The Ned Flandiddly-anders File
Created by Jordan Eisenberg
Maintain-a-roonied by Wesley Mead
"I'm a big, four-eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater every day!"
-- "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily (3F01)"
Ned Flanders is the Simpsons' sometimes-sickeningly cheerful next-door nieghbor. His wife, Maude Flanders, and his two sons, Rod and Todd Flanders, are the perfect "Good Christian" family, but Ned is hated by Homer Simpson out of jealousy, and by Reverend Lovejoy, because of Ned's non-stop requests for guidance. He is known to distort every-day words by adding "diddily" to the end or middle of the word, and although his age was revealed in AABF06 to be 60, it is generally accepted that he's in his mid-30s or 40s. Ned made his first appearance in 7G08 and his voice is provided by Harry Shearer.
Episodes Based Around Ned
| 7F08 | Dead Putting Society |
| 7F23 | When Flanders Failed |
| 1F14 | Homer Loves Flanders |
| 1F18 | Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song |
| 1F22 | Bart of Darkness |
| 3F01 | Home Sweet Home-Diddly-Dum-Doodily |
| 4F07 | Hurricane Neddy |
| 4F18 | In Marge We Trust |
| 5F07 | Realty Bites |
| AABF06 | Viva Ned Flanders |
| BABF01 | I Know What You Did-Iddily-Did! |
| BABF10 | Alone Again, Natura-Diddly |
| CABF15 | I'm Goin' To Praiseland |
Lifeline
| 7F08 | Went to a fraternity |
| 7F23 | Left-handed
Has a sister in capitol city |
| 8F18 | Went to an all-male school |
| 9F08 | Had the elderly "Grandma Flanders" living in his house |
| 9F13 | Graduated from Oral Roberts University {rs} |
| 3F20 | Lived in Springfield for some 30-odd years |
| AABF06 | 60 years old |
| AABF15 | Applied for Arizona State? |
Likes
| 9F09 | Ziggy comics
Little baby ducks
"Sweatin' to the Oldies" Volumes I, II and IV |
| 4F07 | Scratching mosquito bites
Listening to flourescent lights |
| 5F14 | The smell of typewrite ink |
| AABF02 | "The Grateful Dead" (presumably) |
| AABF06 | Plain white bread with a glass of water on the side for dippin'
Troubled troubadour David Crosby
Bob Sagat |
Dislikes
Hobbies
| SC19 | Jebediah Springfield merchandise vendor |
| 7F23 | Pharmaceuticals
Working at the Leftorium |
| 1F01 | Throws dinner parties |
| 1F04 | Prince of Darkness |
| 1F06 | Scoutmaster for the Junior Campers |
| 1F07 | Answers calls for the "Marital Stress Hotline" |
| 1F14 | Bible group
Does charity work on Wednesdays
Boating (boat also seen in 3F19) |
| 1F18 | Principal of Springfield Elementary |
| 2F03 | Unquestioned lord and master of the world |
| 2F19 | Head of the PTA |
| 3F01 | Runs a foster home |
| 3F09 | Represents the Neighborhood Association |
| 3F22 | Owns a beach house in Little Pwagmattasquarmesettport |
| 3F10 | Bowls for the "Holy Rollers" |
| 4F05 | Owns a season pass to the Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill |
| 4F06 | Part of the Citizens' Committee on Moral Hygiene |
| 5F11 | Runs Flancrest Enterprises |
| BABF01 | Goes on "midnight fog runs" |
Ned's "Three Cs"(AABF06)
Clean living, chewing thoroughly, and a daily dose of vitamin "church!"
A Look at Ned's Dark Side
| 7F08 | Involved in a petty gamble with Homer |
| 7F13 | Yells at a swindling cable man |
| 9F01 | Involved in a car chase with Homer |
| 9F17 | Give the pagan Simpson family an April Fools joke |
| 9F20 | Watched "Married With Children" once
Has a spyhole in the bathroom, ala "Psycho" |
| 9F22 | Bart suspects Ned is out to get him |
| 1F04 | He is, in fact, the devil |
| 1F14 | Harbors anger towards Homer; dreams of killing him |
| 1F22 | Possibly a murderer |
| 2F03 | Rules the world, and drives its inhabitants to slavery |
| 3F20 | Nearly kills himself with needless panic |
| 4F07 | Explodes in front of his friends and neighbors |
| 4F13 | Hires Lisa as his babysitter, despite her nasty resume |
| 5F02 | Participates in a witch hunt |
| 5F07 | Stealing from the Simpsons (even if it was his own barbeque grill!) |
| AABF02 | Hallucinates at the wheel |
| AABF06 | Doesn't trim his mustache
Tries sitting down backwards
Gets his first taste of bloodlust
Goes on an all-night bender |
| AABF11 | Grabs a chunk of Moe's hair |
| AABF15 | Shows signs of resentment for Homer making it into heaven |
| AABF20 | Won a new refrigerator, electric can-opener and milkshake machine because they were evidence in a murder trial |
| BABF01 | Becomes a killer Werewolf -- later succombs to the evil 'Beetleboots' craze |
| BABF03 | Crosses paths with a mad scientist in the couch gag |
| BABF05 | Joins a motorcycle gang called the "Hell's Satans" |
| BABF06 | Ned laughs along with the crowd when Bart says church can be fun! |
| BABF10 | Considers abandoning his faith after Maude's death |
| CABF15 | He becomes creepily obsessed with turning Rachel Jordan into Maude |
Personality
Ned and Religion
| 7F08 | Quotes Mattew 19:19 ("love thy neighbor") |
| 7F20 | Maude underlines passages in Ned's bible because she can't find hers |
| 7F23 | Used to turn to the Good Book for help, until he sold it to Homer |
| 8F16 | Punishes Todd with no bible stories
Todd used to watch "Davey and Goliath," but he thought the idea of a talking dog was blasphemous |
