
    • [RABF19] Prarie Dog Village
  • [7F17] Discount Lion Safari
    • "So Real... You;ll Think You've Driven To Africa!"
    • "If you can find a cheaper lion, you must be in America."
    • Discount Lion Safari Adventure Map $18.50
  • [7F17] Pony Rides
  • [7F17] Museum of Barnyard Oddities
  • [9F12] Marine World {also [5F12]}
    • No Longer Educational
  • [1F02] Springfield Petting Zoo
  • [1F15] Springfield Animal Refuge
  • [2F01] Highway 9 Bird Sanctuary
  • [2F02] Bats in the Public Library
  • [2F31] Springfield Performing Arts Center
    • [2F31] Krusty the Clown in "Sunrise at Campobello"
  • [3F03] Storytown Village
    • [3F03] Fun For Ages 1 to 7 1/2
    • [3F03] the Three Little Pigs
    • [3F03] Goldilocks and the Three Bears (shown but not named)
    • [3F03] Todderville Trolley
    • [3F03] Little Bo Peep's Petting Zoo
      • [3F03] Pigs
      • [3F03] Lambs
      • [3F03] Geese
      • [3F03] Goats
      • [3F03] Llama
  • [3F15] Springfield Aquarium "Dead Fish Skimmed Daily" {also [DABF09], [EABF15]}
    • [3F15] Troy McClure has a "Follow Me to the Springfield Aquarium" bumper sticker
    • [EABF15] Walrus
    • [EABF15] Angel Fish
    • [EABF15] Turtles
    • [EABF15] Jelly Fish
    • [EABF15] Sea Lions (in movie)
    • [EABF15] Penguin Habitat "Under Repair"
    • [EABF15] Whale (in plastic bag in storage facility)
    • [EABF15] Octopus
    • [EABF15] Blowfish (spiny)
    • [EABF15] Giant Clam
    • [EABF15] Hammerhead Shark
  • [AABF10] Wild Animal Kingdom
    • slogan: "Born Free, then Caged"
    • tigers, lemurs, kangaroos, rhinoceros, among others
  • [CABF15] Storytown Village, "Out of business ever since that kid's head got cut off"
  • [HABF18] Shameful Brothers Circus "Closed by Popular Demand"
    • elephant
    • 2 monkeys
    • bear (on a unicycle)
    • baby tiger Lisa names buttercup
    • marsupial
    • dog
• Historic Sites
  • [8F10] Olde Springfield Towne {also [9F18]}
    • Fort Sensible
    • Jebediah Springfield slide show, exhibits, and gift shop
    • Visit Ye Olde Candlemaker Shoppe
    • Stick yer head if a real wooden shackle
  • [9F10] Springfield's Oldest Tree crushing Jebediah's Birth Place
  • [2F19] Fort Springfield Civil War Site [Diz-nee historical park]
    • cannon, lookout tower
    • war reenactment
  • [3F13] Springfield Historical Society
    • Where the dead come alive, metaphorically.
    • Curator: Hollis Hurlbuck
  • [4F05] Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill
    • Now 40% Quainter!
    • Season Passes Available
    • be sure to check out the Swartzwelder Statue in front of the Springfield Court House [3F01]
• Museums
  • [9F02] Springfield Wax Museum {also [1F22], [NABF09]}
    • [9F02] Little Miss Springfield
    • [9F02] Chamber of Horrors has heads of Mr. T, Dr. Ruth, President Reagan
    • [1F22] The Beatles
    • [1F22] M.A.S.H.
    • [NABF09] We Fixed Our Air Conditioner
  • [4F12] Rock n' Roll Museum
  • [AABF15] Springfield Museum
  • [GABF16] Springfield Stamp Museum
    • Andrew Jackson
    • Booker T. Washington
    • Mark Twain
    • Frederic Ives
    • Katherine Blodgett
    • Alexander Graham Bell
    • Elisha Gray
    • The Land of the Wild Beasts
  • [GABF22] Museum of Suffering
  • [HABF14] Springfield Museum of Natural History
    • Looms, Labor and Liberation: A History of Woman Weaving
    • A History of Weapons: Sponsored by Kellog's
    • IMAX Coming Soon: Up Your Nostril
    • IMAX 3-D Films Presents: Nunchucks: Cool But Useless
  • [JABF13] Springsonian Museum
  • [KABF22] Springfield Folk Art Museum
  • [PABF03] Springfield Colonial Village [pamphlet]
  • [RABF14] [Springfield] Science Museum
    • The Science of Ki-Ya Karate Monsters
    • ELEMENTS  The Building Blocks of Monsters
    • How Much Would You Weigh On Planet Ki-Ya?
