| 7F19 | "What's lime disease?"
"Does that mean you're crazy? |
| 8F03 | "I'm going to eat chocolate 'til I barf!" |
| 8F06 | "Yes, but what man can tame her?" |
| 8F12 | "And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life." |
| 8F24 | "He's still funny, but not 'ha-ha' funny." |
| 9F13 | "My parents won't let me use scissors."
"So, do you...like...stuff?"
"It says 'I Choo-choo-choose You,' and there's a picture of a train!"
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there." |
| 9F18 | "What's a battle?" |
| 1F04 | "You're deceptive." |
| 1F05 | "Wheee! ...ow, I bit my tongue!" |
| 1F08 | "I'm Idaho." |
| 1F17 | "My cat's name is mittens"
"What's a diorama?"
"I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids!"
"I bent my wookie."
"My cat's breath smells like cat food." |
| 1F18 | Ralph: "Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"
Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom."
"Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office." |
| 1F22 | "Ow, my face is on fire!"
"Somebody took my juice money!" |
| 2F05 | "I won! I won!"
"Me fail English? That's unpossible." |
| 2F07 | "Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove." |
| 2F12 | "I'm a boy!" |
| 2F14 | [at "tethered swimming"] "I don't feel right." |
| 2F16 | Ralph: "Miss Hoover? The floor is shaking."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you thought the --"
[gusher explodes through the ceiling, taking Ralph with it] |
| 3F02 | "Um, hi, Bart. I know you from school." |
| 3F03 | "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"
"When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!" |
| 3F05 | "I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant." |
| 3F22 | "Was president Lincoln okay?" |
| 3G04 | "That is sooo 1991."
"My neck hurts and my ear hurts. I have two owwies." |
| 4F06 | "I'm pedaling backwards!"
"I heard a Frankenstein lives there!" |
| 4F07 | "Hi, Lisa! We're going to be in a pie!" |
| 4F09 | "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me." |
| 4F12 | "My knob tastes funny." |
| 4F13 | "I dress myself!" |
| 4F14 | "I think I wet my bed." |
| 4F20 | "Daddy, these rubber pants are hot."
"Look, big daddy, it's regular daddy." |
| 4F21 | "Maybe she drove to the moon." |
| 4F23 | "Which one is oral?"
"No, Miss Hoover, I'm Ralph."
"Which one is one?"
"Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school."
"Teacher made me go to Principal Skinner's office when I was dirty."
"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar." |
| 4F24 | "But you're suffering!" |
| 5F02 | "Bye, witches! Thanks for not eating me!" |
| 5F03 | "I'm special!" (twice)
You're going to heaven!" |
| 5F05 | Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son." |
| 5F11 | "Go, banana!"
"I ated the purple berries"
"It tastes like ... burning" |
| 5F13 | "I found a moon rock in my nose!"
"Hey, I know you, my daddy took your beer."
"Your hair is tall, and pretty!"
"Help! She's touching my special area!"
"My toys are all sticky." {nr}
"Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours."
"Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!"
"This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end." {nr}
"That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!" {nr}
"He's gonna smell like hot dogs." {nr} |
| 5F18 | "Maybe it's presents for all of us!" |
| 5F20 | "Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."
"This snowflake tastes like fishsticks." |
| AABF03 | "Is this my house?"
"She's gonna say my name!"
"Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!" |
| AABF07 | "Somebody should iron you." |
| AABF12 | "Look, Daddy, a whale egg!" |
| AABF14 | "You're King David! I love you 'cause you kill people." |
| AABF16 | "Intercourse?" |
| AABF18 | "Daddy says I'm _this_ close to sleeping in the yard." |
| AABF22 | "And I want a bike and a monkey and a friend for the monkey."
"At my house, we call them [fires] 'Uh-Oh's.'" |
| AABF19 | "Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!" |
| BABF06 | "I can't breathe good and it's making me sleepy." |
| BABF10 | (Pointing at Homer) "Mommy has bosoms like that." |
| BABF13 | "Mr. Flanders, you're blinded-ed."
"I fell out two times." |
| BABF15 | "Teacher, my shoes are making noise."
"My daddy shoots people!"
"Lisa's bad dancing makes my feet sad."
"I ate too much plastic candy." |
| BABF18 | "Freeze, you crazy mommy!" |
| CABF03 | (After being soaked in fake blood) "I look like cable TV!" |
| CABF04 | "Sim-Sim likes to boogie." |
| CABF06 | "Mr. Army Man, I can't sleep without my Reggie Rabbit!"
He says a scouring pad is "cold and hurty" |
| CABF08 | (After seeing the comic store's "Adult Section") "Everybody's hugging!" |
| CABF12 | "Whee! I'm a pop sensation."
"I'm wearing a bathrobe, and I'm not even sick."
"Pop music's hard work."
"I can't read."