| 8F23 | It's Tithe Day at the Flanders and they got themselves a transient (Herb) |
| 9F01 | Flanders is a regular Charlie Church |
| 9F08 | His kids play "Good Samaritan" |
| 9F17 | The Flanders Flock give the Pagan Simpsons ram's blood for their godless ceremony |
| 9F20 | Rod thinks Todd's speaking in tongues (cut in syndication) |
| 9F21 | Sells bible trading cards at the Springfield Swap Meet
Amazed at an oil stain that looks like St. Barnabus |
| 9F22 | Tells Bart to "say his prayers"
Shown reading a bible |
| 1F06 | Uses names from the bible as his own "eeny-meeny-meiny-moe" |
| 1F14 | Ned participated in a bible group
Rod and Todd watch biblical stories enacted by sheep
Quoth Todd: "Lies make Baby Jesus cry." |
| 1F17 | Thinks Lisa's saxophone playing is Gabriel's trumpet (cut in syndication) |
| 1F18 | Superintendant Chalmers calls him "God Boy" |
| 2F12 | Carries a bible and an extra large piece of the true cross at all times |
| 2F15 | "Zounds" is a renaissance English word short for "God's wounds" |
| 2F31 | Makes a movie about baby Moses, and seeks God's help to save his son |
| 3F01 | He won't judge Homer and Marge: says that's for a vengeful God to do
Plays "bible bombardment" with his family |
| 3F10 | Ned's bowling team is called the 'Holy Rollers'
Ned uses God to cheat, and get even with Homer |
| 3G03 | "They're not perfect, but the Lord says 'Love thy Neighbor.'" |
| 4F05 | "Well, if God didn't make little green apples..." |
| 4F06 | Hesitant about "Red-hots" because of the cartoon devil on the box |
| 4F07 | Has a manger scene in his yard
Compares himself to Jobe
Obeys the bible to an extremely unhealthy degree |
| 4F13 | His family is held hostage in the holy land |
| 4F23 | Marge describes him as the "religious guy" |
| 5F02 | 'Nedwin' helps do the Lord's work by killing witches
Later, the family is dressed in shepards' costumes |
| 5F05 | First one to recognize the bones as an angel
Purchases angel glow-sticks to get into heaven |
| 5F07 | Elaborate Christmas celebrations |
| 5F09 | Praying for Mr. Bunny |
| 5F11 | Sells religious hook rugs over the internet |
| 5F16 | Worried about playing sports on a Sunday |
| 5F21 | In Homer's vision of the future, Ned is the pope |
| AABF06 | Ned says gambling is strictly forbidden in Deutoronomy 7 |
| AABF12 | Gives Homer a good Christian buryial, but not so deep the Lord can't find him ... and judge him |
| AABF14 | Portrayed as God in Homer's dream
His family ascends into heaven during the rapture |
| AABF15 | Ned compares Homer's artistic venture to Noah's Ark |
| AABF18 | Regarding the newspaper's Opinions page, Ned doesn't need to be told what to think ... by anyone living. |
| AABF20 | His family donates to 6 different churches just to hedge their bets
Has a 'Jesus Fish' refrigerator magnet |
| AABF22 | Ned tells the kids to go get his 'exorcism tongs,' since Homer might have a demon |
| BABF05 | Hesitant to join the "Hell's Satans" |
| BABF04 | Maude mentions "Ben Hur" to him |
| BABF14 | Ned tries to explain to Homer that they both worship the same God |
| BABF17 | Ned cautions his boys when their sandcastle begins to look "a little Roman-esque"; Rod volunteers to punish himself |
| BABF22 | Ned hastily denies and destroys Homer's evidence that God does not exist |
| CABF02 | Ned doesn't believe in innoculations |
| CABF03 | He refuses to support the "black arts" such as magic, fortune-telling and Oriental cooking |
| CABF14 | He tells his son that Harry Potter and his friends went to hell for practicing witchcraft |
Ned and Church
| 9F16 | He doesn't have to go, because it's Saturday |
| 9F22 | His new finger razors make hedge-trimming as much fun as sitting through church. |
| 1F06 | "This ain't one of your church picnic flare-gun firings, Flanders!" |
| 5F16 | At the church picnic |
| AABF06 | Homer refers to him as Churchy LaFemme
Ned gets his daily dose of Vitamin Church |
| AABF08 | Worried that he's not in church on a Sunday |
| BABF10 | Almost misses church -- Parishioner of the Month |
| BABF22 | Ned endorses a cartoon because it was approved by a council of Presbylutheran ministers
Homer intercepts him and the boys on the way to church |
| CABF06 | Ned doesn't have air-bags because "the church opposes them for some reason." |
Ned is also seen in church in 9F01, 9F21, 1F14, 2F04, 4F13, 5F23, AABF06 and AABF14.
Church scenes that do not feature Ned are in 7G07, 4F18, AABF03, BABF05 and BABF06.
Ned Praying
| 7F08 | That no one gets hurt |
| 9F20 | "God bless you." |
| 1F04 | "Dear Lord!" |
| 1F07 | Rod prayed for giant shoes (cut in syndication) |
| 1F14 | "...graced God's green Earth."
Before eating dinner
Ned prays for the strength to endure Homer's friendship |
| 2F21 | "Oh, my Lord!" |
| 3F04 | "Help me, Lord!" |
| 4F18 | "...thank the Lord..." |
| 5F07 | Gives the Simpsons part of his Christmas tree |
| 5F09 | At Mr. Bunny's funeral |
| 5F14 | "...God bless 'em." |
| AABF05 | Prays that the Springfield Dinner Theater's production of "Guys and Dolls" is better than "Othello" with Peter Marshall |
| AABF06 | "My God, Homer..."