    • Myth Punchers  Could Tae Kwon Dracula Really Fly?
    • Hall of Probability
    • The Binomial Distribution
    • Take a Chance on... Probability!
  • [SABF03] Springfield Air And Space [Museum] [we see Space Shuttle]
• Nature Sites
  • [7G09] Tenderfoot Gorge
  • [7F06] Springfield Gorge "3rd most beautiful gorge in the state"
  • [7F17] Springfield Mystery Spot {also [8F13]}
  • [8F01] Springfield National Forest
  • [8F14] Mystic Caverns
  • [1F14] Lake Springfield {also [5F19]}
    • Boating, Skiing, Picnicking, Parasailing
    • fishing with dynamite permitted
    • "no mercury dumping without permit"
    • "formerly Cess Hole 17A"
    • U-TRAWL Boat Rentals
  • [1F15] Springfield Tar pits
  • [4F10] Mt. Useful
    • the visitor's center has an Interactive Smokey the Bear exhibit and the film strip "the Story of Our National Parks"
    • ski lift
    • nature hiking
  • [JABF02] Springfield Tide Pools, nature's most fecund eco-system.
  • [KABF07] Springfield National Park "Now Smaller Than Ever"
• Other Tourist and Entertainment Sites
  • [7G06] Barney's Bowl-A-Rama (the original, burns down)
  • [7G06] Noiseland Arcade {also [1F06], etc.}
  • [7G11] Barney's [New] Bowl-a-Rama {also [3F10], [4F07], [DABF17], etc.}
  • [7G12] Krusty the Klown Show
  • [7F05] Springfield War Memorial Stadium {also [8F02], [8F08], [8F13], [9F10], [9F14], [4F08], [5F01], [5F09], [AABF07], [CABF04], [EABF11], [EABF16], [EABF21], [FABF01], [GABF02]}
    • come out on one of our themed days!
    • [7F05] Nuclear Plant Employee, Spouses and No More Than Three Children Night
    • [9F12] Tomato Day
    • [9F12] Dart Day
    • [4F08] Free Pretzel Day
    • [5F01] Continental Soccer Association Day
    • [5F01] Monsters of Poetry Day
    • [AABF04] Cyndi Lauper sings the National Anthem
    • [FABF01] Krusty the Clown's Wet 'N' Wild Bar Mitzvah
    • [GABF02] Tonight: Football  Tomorrow: Simon vs. Garfunkel
  • [7F08] Sir Putt-A-Lot's Merry Olde Fun Centre {also [5F18], [FABF17]}
    • [FABF17] Homer accidently steps on and destroys a miniature White House and Mount Rushmore
    • [TOPPS] Topps card set features a picture puzzle of Sir Putt-A-Lot's Merry Olde Fun Centre
    • [LAYOUT] Simpsons Archive provides suggested course layout
  • [7F18] Mt. Splashmore
    • "This Park is not Copless So Please Don't Go Topless"
    • Wavewalker
    • H2Whoa!
    • Rock-A-Bye Riptide
  • [8F02] Duff Gardens {also [8F05], [9F11]}
    • Home of the Whiplash!
    • Ride the Whiplash, The Contusion, the Washing Machine, the Bumper Cars and the Barrel Roll
    • See Hooray for Everything and Tipsy, Queasy, Surly, and Remorseful amongst the 7 Duffs you'll meet!
