Theft on the Simpsons

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[7G01] Some Enchanted Evening

• Bart and Lisa take money out of Marge's purse.

[7G02] Bart the Genius

• Bart pockets the Radioactive Man comic from the special school.

[7G05] Bart the General

• The bully steals Lisa's cupcakes.

[7G07] The Telltale Head

• The bullies' four finger discount at the Kwik-E-Mart.
• Bart cuts off the head of the Jebediah Springfield statue.

[7G08] Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire

• Homer steals a Christmas tree.

[7G09] Call of the Simpsons

• The bear steals toys for Maggie.

[7G12] Krusty Gets Busted

• Sideshow Bob frames Krusty the Clown by robbing the Kwik-E-Mart.

[7F10] Bart Gets Hit By a Car

• The devil tells Bart to steal.

[7F13] Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment

• Homer steals cable.
• Homer is a thief in the opening segment. {mj}
• Jimbo stealing items from the grocery.

[8F08] Flaming Moe's

• Moe steals Homer's "Flaming Homer" recipe.

[8F12] Lisa the Greek

• A girl steals some socks from the clothing store.

[8F15] Separate Vocations

• Lisa steals all the Teacher's Editions.

[8F22] Bart's Friend Falls in Love

• Bart steals Homer's jar of change.
• Bart "trades" baseball cards with Milhouse while his friend is otherwise occupied.

  [9F15] Last Exit To Springfield

• The diamond in Lenny's tooth is stolen.

[9F18] Whacking Day

• Jimbo loots one of the school intercoms (during an announcement).

[9F20] Marge in Chains

• Marge accidentally robs the Kwik-E-Mart.

[1F02] Homer Goes to College

• Homer, Bart and the nerds plan on kidnapping "Sir-Oinks-A-Lot".

[1F03] Marge on the Lam

• Ruth drives a stolen car.

[1F06] Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood

• Homer steals Ernest Borgnine's pen knife.

[1F09] Homer the Vigilante

• A Cat Burglar hits Springfield.

[1F11] Bart Gets Famous

• Bart steals a danish from Kent Brockman. {mj}

[1F20] Secrets of a Successful Marriage

• Homer "takes" ("steals", as it were) Lisa's diary, and shows it to his class.

[2F01] Itchy and Scratchy Land

• In self defense, The Simpsons resort to stealing from the stores in Itchy and Scratchy Land, particulary Bart, who steals more than just cameras.

[2F04] Bart's Girlfriend

• Jessica Lovejoy takes the church collection plate money, and blames Bart.

[2F06] Homer Bad Man

• Homer steals the Venus De Milo gummy.

[2F21] The Springfield Connection

• Snake cheats Homer out of money.

[2F22] Lemon of Troy

• The people of Shelbyville steal Springfield's beloved lemon tree.

[2F16] Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One

• Mr. Burns wants to take candy from a baby.

[2F20] Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two

• Burns tries to take Maggie's lollipop.

[3F07] Marge Be Not Proud

• Jimbo and Nelson steal from the store.
• Bart steals "Bonestorm".
• Homer's punishment for Bart: "No stealing for one month". {mj}

[3F08] Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming

• Sideshow Bob steals an atomic bomb.

[3F16] The Day the Violence Died

• Roger Meyers stole "Itchy" from Chester J. Lampwick.

[3F19] The Curse of the Flying Hellfish

• Burns takes the paintings.

[3F22] Summer Of 4ft2

• Bart steals from Todd's piggy-bank, despite the label's objections. {mj}

[4F01] Lisa's Date With Density

• Nelson steals the 'H' from Superintendent Chalmers' beloved Honda. {mj}

[4F15] Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment

• Homer steals beer.

[4F22] The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson

• Barney steals Homer's car (and leaves it in New York).

[4F23] The Principal and the Pauper

• Armon Tamzarian ("Skinner") stole the real Skinner's identity.

[5F01] The Cartridge Family

• Snake steals Homer's gun, then turns it on him. {mj}

[5F03] Bart Star

• Nelson steals the lunch money of a player on the opposing football team.
• Nelson steals money out of Homer's wallet.
• Bart, posing as Nelson, gets arrested for burglary and arson (apparently from a previous time that Nelson was stealing). {mj}

[5F08] Bart Carny

• Cooter's pretty much steal people's money.

[5F23] The Joy of Sect

• Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney steal suitcases from the belt.

[5F11] Das Bus

• Milhouse stole sandwiches and a packet of Doritos.
• Nelson steals Milhouse's glasses, then punches him. {mj}

[5F12] Dumbbell Idemnity

• Homer steals Moe's car (as a favour to Moe).