Asks wheather or not gambling is a good idea |
| AABF14 | As the family ascends into heaven |
| AABF15 | "God ... bless 'im." (we're made to believe he's going to say "Goddamn it.") |
| BABF10 | He questions God's decision to take Maude in a prayer |
Ned Being a Good Samaritan
| 7G09 | Congratulates Homer on his new RV |
| 7F13 | Outraged at the prospect of illegally hooked up cable |
| 7F23 | Validates parking tickets for free |
| 8F02 | Wishes away the aliens that plague their planet |
| 8F06 | Ned pays for his Kwik-E-Mart purchases even though Homer is asleep at the post |
| 8F17 | Hypes recycling door-to-door |
| 9F01 | Saves Homer from the fire |
| 9F07 | Offers for Homer to plow his driveway a second time out of pity |
| 9F09 | Donates a kidney and a lung at random |
| 1F04 | Adopts the gremlin |
| 2F19 | Suggests that Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner agree to disagree |
| 2F21 | Accepts Marge's criticism of his Halloween decorations |
| 2F22 | Lets the careless townspeople use his R.V. |
| 3F01 | Running a foster home |
| 3F06 | He and the neighbors console Marge over Homer's death |
| 3F09 | Lets Homer take over his job hyping wares |
| 3F10 | He's never been caught driving without pants |
| 3F13 | Lends Homer his family heirlooms just so his job can be stolen (again) |
| 3F18 | Gives Marge advice on getting gum out of hair |
| 3F22 | Lends Homer his beach house |
| 4F07 | Offers Homer a spot in the Flanders bunker during the hurricane |
| 5F05 | Suggests placing the sacred angel bones back into the ground |
| 5F06 | He feels guilty bringing Marge the realtor all the way out to town without buying a house |
| 5F23 | Offers a beer to his guests (even though it's mostly head) |
| AABF10 | Waves Marge into his lane |
| AABF16 | Helps clean up the town |
| AABF17 | Plans to put his newly acquired money right into the ol' poor-box |
| AABF20 | Donates to 6 different churches |
| AABF22 | Volunteers at a childrens' fire-prevention play |
| BABF03 | Congratulates Apu on his eight little bundles of joy, repeatedly |
| BABF04 | Tries to help the leprous Bart and Homer; pays for their trip to Hawaii |
| CABF15 | Raises money for the orphanage |
| CABF16 | "Daddy says it's rude to call grown-ups by their first name." |
Ned Being a Square
| 7F09 | Picketing against "Itchy & Scratchy": 'Save the Cartoon Animals' |
| 7F11 | Doormat: 'Welcome to Flanders Country' |
| 8F16 | Short-changes his customer, and spends the whole day tracking him down |
| 8F18 | "Isn't that cute, and me without a camera!"
Unable to overpower Marge |
| 9F02 | Delighted to win a shoe buffer |
| 9F20 | Carries a name tag around to avoid confusion (particularly with 'Ed Flanders') |
| 9F22 | Remarks "Now, isn't that nice?" when Sideshow Bob announces he won't kill him |
| 1F06 | Lets Bart play with a rubber knife after he attains the rank of "pussywillow" |
| 1F09 | Has a shroud of turin beach towels (it was stolen) |
| 1F14 | Asks for the cash value of a prize set of football tickets to report on his income tax
Has a 230-channel satellite dish, with every channel locked out
Prays for "the middle men who jacked up the price"
Leaves a picnic early because his son has Zesty Italian in his eye |
| 1F18 | Runs Springfield Elementary like a clubhouse |
| 2F16 | Cheerfully comments on Homer's profanity |
| 2F21 | Interprets "eat my shorts" as "eat my shirts" |
| 3F01 | "Nachos, Flanders-style" is actually sliced cucumbers with cottage cheese
Lies to his kids, saying Scratchy's blood is just Raspberry Jam
The family likes to eat unflavored, nonfat ice milk
Sends his kids to bed when the sun is still out |
| 4F07 | With nothing to do, the Flanders give themselves an audit
Ned considers insurance a form of gambling
He likes mosquito bites and flourescent lights |
| 4F13 | Thinks dice are wicked |
| 4F18 | Calls Reverend Lovejoy about various inane worries
Worried about teenagers slacking in front of his store |
| 4F24 | Covers his kids' eyes as they try to read the "offensive baseball cap" |
| 5F02 | Afraid to perform wanton acts of carnality with his wife |
| 5F14 | Pays his taxes at 9:00 AM, January 1st |
| 5F18 | Miniature golfing, his advice to his wife at the windmill obstacle is to "not hit the blades" |
| 5F23 | Offers his guests Rice Krispy Squares |
| AABF06 | Almost gives Homer his power of attorney |
| AABF23 | He and Maude should have brought the camera to see Edward Christian; the edited movie ending makes him sick! |
| BABF01 | Wears Beetleboots |
| BABF05 | Afraid when his gang starts tossing pennies in the gutter |
| BABF04 | Skis in a mamimum-mobility, skin-tight thermal suit |
| BABF09 | Seen in the "Wuss Bets" line at the Springfield Downs |
| BABF10 | Visits an auto-racing strip to see the exciting safety gear: helmets, roll bars, caution flags, etc.
WIth Maude gone, he plays Scrabble against himself |
| CABF05 | About Jack's Puma Pride mural, Ned says "That's sugary even for my tastes!" |
| CABF16 | Ned confuses "Chris Rock in Concert" with a Christian Rock concert |
Bonding
Bonding With His Kids
| 7G08 | Christmas shopping with Rod |
| 7F06 | Cries during Todd's violin solo |
| 7F08 | Helps Todd with his science project; later, they play miniature golf |
| 7F10 | Taking Todd in for a booster shot |
| 7F23 | Informs Rod that he's 'head of the car' |
| 8F07 | Considers when a boy should start dating |
| 8F16 | Ned's concerned about his boys learning bad language |
| 8F23 | Todd wants to annoint the sores on Herb's feet, but it's Maude's turn |
| 9F08 | Welcoming Homer to the neighborhood |
| 9F16 | The kids refuse to go to church becuase it's Saturday |