    • Visit the Fermentarium, Beerquarium, Beeramid, Beer Garden and the Beer Hall of Presidents
    • Ride the Little Land of Duff and watch the Duff Gardens Parade
  • [8F07] Underwater Fathering Exhibit at the National Fatherhood Institute
  • [8F08] Larry's Chinese Theatre presents the Celebrity Sidewalk
  • [9F10] Popsicle Stick Skyscraper
  • [9F10] 50 ft. Magnifying Glass
  • [9F10] Escalator to Nowhere
  • [9F15] Springfield Grapplarium
  • [9F19] Springfield Squares Game Show
  • [1F11] Fireworks Testing Range
  • [1F11] Toy Town
  • [1F11] Slide Factory
  • [1F15] Homer Land
    • trampoline World
    • Muckville USA
    • Fort Adventure
  • [1F16] Santa's Christmas Village {also [4F11]}
  • [1F17] Diz-nee-Land "Not affilited with Disneyland. Disney World, or anything else from the Walt Disney company."
  • [1F22] Springfield Pool-Mobile "One day a summer is all we're budgeted for"
  • [2F02] Springfield inside Roller Rink
  • [2F05] Springfield Ice Skating Rink
  • [2F11] Springfield Observatory {also [4F01]}
  • [3F01] Mingled Waters Health Spa
  • [3F14] Springfield Dragway "Nuclear Plant Employees Night"
  • [3F15] Troy McClure Visitors Center
  • [4F13] South Street Squidport {also [BABF14], [CABF03]}
  • [4F20] Radio City Music Room
  • [5F22] Family Fun Center
    • Arcade
    • ticket redemption counter
    • batting cages
    • Skee-Ball
    • go karts
  • [AABF05] Springfield Dinner Theater
    • "Guys and Dolls" starring Mark Hamill as Nathan Detroit
  • [AABF16] Fireworks, Candy, and Puppy Dog Store
  • [CABF03] Magic Palace: The Great Linguini $5.99
  • [CABF15] Praiseland
  • [CABF18] Stu's Disco
  • [DABF06] Springfield Square Garden
    • "Basketball Tonight: Free Lotion Giveaway"
  • [DABF06] Floppy's
    • Open Mic Night Pity Laughs Welcome
  • [DABF07] Krustylu Studios
  • [DABF22] Santa's Village {also [GABF18]}
  • [DABF22] The Rolling Stones' Rock n' Roll Fantasy Camp
  • [DABF06] Springfield Square Garden
  • [EABF04] Larry's Chinese Theatre
  • [EABF08] The Springfield Bowl
  • [EABF12] Medieval Times
    • Jousting Contest: Henry VI Versus Spider-Man
  • [EABF17] Springfield Botanical Gardens
    • Our Stamens Are A Pistil!
  • [GABF20] Paradise Pier
    • Penny Arcade
    • Knock Down the Bottles Win a Stuffed Bear
    • Captain Dodge-Em's Bumper Cars
    • King Neptune's Salt Water Bath - Cures Imbicility!
    • Dr. Lungstrong's Tobacco Lotion
    • Sulfur Pops - That Loud Pronouncement Means It's Working!
    • Magnesium-Vapor Soak Tub
    • Robusto World's Strongest Man
  • [HABF07] Ruffintumble's Fun Zone
    • Ball pit dredged for homeless daily
    • Mt. Verticool
  • [HABF14] Springfield Community Theatre
  • [HABF16] Isotope Stadium (also [KABF07])
  • [JABF01] Ice Rink (Krusty's Kristmas on Ice)
  • [JABF03] Springfield Park
  • [JABF11] Springfield Little League Park "Warning: Your Child is Not as Good as You Think He Is"
  • [JABF13] Springfield Public Pool
  • [JABF17] Palm Springfield Resort
  • [KABF04] Simpson Laser Tag "Enjoy This Fad While It Lasts"
  • [KABF09] Amusement Park
    (unnamed place Simpsons, Lurleen Lumpin and her father visit)
    • Ferris wheel
    • Merry-go-round
    • Tilt a whirl type ride (cars go upside-down)
    • Your Face on a T-Shirt!