[5F13] This Little Wiggy

• Bart and Ralph Wiggum take Chief Wiggum's "master key".

[5F17] Lost Our Lisa

• Snake steals Wiggum's purse while he is in drag. {mj}

[5F20] Lard of the Dance

• Homer attempts to steal grease from the school.
• Homer's grease is stolen by Acme Grease and Shovel. {mj}

[AABF03] Lisa Gets an A

• While in the store, Homer begins eating things which aren't free samples.

[AABF04] Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"

• Dr. Hibbert and Grampa help themselves to one of Homer's kidneys.

[AABF07]Wild Barts Can't Be Broken

• Barney steals a beer keg.

[AABF12] Make Room for Lisa

• Lisa's room is practically stolen.

[AABF15] Mom and Pop Art

• Jasper Johns steals lightbulbs, Astrid Weller's boat, and Marge's painting.

[AABF19] E-I-E-I-(ANNOYED GRUNT)

• The tobacco selling scumbags steal Homer's tomacco.

[AABF20] Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo

• Snake steals Homer's money in the cyber caf� via floppy disk. {mj}
• Homer steals various items from the Flanders' household.
• Japanese sumo wrestler steals Homer's pretzel. {mj}

[AABF22] Brother's Little Helper

• Bart steals a military tank.
• Mark McGwire steals the spying document from the space station. {mj}

[AABF23] Beyond Blunderdome

• Homer and Mel Gibson steal a "Mad Max" car from a Hollywood memorabilia museum.
• Homer and Mel Gibson steal the controversial movie and attempt to make a getaway. {mj}

[BABF01] Treehouse of Horror X

• Jimbo and Kearney steal golf supplies.
• Chief Wiggum stole shoe buffers. {mj}
• Homer wants to loot 'something nice' for Marge. {mj}

[BABF03] Eight Misbehavin'

• Homer and Apu take the octuplets from the zoo. {mj}

[BABF05] Take My Wife, Sleaze

• When the bikers leave the Simpson home, they take Marge with them.

[BABF06] Faith Off

• Homer steals Ned's flowers for use on his boat. {mj}

[BABF11] Missionary: Impossible

• The general viewing public are apparently stealing from PBS because they don't pledge large cash sums.

[BABF12] Pygmoelian

• Snake's son steals bike. {mj}

[CABF07] Tennis The Menace

• Homer steals Pete Sampras' wallet. {mj}

[CABF14] Trilogy Of Error

• Bart lets Milhouse steal Lisa's bicycle. {mj}
• Marge steals Ranier Wolfcastle's Ferrari. {mj}
• Marge steals Cletus' chicken truck.

[CABF16] Children Of A Lesser Clod

• Homer runs away from the Good Guy awards, taking many of the children with him {mj}

[DABF06] The Bart Wants What It Wants

• Homer steals the Olympic Torch

[DABF13] I Am Furious Yellow

• Nelson steals hoods from cars; Bart attempts to steal Fat Tony's under cover of darkness {mj}
• The Internet Animation baron steals copper wire from his now repossessed business

[DABF17] Poppa's Got A Brand New Badge

• Mass looting in Springfield following blackout. {mj}
• Moe stills his own cash till. {mj}
• Mannequins are stolen, clothes too. {mj}
• Cletus and Brandine wearing posh clothes. {mj}
• Dr Hibbert is definitely keeping the stuff he stole. {mj}
• Jimbo stole Lisa's Malibu Stacy dolls. {mj}

[DABF19] Treehouse of Horror XIII

• Homer steals pancakes that Marge made for the church picnic.
• Ned mentions that Homer stole his chainsaw.

[DABF22] How I Spent My Strummer Vacation

• Marge steals money from Homer's wallet to buy diapers for Maggie, Lisa steals money from Homer's wallet to buy books at the book fair, and Bart steals money from Homer's wallet to pay off some bullies.
• Homer steals some hot dogs and a drink from the concession stand. {mj}
• Homer steals the big devil head car (and drives Bart and Lisa to school in it).

[EABF01] The Great Louse Detective

• Homer and Sideshow Bob steal stilts from Jimbo and Kearney.

[EABF02] Special Edna

• Skinner steals a cupcake meant for an officer in one of his famous 'Nam flashbacks.

[EABF04] The Strong Arms of the Ma

• Homer steals the "sword pie" and eats it.
• A mugger steals Marge's necklace.

[EABF05] Barting Over

• Homer spends all the money that Bart made in commercials as a child. {mj}

[EABF11] 'Scuse Me While I Miss The Sky

• Nelson steals hoods from cars; Bart attempts to steal Fat Tony's under cover of darkness {mj}

Contributions

{mj}   Martin James