| 1F05 | Ned speaks to his inner child |
| 1F06 | Ned is scoutmaster for his kids' Junior Campers club |
| 1F14 | The kids call Ned's friend 'Uncle Homer'
Ned takes the boys waterskiing
They aren't allowed to eat suger
Ned plays basketball with them |
| 1F22 | Tells his kids they'll be with God soon enough... |
| 2F11 | Asks Todd to shoot him if he goes crazy |
| 2F22 | Tries to find Todd, who's lost in Shelbyville |
| 3F01 | He used to let the kids watch "My Three Sons," but it got them all worked up before bedtime |
| 3F02 | Ned takes Rod out to Uncle Moe's for his birthday, where Rod learns some bad language |
| 3F04 | Attends a PTA meeting for his kids' school |
| 3F09 | Tells his kids not to scare the president |
| 3F20 | The kids cheer him on as he runs from the bear |
| 3G02 | Todd casts the first stone at Homer |
| 3F04 | According to Bart, Flanders got his kids torpedoes |
| 4F06 | Permissively lets Todd buy a pack of red-hots |
| 4F07 | Ned encourages his childrens' choice of shirts |
| 4F09 | Concerned about his children's exposure to sex at school |
| 4F13 | Won't let his kids use "wicked" dice; hires Lisa to babysit for them |
| 4F24 | They view the Offensive Baseball Cap together |
| 5F02 | Convinces the witches not to eat his kids |
| 5F03 | He coaches them in Pee-wee football (later, Homer replaces Ned and cuts them both from the team) |
| 5F09 | Ned yells at Todd to get off of diaper hill
Ned helps bury their pet, Mr. Bunny |
| 5F10 | Rod and Todd consider getting Ned's help for the drunken clown in their yard |
| 5F19 | They bury Ned in the sand |
| AABF06 | Rod has to call Dr. Stein |
| AABF12 | Going out for Rod's birthday; burying Homer makes it the best birthday ever |
| BABF04 | He excites them with news of Imagination Christmas |
| BABF17 | They build sandcastles on the beach |
| CABF03 | Bart entertains Ned and his kids at the Springfield Squidport |
| BABF22 | He watches "Gravey and Jobriath" with his kids at an animation festival
They head for church together |
| CABF10 | He takes them to Krusty's final taping |
| CABF14 | He reads Todd a slightly modified version of Harry Potter |
| CABF15 | The kids convince him to build Maude's amusement park |
Kids Seen Alone
| 8F11 | Bart plays a prank on them |
| 9F08 | Playing "Good Samaritan" with Bart |
| 1F05 | Using Homer's trampoline |
| 5F10 | Poking Krusty with a stick |
| AABF07 | "Why can't you be like we are?" |
| BABF05 | They watch Lisa being bathed in the yard |
| BABF10 | Bart cheers them up after their mother's death |
| BABF20 | Bart borrows Rod's pet woodpecker to feed it to the badger |
| CABF14 | Rod is playing with his train set when Homer steps on it, to protect his detached thumb |
| CABF16 | Homer babysits for them |
Bonding With His Family
| 7F11 | Pulling taffee |
| 1F14 | Eating dinner; later, going on a picnic with the Simpsons |
| 2F31 | Filming a movie |
| 3F01 | Drinking nonfat ice milk
Playing Bible Bombardment |
| 3F07 | Family photos hanging at the Try-N-Save |
| 3F19 | Spending the night in their boat; later, they camp out in the dingy |
| 4F05 | Attending the Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill |
| 5F05 | Wants his family to share a prayer with the blessed angel; later, buys four angel glow-sticks |
| 5F07 | Celebrating Christmas |
| 5F18 | Playing miniature golf |
| AABF05 | Attending "Guys and Dolls" at the Springfield Dinner Theater |
| AABF14 | The whole family ascends into heaven during the rapture |
| AABF20 | Planning a mega-savings vacation to Japan |
| BABF10 | They visit the auto-racing park for a day of fresh air, safety gear, and non-foot-long hot dogs |
Bonding With His Wife
| 7F20 | Attending a marraige counseling retreat |
| 9F13 | Serenading her on Valentine's Day |
| 1F07 | Trying to get Homer's pants out of their tree |
| 1F22 | Suspected of killing her |
| 3F06 | Consoling Marge over Homer's alleged death |
| 3F10 | Part of the Holy Rollers bowling team |
| 4F01 | He fights with her over leaving the phone plugged in |
| 4F04 | Playing Pictionary |
| 5F02 | The witches might force the Flanders to perform wanton acts of carnality |
| 5F11 | Homer: "Maude, eh?" |
| AABF06 | He reminds her of Silly Billy Ned Flanders |
| AABF11 | Ned considers writing a sonet for his wife |
| AABF15 | Ned and Maude look out on the canals of Springfield |
| AABF21 | They eat at The Frying Dutchman together; later, they walk down the street enourmously overweight |
| AABF23 | They attend Mel Gibson's new movie screening together |
| BABF04 | Ned is angry that Maude saw "Ben Hur" without him |
| BABF10 | They visit the auto-races together |
R.I.P. Maude
| BABF10 | Ned sorrows over her death |
| BABF16 | Homer's sex test opens Ned wounds |
| BABF17 | Homer gossips with God about Maude Flanders "playing the field" in heaven |
| CABF02 | Todd thinks he sees her in a hallucination (caused by a lack of innoculations) |
| CABF03 | Homer asks Ned to see "the lady of the house" |
| CABF15 | Ned builds an amusement park in her honor |
Conflicts
Ned Vs. Reverend Lovejoy
| 7F08 | Ned calls the Reverend in the middle of the night |
| 8F16 | Calls the Reverend, ruining his dessert |
| 9F21 | Lovejoy sends Ned outside looking for an oil stain resembling St. Barnabus |
| 1F08 | Ned asks the Reverend his opinion on legalized gambling |
| 1F14 | Sermon entitled: "What Ned Did" |
| 3F01 | Encourages Ned to find a new major religion |
| 3F06 | Ned and the Reverend console Marge about Homer's alleged death |
| 3F10 | They share a bowling team |
| 3F18 | Lovejoy walks his dog on Ned's lawn |
| 4F07 | The Reverend avoids Ned's questioning |
| 4F23 | Skinner confuses the two |