  • [KABF15] Springfield Glen County Club
  • [KABF21] Springfield Sport Palace (where Springfield Celtics (renamed to Springfield Excitement) play)
  • [LABF16] Springfield Sports Arena (where the Ultimate Punch, Kick and Choke Championship is held)
  • [LABF16] Springfield Sports Arena Tomorrow: When a Man Gloves a Woman
  • [LABF16] Springfield Sports Arena UPKCC Chett vs. Marge
  • [MABF05] Skates 'N' Such Ice Rink - Thursday: Clockwise Night
  • [MABF05] Springfield Municipal Golf Course
  • [PABF01] Springfield Atoms Stadium
    • [PABF01] See Your Heroes Play With Concussions
  • [PABF15] Springfield Playhouse
    • [PABF15] The Springfield Passion Play
    • [PABF15] Auditions Today - Warning, Someone May Get Crucified
  • [RABF07] Springfield Opry House
    • [RABF07] Hillbilly Talent Contest
  • [RABF10] Peep Show "Only 25 Cents"
    (Moe checks out this show of marshmallow Peeps)
  • [RABF16] [THOH XXIV] Burnsum and Bailey Circus
    • Marguerite Conquers the Air
    • Man shot out of an cannon
    • The Happy Harlequin (Krusty)
    • The Strong Man (Homer)
    • The Lady That Wouldn't Die (Skinner's mom)
    • The Spineless Man (Principal Skinner)
    • The Appalachian Spring ( and Brandine)
    • Miniature Marvels (three dwarfs)
    • Man or Maid? (half man half woman)
    • The Human Donkey (Nelson "He Haw")
    • The Terrifying Callback (Selma with Bart's head attached (from prior segment)
    • Creatures from Another Galaxy (Kang and Kodos)
    • The Most Hideous Creature of All (Moe)
    • The Living Torso (from the movie Freaks) (Barney)
    • The Human Snail (Comic Book Guy)
    • Pinhead Pip and Pinhead Zip played by Larry and Carl
    • World's Strongest Duck (tar and feathered Homer)
  • [RABF19] Buzz Cola Dome
• Under 18 Not Allowed
  • [7G10] Florence of Arabia
  • [7G10] Girlesque
  • [7G10] Foxy Boxing
  • [7G10] Mud City
  • [7G10] Sapphire Lounge
  • [7F17] Club Mud
  • [AABF16] Lap Dancing (changed to Lapland Dancing)
  • [CABF18] Girls! Girls! Girls!
  • [DABF14] Golden Banana
    • Exotic male dancers
  • [GABF01] The League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen (across from Moe's)
  • [GABF10] Knockers on Route 98
  • [NABF06] Club Zipless
  • [NABF20] Classy Girls Strip Club "Onstage: Nelson's Mom" (Nelson is standing outside)
  • [PABF10] Silicon Alley Strip Club
  • [RABF08] The Elegant Scoundrel - Formerly Sammy's Sex Sewer
• Just Outside Springfield
  • [7F20] Catfish Lake "home of the world's biggest catfish"
  • [8F14] Rancho Relaxo
    • bungee jumping, kayaking
    • calligraphy, cigar making
    • hula dancing, hang gliding
    • Swimming, tennis
    • hot tub, mud bath
    • massage, Relax-o vision movies
    • or just sit and stare at the walls
  • [2F01] 5 Corners: stand in 5 states at once (also [MABF11])
    • [MABF11] Where Sideshow Bob attempts to kill Bart to perform the perfect crime
  • [2F01] Amish Country
  • [2F01] Itchy & Scratchy Land (also [GABF01])
    • Torture Land, Explosion Land, Searing Gas Pain Land, Unnecessary Surgery Land
    • the Head Basher, the Mangler, the Blood Bath, Tavern on the Scream, the Log Fall, the baby ball pit, and Laramie cigarettes presents I&S Mine Field
    • Roger Myers Senior Biography Theatre
    • Parent's Island: TV town, recipe related bumper cars, 100 bars and salons including Itchy's 70s disco and TGI McScratchy's Goodtime Food Drinkery
    • 12 noon Robot Parade
    • [GABF01] "Built By Imagination and Non-Union Labor"
  • [2F32] Krustyland (also [NABF20])
    • [2F32] Krustyland House of Knives
    • [NABF20] Krusty: Krustyland has a new ride! The Eyeballs of Death. It only passed the safety panel by a two to three vote. That third vote didn't come cheap!