"I wanna twirl." |
| CABF09 | "His tummy sounds angry, daddy." |
| CABF11 | "We're a totem pole!" |
| CABF16 | [about Homer's knee wound] "Can I touch it?" "It's healing over my hand!"
"You have the bestest Dad. He read me a story about Chinese food.
[when asked to say a swear] "Mittens!"
"I almost died." |
| 8F24 | Finally recieves a change of underwear from his parents |
| 9F02 | Says Lisa's chewing gum walk is "very wrigley" |
| 9F13 | Glues his head to his shoulder
Misspells "trunk" as "tunk" |
| 2F04 | Asks the librarian for "Go, Dog Go" |
| 2F16 | Requests chocolate microscopes from the school |
| 2F17 | Runs when Bart declares "Now is the winter of our discontent"
Asks what's for lunch tomorrow; when he hears "Next!" he thinks "chicken necks" |
| 2F32 | Performs in the school band with a flute up his nose |
| 3F13 | Calls Mrs. Hoover "Mommy" |
| 3F22 | Remains in his seat after school is over |
| 4F12 | Turns his knob left when Roger Meyers yells at him, indicating he doesn't like what he sees |
| 4F13 | Puts his pajamas on upside-down |
| 4F19 | Enters a Design-a-Nuclear-Power-Plant contest, but presents a Malibu Stacey dollhouse |
| 4F20 | Playing with spoons |
| 4F24 | Brings in part of a cow as a science project
Playing with a mailbox |
| 5F03 | Throws a basketball instead of a football |
| 5F05 | Thinks he discovered his own trowel blade |
| 5F07 | "Hi, liar!" {rb} |
| 5F13 | Has an imaginary character called "wiggle puppy"
Playing with a finger trap
Going through Bart's toy chest while holding a sticky ice cream bar
He's not allowed to go in the "deep end" of his sandbox
Calls a rat a "pointy kitty"
Thinks an old electric chair smells like hot dogs
Misses the point of "Go Fish"
Sees a leprechaun, who tells him to burn the house down |
| AABF03 | Draws himself with Lisa on his school book |
| AABF08 | Thinks he's holding dogfood when the post office's hounds inspect his package |
| AABF14 | Shepard Ralph is instantly killed by Goliath II (or so we're led to believe) |
| AABF17 | Rides the kids' train in Fortune Megastore |
| AABF19 | Pushes his face against the car window like a baby |
| AABF22 | Thinks Hosey the Bear is Santa Claus |
| BABF01 | Dresses up as Chief Wiggum for Halloween |
| BABF06 | Sticks his milk money and his milk far back in his nose
Inhales toxic fumes! |
| BABF09 | Mistakes the band room for the art room |
| CABF06 | He is confused at Skinner's order to "stand down" |
| CABF11 | He imagines the new kid to be a baby goat in farmers' clothes
Ralph runs into the street after a red ball |
| CABF15 | Chief Wiggum takes Ralph to Praiseland |
| 8F15 | Career pegged as a salmon gutter |
| 8F21 | Sings "hail to the bus driver," but Skinner is not amused |
| 1F16 | Chief Wiggum prepares him for Mr. Burns' heir auditions |
| 2F08 | Chalkboard gag: "Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough." |
| 2F15 | Kent Brockman's list of armed and dangerous celebrities includes "Sideshow Ralph Wiggum" |
| 2F17 | Watching a film crew member paint a horse like a cow (cut in syndication) |
| 2F19 | Sits in the back of the bus, where the oil leak may be causing some of the school's low test scores |
| 3F02 | In Bart's Sunday School class
Bart tries to buy Ralph's soul |
| 3F03 | Says to Lisa "I can't believe I used to go out with you." |
| 3F04 | Has his arm in a cast, presumably from a conflict with Groundskeeper Willy |
| 3F09 | Seen at the Evergreen Terrace yard sale |
| 3F18 | Talks to Krusty on an airplane (this scene was shown in the previews, but never aired) {hl} |
| 3F24 | Tells Homer he's drinking a candle |
| 4F01 | Nelson says to him "You're dead."
In Lisa's band class |
| 4F02 | At the science fair |
| 4F09 | Skinner remarks "There's Ralph! He knows the score." |
| 4F20 | Writing a "G" next to "P.I." Chief Wiggum P.I.'s door |
| 4F24 | Lisa imagines herself married to Ralph |
| 5F16 | Playing tag at the church picnic; tags Mr. Burns |
| 5F21 | Watching television in the couch gag |
| AABF03 | Chews on his pencil during a test |
| AABF09 | Laughing at Homer at the Springfield Mall |
| AABF10 | In the audience at Springfield Elementary |
| AABF11 | His mother gives him a bowl cut in the driveway |
| AABF13 | Chief Wiggum brings him outside to complain about OFF's doorbell |
| AABF22 | Walks by Martin ... "What are you looking at?" |
| BABF02 | Watches Homer's triumphant perfect bowling game |
| BABF18 | Attends Otto's wedding with his dad |