| 5F02 | "Nedwin" and the Reverend incinerate some witches |
| 5F05 | Lovejoy shows no enthusiasm for Ned's suggestions |
| 5F16 | "Oh, just play the damn game, Ned!" |
| 5F23 | Ned gives Lovejoy his collar back |
| AABF14 | Encourages Lovejoy to turn off the church's fans |
Ned Vs. Homer
| 7G08 | Ned outshines Homer's Christmas decorations
They run into each other at the Circus of Values |
| 7G09 | Homer buys a new RV to try to outdo the Flanderseses |
| 7F05 | Homer rejects Ned's goodbyes |
| 7F08 | Basically the whole episode |
| 7F11 | Promises to visit a Flanders barbeque when he plans do be dead |
| 7F14 | Ned convinces Homer to buy a pair of Assassin sneakers |
| 7F23 | Again, the whole episode |
| 8F02 | Gives Ned an evil Monkey's Paw, which turns out to bring him good luck |
| 8F16 | Homer curses in front of Ned's kids |
| 9F01 | Homer tries to avoid Ned's singing
He blames Marge for always taking Ned's side
He contemplates what he would do if Ned were trapped in a fire |
| 9F02 | Ned wins a shoe buffer instead of Homer |
| 9F04 | Homer kills the Zombie Flanders |
| 9F05 | Shooes ol' Slanty Neddy away |
| 9F07 | Homer takes his money, but doesn't plow his driveway |
| 9F08 | Homer implies to Ned that he isn't a friend
"Shut up, Flanders"
Ned returns Homer's second born |
| 9F09 | "Shut up, Flanders." |
| 9F16 | Homer doesn't love Ned Flanders, but he doesn't count |
| 9F17 | The family, as pagans, burn the Flanders family at the steak |
| 9F22 | Invites Ned into the kitchen with violent intentions |
| 1F01 | Homer tells Flanders he smells like manure |
| 1F03 | Homer calls Ned and hangs up |
| 1F06 | Whole episode: again |
| 1F07 | Ned offers to conference Homer with Marge on the marital distress hotline |
| 1F09 | "Can't talk. Robbed. Go hell." |
| 1F10 | Homer's learned "that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just with Flanders was dead." |
| 1F14 | Can you say "the whole episode?" |
| 1F22 | Insists that Ned is a murderer |
| 2F12 | Homer almost gets Ned killed when shots are fired in their direction |
| 2F21 | Plays with Ned's mind by wrapping police tape around his front yard |
| 2F22 | Homer wrecks Ned's R.V. |
| 3F01 | Homer thinks like Flanders in a less-than-flattering way; later, he yells "shut your ugly face!" |
| 3F03 | Homer plans not to invite Ned to his barbeque out of spite |
| 3F04 | Sends Lard Lad to smash open Ned's house |
| 3F05 | Homer enjoys seeing Flanders coming home dishevelled from the rat race
Unhappily calls for Flanders' help |
| 3F06 | Ned consoles Marge about Homer's death |
| 3F07 | Sees Ned's as TIME magazine's "man of the century"; remarks that it must've been a pretty slow century |
| 3F09 | Homer steals Ned's spotlight at the Evergreen Terrace Yard Sale |
| 3F10 | Bowling against each other
Ned convinces God to zap Homer in the butt |
| 3F13 | Homer steals Ned's job as Town Cryer |
| 3F22 | Homer argues with Ned about lending the family his beach house |
| 3F24 | Critiques Ned's supposed five-alarm chili |
| 3G03 | Homer dumps his old couch in Ned's lawn; later, he sings "Shut up Flanders!" |
| 3G04 | Homer promises Bart a weapon of unimaginable destruction after hearing that Ned got his kids torpedoes |
| 4F01 | Homer's autodialer keeps him and his wife up; Homer yells at them later on |
| 4F05 | Runs into Ned at the cider mill, to his own dismay |
| 4F07 | Homer would make it his business to be a third wheel in the Flanders house
Homer doesn't remember Ned's name
Homer mocks Ned during their therapy session |
| 4F12 | Ned tries to cheer him up by saying "that's the best episode of Impy & Jimpy I've ever seen." |
| 4F13 | Avoids helping Ned's babysitting difficlties |
| 4F16 | Lisa says that Homer and Marge went on a walk with the Flanderseses |
| 5F01 | Ned rides by on his lawnmower as Homer is anxious to get his gun |
| 5F02 | Homer accuses 'Goodie Flanders' of being a witch |
| 5F03 | Homer heckles Coach Flanders at the Pee-Wee Football games |
| 5F06 | Homer rejects Ned's goodbyes again |
| 5F07 | Homer calls him Ed |
| 5F09 | Homer dumps garbage on Ned's head |
| 5F11 | Calls Ned a liar |
| 5F16 | Homer plays capture the flag against Ned's team |
| 5F19 | Homey Bear mauls Ranger Ned
Homer nearly drives over Ned at the beach |
| 5F21 | Homer envisions Ned giving a eulogy at his funeral |
| AABF02 | Homer calls Ned a square
"I buried Flanders!" |
| AABF06 | Homer tries to finger Ned in church for lying about his age
The two squabble in Las Vegas |
| AABF08 | Homer blames Flanders when they're lost at the Super Bowl |
| AABF14 | Ned, as God, banishes Homer from the Garden of Eden |
| AABF14 | Ned's family ascends into heaven, while the Simpson clan is sent to hell |
| AABF15 | Homer throws his beer cans at Ned
Ned is baffled that Homer made it into heaven |
| AABF19 | Homer hangs up in the middle of a heartfelt moment |
| AABF21 | Homer repeatedly writes "Screw Flanders" in his restaurant reviews |
| BABF04 | Homer is disturbed by Ned's tight-fitting ski outfit {tb} |
| BABF05 | Drives his motorcycle through Ned's fence (Ned is later seen fixing it) |
| BABF10 | Homer tries his pathetic best to help Ned resuscitate from Maude's death
Homer has a giant rock with Ned's name on it
Homer spontaneously maces Ned through his kitchen window |
| BABF11 | The whole town thinks Homer is a real humanitarian, and Ned Flanders is green with envy |
| BABF14 | Homer gloats about his new Hawaiian idol to Ned |
| BABF16 | Homer forgets about Maude's death, and because of Ned's crying, rates him a "Frigid Freida" on a sex test
Ned mentions that Homer fell into Maude's grave at her funeral -- he responds "Oh, I saw a gopher. What a day!" |