  • [3F22] Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport
  • [4F05] Waynesport Souvenir Shop
  • [AABF04] Bloodbath Gulch Ghost Town
    • "the friendliest town in the old west" founded by prostitutes in 1849
    • serviced by prostitute express riders who could bring in a fresh prostitute from St. Joe in three days
    • where a trail hand could spend a months pay in three minutes
    • 30% more gunfights, 40% more rootin' tootin'
    • Tumbleweed tumbles at 2pm, 4pm, 6pm [and Midnight on weekends]
    • whorehouse, cathouse, bordello, old mission,
    • Bob's Brothel, Ed's Brothel, Chuck's Brothel,
    • Tom's Brothel, Buck's Brothel
    • the old mission
    • Ye Olde Animatronic Saloon
  • [AABF04] World's Largest Toilet
  • [MABF02] Wet 'N' Wacky World
    • Formerly John F. Kennedy Naval Museum
    • Stroller Rental
    • Dolphin Drive and Coelacanth Street
    • Whiplash Rapids
    • Haunted Crab Shack
    • Gifts
    • Souvenirs
    • Ultimate Sea Life Aquarium
    • Ultimate Sea Life Buffet
    • Lost and Found
    • Lobster Roll (roller coaster)
    • Slimu (performing Octupus)
  • [MABF13] Historic Weasel Island
    • One of America's Ten Roundest Islands!
    • Explore a dark, dark weasel cave.
    • Tour the Historic Civil War Prison
    • Picnic where the bodies were once stacked like cordwood
    • Plus some kind of Amusement Park!
    • Warning: You may not be amused
    • Civil War Prison & Museum of Sideburns
    • Fortune Teller (machine) "You Will Lose All Your Money."
    • Spook House
    • Ride
    • Ice Cream
    • Pizza
    • Hot Dogs

Festivals and Events

• Annual Events
  • [7G08] Christmas Pageant
  • [7F05] Nuclear Plant Employees, Spouses, and no more than 3 children night
  • [8F08] Flaming Moe's Day [same as Veteran's Day] [declared, but perhaps not very annual]
  • [8F21] Police Picnic {also [5F16]}
  • [9F02] Springfield Elementary School Carnival "the Happiest Place on Earth"
    • Ferris Wheel, The Paralyzer, Games,
    • Haggis
  • [8F07] Springfield Soapbox Finals
  • [8F19] Springfield County Fair "Who Still Goes To These? Find Out Inside" {also [FABF15], [KABF10]}
    • World's Biggest Hoogie [8F19]
    • The World's Biggest Pumpkin [FABF15]
    • The World's Biggest Bok Choy [FABF15]
    • The World's Biggest Ribbon [FABF15]
    • The World's Biggest Brussel Sprout [FABF15]
    • The World's Biggest Pile of Mashed Potatoes [FABF15]
    • Place-Setting Competition [FABF15]
    • Quilts [FABF15]
    • Ah Fudge! [FABF15]
    • Warning: Funhouse May Have Christian Message [KABF10]
    • 4-H Calf Judging [KABF10]
  • [9F11] Nuclear Plant Company Picnic
  • [9F12] Big Brother's Day at Marine World
  • [9F13] Hooray for President's Day
  • [9F16] Cartoon Awards
  • [9F18] Whacking Day, May 10th
  • [9F21] Springfield Swap Meet
  • [1F05] "Do What You Feel" Festival
  • [2F12] Regional Ace Awards
  • [2F15] Renaissance Fair
    • knight battles, Friar Wiggum's Fantastical Beastarium,
    • loom, tea cups ride, fudge stand,
    • open pit cooking, Ye Olde stomach pump
  • [3F08] US Air Force Air Show
  • [3F14] Nuclear Plant Employees Night at the Springfield Dragway
  • [3F24] Chili Cook Off "please lick spoon clean after each use"
    • Bee Guy's Chili
    • Vegetarian Chili
    • Muntz Family Chili
    • Old Man's Yale Style Saltpetre Chili
    • Professor Frink's Virtual Chili
    • Firehouse Ned's 5 Alarm Chili
    • Flaming Moe's Chili Bar
    • Chief Wiggum's Chili
    • A little Bit of Lenny
    • Ferl Dixon and the Second Helping Boys
  • [4F03] "Memories of Bonanza" Mall Show
  • [4F10] Mountain Music Festival, March 14-18
  • [5F06] Azalea Festival
  • [5F08] Colonel Tex's Traveling Carnival
    • Lobster boy
    • Shrimp girl
    • Humphrey the Talking Camel
    • Hitler's Car
    • Impervo the Painless
    • Geek show--biting the heads off chickens
    • The World's Smallest Horse
    • The Bearded Lady
    • Ring toss
    • Water balloon race
    • Shoot Out the Star
    • Pop the Balloon
    • Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy
    • Strike 3!
    • Wheel of Chance Win! Win!
    • Dunk the Homer
    • Fried Sugar
    • Fried Dough
    • Cotton Candy
    • Ice Cream
    • Pretzels
    • Hot Dogs
    • Caramel Apples
    • Lemonade
    • Snacks
    • The Tooth Chipper
    • Dr. Frightmarestein's Screamatorium
    • Fun house
    • Ferris wheel
    • Psychic Predictions booth
    • The Yardwork Simulator
    • Bumper Cars
    • Whack-A-Mole
  • [5F09] Love Day
  • [5F09] Policeman's Ball
  • [5F16] Mob Picnic
  • [5F16] Church Picnic
  • [5F20] Elementary School Apple Pick
    • pony rides, sing-a-longs,
    • apple bobbing, apple picking, apple everything
  • [CABF11] 12th Annual Big Science Thing
  • [CABF12] Springfield Marathon "Ruin Your Knees For Charity"
  • [DABF05] Annual Springfield Formal Event
  • [DABF05] Gay Pride Parade - Formerly Springfield Heritage Day
  • [DABF06] Springfield Preparatory School Annual Fair
    • Moonbounce, bumper cars,
    • ring toss, silent auction
    • Wolfgang Puck cooking booth
  • [EABF08] The Return of the Stinging Red Jellyfish
    • Springfield's most beloved event
    • 3rd Tuesday of May Sweeps
  • [GABF14] Springfield Lettuce Festival
    • romaine, iceberg, radicchio, and everyone's favorite, baby Bibb
    • even a few cabbages are getting in on the fun.
  • [GABF22] Mayor's Easter Egg Hunt
  • [KABF05] Carnival
    • Tunnel of Love
    • Snack Shack
  • [MABF15] Springfield Pet Fair
    • Annual Springfield Ugly Dog Contest
    • Get Your Pet Skunk De-Striped
    • Socialize Your Hermit Crab
    • Whack a Real Mole
    • Ant Farm Foreclusure Sale
    • Mongoose-Cobra Counseling
    • Teeny's Choice Chimp Diapers
    • Jesus Fish
  • [MABF15] Springfield Annual Classic Car Contest
  • [NABF11] 1st Annual Chinese Lantern Festival  
    [Springfield Horticultural Society]
  • [PABF21] Springfield Grand Prix
  • [PABF21] Tour De Springfield
• Other Events
  • [7F06] Monster Truck Rally
  • [7F06] Saturday Evening Concert Series
  • [7F18] Springfield Art Fair
  • [8F14] Marge Simpson Day
  • [8F16] Twirl King Champions Exhibition
  • [8F21] Spinal Tap Concert
  • [8F23] First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
  • [9F13] Firedrill Follies
  • [2F07] Stock Footage Film Festival
  • [2F15] Springfield Renaissance Faire
    • Knight Battle To-Daye
    • The Happy Leech Bleed While-U-Wait
    • Friar Wiggum's Fantastical Beastarium
    • Fortune Teller's Tent
    • Teacup Ride
  • [2F31] Springfield Pops
  • [2F31] Springfield Film Festival
    • Bright Lights, Beef jerky
    • Moe Better Booze
    • Man Getting Hit by Football
    • A Burns for All Seasons
    • Puke-a-Hontis
    • film jury: Jay Sherman, Marge, Homer, Mayor Quimby, & Krusty
  • [2F33] Krusty the Clown's 29th Anniversary Show
  • [3F13] Springfield Bicentennial
  • [3F21] Hollapolooza
  • [5F10] Comedy Festival
    • Jay Leno
    • Janeane Garofalo
    • Bruce Baim
    • Steven Wright
    • Bobcat Goldthwaite
    • Krusty the Clown
  • [AABF07] Carnival in town, 1 night only!