| BABF17 | Homer gossips with God about Maude Flanders "playing the field" in heaven |
| BABF21 | Homer gloats to Flanders from heaven, because he got there first |
| CABF02 | Homer instructs his computer to kill Flanders |
| CABF03 | Homer and Bart try to swindle Ned |
| CABF06 | When Ned tells Homer he thinks they hit something with the car, Homer yells "I hope it's Flanders!" |
| CABF08 | Homer allegedly released a radioactive ape into Ned's house |
| CABF07 | Homer won't share his new tennis court with Ned |
| CABF14 | Homer barges into Ned's house chasing after his dog, and steps on Rod's train set |
| CABF15 | Ned's private life is repeatedly invaded by Homer
Homer hires a shredder to destroy Ned's Maude-memorabilia, and expects payment |
| CABF16 | Homer calls him "stupid Flanders" |
Homer and Ned had been neighbors for eight years before Homer's first visit to the Flanders homestead. (7F08)
Homer "Borrowing" Things From Ned
| 7G09 | Homer gets his mail once in a while |
| 7F11 | Camcorder |
| 7F23 | Weed-whacker
Homer buys Ned's entire living room set and his glasses for $75
Homer buys Ned's bible for 7 cents |
| 8F16 | Homer tells Ned he lost his camcorder |
| 9F08 | TV tray |
| 9F13 | Toothbrush
Ned's diploma from the Oral Roberts University |
| 1F03 | Power-sander |
| 2F11 | Tries to take over his bomb shelter |
| 2F22 | Hypes Flanders' R.V. as his own |
| 3F18 | Ned goes to get his snow shovel back from Homer |
| 3F19 | Grampa steals Ned's boat |
| 3F22 | Ned's beach house |
| 3F23 | TV tray, power-sander and upstairs bathtub mentioned |
| 3G01 | The camcorder returns
Virtually all of Homer's camping equipment
Ned's weather vane |
| 3G02 | Steals his air conditioner |
| 4F06 | Homer has to be up at 6:00 AM to swipe Flanders' newspaper |
| 5F07 | Ned steals back his own barbeque |
| 5F11 | Homer gets more of Ned's mail |
| 5F19 | The muffler from Ned's car |
| AABF07 | Homer eats the Flanders' garbage |
| AABF15 | Homer steals Ned's "Casa de Flanders" welcome mat along with everyone else's |
| AABF20 | While theiving Ned's house at night, Homer swipes a candelabra, decorative plate, mini-figurine, silverware, seminar tickets, a refrigerator magnet, and helps himself to a sandwich
Homer also horns in on Ned's mega-savings plane tickets |
| BABF06 | Homer picks all of Ned's flowers for his college float (and salts the earth so nothing will ever grow again) |
| BABF10 | Ned spots his sprinkler in Homer's yard |
| CABF06 | Homer ruins Ned's car and roof for a makeshift snowplow |
Speech
Saying "Hello" the Ned Flanders Way
| 7F14 | "Howdily-doo." |
| 8F02 | "Hey, fellow slave." |
| 8F07 | "Heh-hey-ho, Simpson." |
| 8F18 | "Howdy-doo, neighbor." |
| 9F05 | "Howdy-doo." |
| 9F08 | "Buenos dias, neighborinos."
"Heidy-ho." |
| 9F17 | "Hi-ho, Pagans." |
| 9F22 | "Heidily-hey!" (followed quickly by "toodily-doo") |
| 1F03 | "Howdily-doodily-do!"
"Hello?"
"Y'ello!"
"Hellodily-odily!" |
| 1F04 | "Heidily-ho, Bart." |
| 1F06 | "Howdily-hey, Camper Bart." |
| 1F09 | "Heidily-ho, neighborinos."
"Welcome, neighbors." |
| 1F11 | "Heidily-ho." (part of a montage of catchphrases) |
| 1F14 | "Heidily-ho, neighbor."
"Heidily-ho, Stanster."
"Heydily-ho, window buddy."
"Heididdily-ho." |
| 1F18 | "Well, tippety-top of the A.M. to every-good-body here."
"Cockily-doodily-doo, good buddies." |
| 2F03 | "Heidily-ho, slaverinos." |
| 2F11 | "Howdily-doodily, neighbors." |
| 2F12 | "Wat'cha diddily-doin,' neighbor?" |
| 2F22 | "Well, a friendly Springfield "Hello" there, neighbors." |
| 3F01 | "Heydily-ho." |
| 3F03 | "Heydily-ho, neighborino!" (said by the whole Flanders extended family) |
| 3F09 | "Howdily-doodily." |
| 3F18 | "Well, howdy, Reverend Lovejoy." |
| 3F19 | "Howdily-doodily, stranger." |
| 4F01 | "Howdily-doodily." |
| 5F19 | "Hello there, Hodiddily-omey." |
| AABF06 | "Howdy, Homer." |
| AABF14 | "Hididdily-ho, paradise dwellers." |
| AABF17 | "Well, hi-diddily-[not heard]!" |
| BABF04 | "Hi-diddily-ho, schuss-in-boots." |
| BABF10 | "Hi-diddily-ho, pedal-to-the-metal-o-philes." |
| CABF16 | "He-hey, Homer." |
Giving Confirmation the Ned Flanders Way
| 7G09 | "Yes, indeedily-doodily." |
| 7F11 | "Okey-dokel." |
| 7F23 | "Absitively-posilutely."
"Right as rain. Or, as we say around here, left as rain." |
| 8F02 | "Okily-dokily." |
| 8F18 | "Indeedily-doodily."
"Roger Dodger." |
| 9F05 | "Okily-dokily-doo." |
| 9F16 | "Okily-dokily-doo." |
| 1F06 | "Okily-dokily."
"Okey-dokey." |
| 1F07 | "Okily-dokily." |
| 1F14 | "Sure diddily-do."
"That sounds super duper."
"Okily-dokily." |
| 1F18 | "Okily-dokily." |
| 2F03 | "Okily-dokily." |
| 2F31 | "Okily-dokily." (said by God) |
| 3F03 | "Okily-dokily." (also said by the whole Flanders extended family) |
| 3F23 | "Okily-dokily." (encouraged by Homer) |
| 3G03 | "Okily-dokily-doo." |
| 4F07 | "Okily-dokily." |
| 5F03 | "Okily-dokily." |
| 5F18 | "Bingo." |
| AABF06 | "Righty-o!" |
| AABF19 | "Yes, indeedy." |
| BABF10 | "Abso-not-ly, Hot-Roddy." (Close enough ... ) |
| CABF07 | "Will do." |
Speaking in "Pure Flanders"
| 7G09 | "Check out mah' new wheels!"
"She's a beut." |
| 7F11 | "Nosiree, Bob."
"She's cryin' out to cook up some good eatin.'" |
| 7F14 | "He's a wet ol' baby boy!" |
| 7F23 | "You silly goose!"
"You are a picture and a half."
"Come on over and strap on the feed bag. We're going to fire up ol' Propane Elaine and put the heat to the meat! Nummy-nummy-num!" (Homer responds: "I'll be there! Notty-notty-not.")
"Fe-fi-fo-fum, I smell the potatoes au graten of Marge Simpson!"
"Fellows, I have a sinister motive for inviting you all to dinner, 'sinister' being latin for 'left-handed.'"
"Gosh-darn it."
"She's a beutane beut."
"Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us friends." |
| 8F16 | "Bone to pick" with Homer: "All of us pull a few `boners' now and then, go off `half-cocked', make `asses' of ourselves. I don't want to be `hard on' you ... give the sailor talk the old 'heave-ho'" |
| 8F18 | "Hot diggity!"
"Let's not and say we did." |
| 9F05 | "Thought I'd fire up the brier." |
| 9F09 | "Well, if that don't put the 'dink' in 'coinkidink!'" |
| 9F17 | "Anyhoo..." |
| 9F22 | "Toodily-doo." |
| 1F01 | "Thanks for the nose news, neighbor." |
| 1F06 | "That's a 'Neddy No-No.'"
"Well, Homer, looks like we're boat-buddies, huh? Want me to zinc your sniffer?"
"Now I know why they call 'em rapids and not slow-pids, eh?"
"Whoa, Nellie!"
"Godspeed, little doodle." |
| 1F07 | "That's a dilly of a pickle." |
| 1F14 | "Golly, if that doesn't put the 'shaz' in 'shazaam!'"
"Well, get out the Crayolas and color me "Tickled Pink". Ooh, what's with the lead pipe, were you going to give my noggin a flogging?"
"...give the new pool table a whirl." |
| 1F18 | "I think I can put the 'pal' back in 'principal.'"
"I thought it might break the ice if we had a little Q & A!"
"I want to put the 'stew' back in 'students.'"
"Anyhoo..."
"Whoopsie-doodle!" |
| 1F20 | "What's the brew-ha-ha-ha?" |
| 1F22 | "What the gumdrops is going on?" |
| 2F03 | Process called "Re-neducation" |
| 2F18 | "We sure could use a pooch to guard the flock at the Flanderosa." |
| 2F19 | "Ho, ho, this is a dilly of a pickle." |
| 3F01 | "No siree-bob." |
| 3F03 | Various square dancing instructions
"Congratulations, Homer. Your 'Q is a huge success. Hey, a toast to the host who can boast the most roast!" |
| 3F04 | "Well, as the tree said to the lumberjack, I'm stumped." |
| 3F13 | "I dub myself pickled tink!" |
| 3F18 | "Works for me when I get bubbly-gum in the old push-broom." |
| 3F22 | "I'm in a rhubarb of a pickle of a jam."
"It's a corker of a case."
"Hello, Mr. Brown Grown. What you got for me? (cut in syndication) |
| 4F05 | "Well, if God didn't make little green apples..."
"Ho ho ho, suckin' down the cider, uh? ... Here's a little trick to help you remember. If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town. Now, there's two exceptions and it gets kinda tricky here ... can be yellow, if they're using late season apples. And, of course, in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped." |
| 4F07 | "Hunker in our bunker"
"Happy as hens"
"Absitively notarino!" |
| 4F13 | "I've got a fozzy of a bear of a problem." |
| 4F18 | Says he's in "hot soup"
"Vamoos" |
| 5F05 | "...it sounds you're strainin' to do some explainin.'"
"...this doomsday thing has me just a smidge tritterpated." |
| 5F06 | "That's a dilly!" |
| 5F07 | "...no-goodnik..." |
| 5F23 | "...slim pickins'..." |
| AABF06 | "No, no and double no!"
"Gosh-darn it."
"This may sound just a teensy bit insane in the ol' membrane..."
"Oh my stars!"
"Watching you risk your life turned my beat box all the way up to ... rumba." |
| AABF08 | Not my cup of [tea]." |
| AABF12 | "Leapin' Lazarus!" |
| AABF14 | "I'd better skidaddle."
"One more weensy little thing..."
"What the dickens?"
"Doggone it, Eve, I think you better high-tail it outta this garden."
"...vamoos..." |
| AABF15 | "What the flood?" |
| AABF21 | "Ooh, that looks scrum-diddily-doodily-duddily ... " |
| BABF01 | "Diddily" used on its own as an interjective, twice (once by Homer) |
| BABF04 | "Hi-diddily-ho, schuss-in-boots." |
| BABF10 | "I'm just a Q without a U." |
| CABF02 | "Catch you later, computator!" |
| CABF06 | "Better turn off that engine before those fumes put us in tombs." |
| CABF16 | Ned says he's "in a pickle" |
Other Flander-isms
| 7F14 | "Skidaddily-doo." |
| 7F20 | "Daberoo" |
| 8F02 | "Thingamajig" |
| 9F04 | "Halloweenies"
"Scarediddily-dare" |
| 9F07 | "Plow Kingily-ding" |
| 1F04 | "Scrumdiddily-umscious" |
| 1F06 | "You knowdilly-know it, Neddy." (said by Bart)
"Oh, we're done for. We're done for. We're done diddely done for. We're done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily -- [Homer slaps him]" |
| 1F09 | "Dufferoonies"
"Burglarino"
"Watch...aroony" |
| 1F18 | "De-diddley-lighted"
"Hickory-dickery-stick" |
| 1F22 | "Murdiddily-urder" |
| 2F03 | "Slaverinos" |
| 2F11 | "Shelterinis" |
| 2F15 | "Zounds, I did thee mightily smitily!" |
| 2F19 | "Ordiddily-order" |
| 2F31 | "Acdiddily-doddily-doodily-action-jackson!" |
| 3F01 | "Neglecterinos"
"Foundlingadings"
"Reverend...emergency! I -- it's the Simpson kids -- eedily -- I, uh, baptism -- oodily -- uh -- doodily doodily!" |
| 3F06 | "Condolediddily-olensces" |
| 3F09 | "Heckeroonie" |
| 3F13 | "Thankily-dank" |
| 3F19 | "Spine-tingly-dingling" |
| 3F22 | "Weldiddily-elcome" (yep, he actually wrote 'diddily') |
| 3F23 | "Byediddily-eye" |
| 3F24 | "What can I do-diddily-doodily-diddly-hobbily-hibbily-gobbily-gobbily-gobble-gabba-gabba-hey?" |
| 4F07 | "Gonediddily-on"
"Son of a gundiddily-un"
"I just can't dang diddily do dang do damn diddily darn do it."
"Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily. They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily. Gotta be nice, hostidididildilidilly ah HELL diddily ding dong crap! Can't you morons do anything RIGHT!?"
"Pretty darn doodily-diddily...good"
"Well, I'll be darndiddily-arned."