    • cotton candy
    • hats with feathers
  • [AABF12] Demolition Derby
  • [AABF21] Taste of Springfield
    • The Gilded Truffle
    • Q. Butterfat's Flavors Parlor
    • The Texas Cheesecake Depository
    • The French Confection
    • Moleman's Gruel
    • Krusty Burger
    • UGLI
    • Much Ado About Muffins
    • Ah Fudge!
    • The Hungry Hun
  • [BABF20] The Who Concert
  • [CABF16] Chris Rock Concert
  • [DABF18] Oven Mitt Convention "If the Mitt Don't Fit, We Will Remit"
  • [DABF18] Springfield Shoe Expo
  • [DABF22] Concert for Planet Hollywood
  • [EABF04] Women's Bodybuilding Finals
  • [EABF17] Sumatran Century Flower "The Greatest Show on Dirt"
  • [GABF02] Save Our Park Charity Carnival by Junior League
    • Flip-A-Frog
    • Port-o-Potty
  • [HABF07] Church Fund Raiser
    • Whack-A-Moses
    • Holy Roller-Coaster
    • Tunnel of Abstinence
    • Halo Toss: Three Rings for a Buck
    • See What You'd Look Like in Hell
  • [JABF12] Harvest Festival
  • [MABF15] Beard and Mustache Competition
  • [MABF15] Bonsai Tree Contest
  • [MABF15] Bully Competition
  • [NABF11] World Magic Championship at the Magic Palace

Parades

• [7F07] Macy's Thanksgiving Parade on TV [Bart balloon]
• [8F22] Annual 4th of July Parade
  • Homer participated as a walking smiley-belly guy with giant hat.
• [9F02] Springfield Founders Festival Parade
  • Santa Claus
  • the Menthol Moose Marching Band
  • Order of Ice Cream Men
  • Little Miss Springfield-Laramie cigarette float featuring Menthol Moose throwing cigarette packs
• [9F10] Duff Gardens Electric Parade
  • Duff Blimp float
  • Drink Duff Beer float
• [9F22] Terror Lake Salutes Hannibal Crossing the Alps
• [1F05] "Do What You Feel" Festival Parade
  • Free as a Bird float
• [1F12] Gay Rights Parade
  • Bart and Lisa participated, Bart got his photo in the newspaper
• [1F13] Carbon Rod Parade
• [2F01] Itchy & Scratchy Robot Parade
  • Machine Gun toting Itchys and Scratchys
  • Axe wielding Itchys and Scratchys
  • Steam Roller with a flat Scratchy
  • Walking Axe Family
  • Itchy the Engineer float
  • All-Robot Band
• [2F20] St. Patrick's Day Parade {also [4F15], [JABF15], [KABF17]}
  • [2F20] Smithers, in confessional: Father, I'm not a Catholic. I *tried* to march in the St. Patrick's Day Parade.
  • [4F15] 200 Years of Irish Cops
  • [4F15] Pot o' Gold float
  • [4F15] St. Patrick float
  • [4F15] Drunken Irish Novelists of Springfield float
  • [4F15] Duff Green Beer Sprayer float
  • [JABF15] HOW'S MY MARCHING? CALL 1 800 KL5 9595
  • [JABF15] Bagpipe band, with bagpipes, drums
  • [JABF15] Float with rainbow, pot of gold and leprachaun
  • [KABF17] Irish Boy Most Resembling a Potato
  • [KABF17] Straight Catholic Priests (nearly empty float)
  • [KABF17] Small Irish Family (two dozen children)
  • [KABF17] We see competing Northern Irish Parade
• [3F13] Bicentennial-Jebediah Springfield Parade
  • Marching Band
  • Junior Jebediah's Float
  • Butter Churner
  • Typhoid Carrier
  • Apprentices
  • Town Crier
  • Jebediah Frontier Man Float
  • Walking-head Dragon
  • "Community Spirit" Frontier Wagon, featuring children
• [3F16] Itchy & Scratchy Parade in Springfield
  • Itchy & Scratchy Float
  • Roger Meyers, Sr., founded company in 1921
• [3F19] 1969 Veteran's Day Parade
  • Grampa tells Bart about the float disaster that killed 5 members of the Hellfish
• [3F20] Annual Moustache Parade
  • We're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears
• [3G04] Soviet Military Parade on TV [floats open up to reveal Soviet tanks]
• [4F08] "Welcome Home Space Girl" Ticker-tape Parade
• [4F20] Mardi Gras Parade in New Orleans
  • which parade it is is not clear, but we can narrow it down with these clues:
    • it is a Krewe parade, not a truck parade
    • it is located in the Canal--St. Charles--Camp area of downtown N.O.
    • it is a day parade
    • the float riders consist of men and women
    • the parade takes place in 1997
  • considering these clues, the parade was presented by one of the following:
    • Krewe of Pontchartrain
    • Knights of Camelot
    • Krewe of Tucks
    • Krewe of Mid City
• [5F09] Garbage Man Parade
  • Apu, Side Show Mel, Ned,
  • Oscar the Grouch, Homer, dozens of garbage men,
  • garbage trucks, and U2
  • parade to disband at the Springfield dump
• [5F13] Stuffed Animal Parade
  • Ralph Wiggum loves to play stuffed animal parade-
• [5F15] Krusty's Hobo Parade lasts 20 minutes
• [DABF05] Gay Pride Parade - Formerly Springfield Heritage Day
• [RABF18] Springfield Peach Parade - Grand Marshall Fuzzy Zoeller

Conventions and Expos

• [7F21] 12th Annual "Close Encounter of the Comic Book Kind" Convention
• [8F13] Annual Baseball Card Convention
  • meet Jose Canseco
• [8F23] Baby Expo
  • dog in a ball
• [9F07] Springfield Auto Show
  • We Salute the American Worker! Now 61% Drug Free!
• [1F05] Brad Goodman Seminar
  • "Be like the Boy"
• [2F06] Candy Industry Trade Show
  • Room 1
• [2F06] Candy Shaped Rat Poison Convention
  • Room 11
• [4F08] Franchise Expo
  • where you can make your non-sexual dreams come true
• [5F03] Free Health Fair "welcome cheapskates"
  • Lung Capacity, Blood Pressure, Are you Crazy?,
  • What's your sex?, First Aid, Hearing Test, Fit or Fat,
  • Check your Cholesterol.
• [AABF05] BI-MON-SCI-FI-CON
  • Bi-Monthly Springfield Sci-Fi Convention
  • "Set Phasers on Fun!"
  • Be there and be square
  • featuring Mark Hamill, Alf,
  • and tag team robot wrestling [Battlestar Galactica vs. the gay Star Wars robots]
  • Booths: Gort, Doctor Who, Godzilla,
  • Neil Armstrong, Meet Dr. Smith, Roswell
• [AABF12] Smithsonian Traveling Exhibit
  • Mercury Space capsule
  • Spirit of St. Louis
  • Sammy Davis Jr.'s eye
  • Bill of Rights
  • Abe Lincoln's hat
  • Fonzie's leather jacket
  • Howdy Doody puppet
  • Lou Gehrig's jersey
  • Archie Bunker's chair
  • sponsored by Omnitouch
• [AABF20] Mega-Savings seminar "BYO Chair" with Chuck Garabedian
• [LABF11] Home & Garden Show
  • Turn Your Rec Room Into A Basement
  • Add On To The House You Can't Afford
  • The Rake of the Future
  • Grass
  • Welcome Mats
  • Hose Nozzles
  • Hot Tubs
  • Grills
  • Construction Services, Inc.
• [MABF17] Entrepreneur Expo
  • Stiff-In-A-Box Funeral Services
  • King Thong Big & Tall Bikini Outlet
  • Mextel Cellular
  • jiffy boob express plastic surgery
  • Facebook
  • microsoft
  • Virgin Airlines
  • ohm Depot

Contributors: {bl} Barry Landry {ci} Craig Ingerto

{mc} Mark Chekares {nd} Nicolai Dybdahl

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