"Did-diddily-id" |
| 4F12 | "Impy & Jimpy" |
| 4F13 | "Anyhoodily-doodle" |
| 4F15 | "Guildiddily-ilty as chardiddily-arged" |
| 5F06 | "Oh mydiddily-eye!" |
| 5F23 | "Deprogrammerinos"
"Breakeroonies" |
| AABF06 | "Prediddily-ictable"
"I've wasted my whole dang-diddily life."
"I okily-dokily-schmokily do!" |
| AABF09 | Diddily-ifference" (said with a different voice) |
| CABF14 | "Son of a diddly!"
"What the dilly-yo?!?" |
| CABF16 | He calls his kids "Rowdy Rod and Typhoon Todd" |
In 3F13, Homer remarks to Flanders "you suckdiddily-uck!"
Ned's Book of Names
Names for his Mustache
| 8F16 | Soup Strainer
Cookie Duster |
| 3F18 | Pushbroom |
Ned's Barbeque Invitation
The Flanders' are having a beef-a-thon.
Incredible Ned-ibles.
Maude-acious vittles.
Miscellaneous
Ned Flashbacks
| SC22 | Apu supplied plenty of food when "the little Mrs. was expecting the stork" |
| 8F23 | Participates in "Hands Across America" |
| 9F20 | Has a 'run-in' with the law |
| 9F21 | In church as the Be-Sharps sing |
| 1F05 | Speaks to his inner child |
| 1F08 | A three-headed Ned Flanders sits in the town hall as Marge protests the casino |
| 1F18 | Spills ink on Papa Flanders' poems |
| 4F07 | Has 'spanking therapy' as a child |
| 4F18 | Pesters Reverend Lovejoy with endless phone calls |
Ancient Ned
| AABF06 | Ned's true age (60) is revealed |
| BABF08 | Stands up when Kent requests for everyone 60 or older |
| BABF10 | "Ned's 59th Birthday" tape casette |
Ned Singing
| 7F23 | "Put on a Happy Face" |
| 8F16 | "Bringing in the Sheeves" (kids only) |
| 8F18 | "Stella!" |
| 8F23 | "Onward, Christian Soldier" |
| 9F01 | "The Flood Song" (does anyone know the actual title?) |
| 9F08 | "We Welcome You to the Neighborhood"
"Joy, Joy, Joy" |
| 9F13 | "Do You Think I'm Sexy?" (with reworked lyrics) |
| 1F14 | "Bringing in the Sheeves" (whistled) |
| 1F22 | "Mary Had a Little Lamb" |
| 2F04 | Church hymn |
| 2F11 | "Que Sera, Sera" |
| 2F21 | "Bringing in the Sheeves" |
| 3F01 | "We Got You, Babe" (with reworked lyrics)
"Amazing Grace" |
Ned Doing Yard Work
| 8F07 | Hedge-trimming |
| 9F22 | Hedge-trimming
Watering lawn |
| 1F01 | Watering lawn |
| 5F08 | In his yard (only his voice is heard) |
| BABF05 | Fixing the fence that Homer wrecked with his motorcycle (holds a hammer) |
| BABF10 | Trimming the hedges, then gardening |
| BABF14 | Trimming hedges again |
| CABF02 | Outside the Simpson kitchen as Homer sets up his new computer |
Ned Fixing His Glasses
| 7F08 | As Homer mows his lawn |
| 8F18 | Telling the tale of playing "Blanche" in high school |
| 9F22 | Wearing his new finger razors |
| 1F04 | Twice as the devil, before and after Homer signs his contract |
| 1F09 | Declining the role of neighborhood watch leader |
| 1F18 | In his new Principal's office |
| 2F12 | As Homer puts speed holes in his car |
| 2F19 | At the PTA meeting |
| 2F21 | While Homer laughs at him (?) |
| 3F05 | In Homer's dream sequence |
| 4F07 | After his new house falls to the ground |
| 4F13 | Talking to Homer |
| 4F18 | Leaving Baboon County, USA |
| 5F06 | Saying goodbye to Homer (twice) |
| 5F14 | When he wakes up |
| 5F21 | As the Pope, in Homer's dream |
| AABF06 | Waking up from his all-night bender
At the table near the waffle bar |
| AABF21 | Walking away from The Frech Confection |
| BABF05 | As the motorcycle gang argues over a club name |
| BABF06 | While discussing his recent gardening woes with Homer |
| BABF09 | Raking leaves |
| BABF16 | After crying over Maude's death |
| CABF15 | While asking Rachel Jordan out for coffee |
| CABF16 | While asking Homer to babysit the kids |
Ned vs. Alcohol
| 7F08 | Has a beer tap in his basement (Beer tap also seen in 1F09, 1F14 and 5F23) |
| 7F20 | Holds a P.H.D. in Mixology |
| 8F08 | Seen in Moe's (also seen there in 1F14 and AABF11) |
| 9F14 | At an AA meeting, where he tells the tale if his first and last blackberry schnapps |
| 1F14 | 'Evils of alcohol' rap |
| 4F15 | He considers himself the 'Root Beer Baron' |
| AABF06 | Goes on a bender with Homer |
| BABF10 | Moe mentions Ned's insane fear of drinking |
| BABF04 | Keeps alcohol-free alcohol for his wounds |
Ned's Geo Appears
| 7F23 | The family camps out in it |
| 9F01 | Chasing Homer in it |
| 1F04 | Before spotting a gremlin |
| 1F14 | Driving to the Atoms game
Speeding away from Homer |
| 3F01 | Driving Bart and Lisa to the Springfield River |
| 3F20 | Ned drives it until he sees a bear |
| AABF06 | Drives it to a car wash; later he drives home from church in it |
| AABF10 | Driving home from the Springfield Elementary faculty talent show |
| BABF10 | Parking in his reserved spot outside church |
The Leftorium Appears
| 7F23 | Ned first opens it |
| 8F16 | Ned tells a story from work at dinner |
| 4F07 | An angry mob unleashes its rage on it |
| 4F18 | Jimbo, Dolph and Kerney slack outside it |
| AABF20 | Business has been going downhill ever since "Leftopolis" moved in next-door (not actually seen) |
The Leftorium also appears in the background in 1F12, 2F11 and 5F10.
An Italian translation of this document can be found at http://www.snipp.org/aggeggioso/documenti/ned.html.
Contributoroonies
{rs} Rebecca Simcoe
{tb} Tim Blahout
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