The Sarcastic Middle-Aged Man File
Originally by teen-aged Jordan Eisenberg
Maintained by sarcastic Ben Healy
"Invent yourself some underpants!"
-- "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace (5F21)"
Jobs
| MC09 | Supermarket, voice on the loudspeaker |
| 7F12 | Limo driver |
| 7F14 | Magazine store, clerk |
| 7F17 | Cab driver |
| 7F21 | Clerk, Foreign Exchange {nr} |
| 8F01 | Worker, U.S. coin mint (cut in syndication) |
| 8F03 | Straight and Narrow Storage Co., mover |
| 8F06 | All Creatures Great and Cheap, employee (cut in syndication) |
| 8F14 | Clerk, Nick's Bowling Shop (the one on the _other_ side of town) |
| 8F16 | Mechanic, assisting Mrs. Krabappel |
| 8F19 | Google-Plex Cinema, ticket booth |
| 8F22 | Crane operator, Homer's funeral (in a dream sequence) {mh} |
| 9F02 | School Carnival, charicature artist {ri} |
| 9F04 | Krusty Co., repairman |
| 9F07 | Salesman, car show {dj} |
| 9F08 | Worker, hog fat rendering plant {dj} |
| 9F09 | Gas station, pump jockey |
| 9F14 | All Creatures Great and Small, clerk |
| 9F19 | The "Gabbo" show, cameraman |
| 9F21 | Selling Malibu Stacey dolls, Springfield Swap Meet {dj} |
| 1F21 | Delivers I & S animation sells {dj} |
| 2F07 | Aphrodite Inn, clerk |
| 2F09 | Stern Lecture Plumbing, plumber |
| 2F20 | DNA lab professor |
| 3F02 | Potato bug sprayer |
| 3F06 | Electric Company, workman |
| 3F11 | Ogdenville Outlet Mall, salesman |
| 3F13 | Copy Jelopy, clerk |
| 3G01 | Noiseland Arcade, assistant to Donkey Kong |
| 3G04 | In and Out Piercing, employee |
| 4F03 | Miscellaneous, Etc., clerk |
| 4F16 | Repo Depot, clerk |
| 5F01 | Bloodbath and Beyond, clerk |
| 5F03 | Sportacus, clerk |
| 5F09 | Sex offender registration office, clerk |
| 5F17 | Yukingham Palace, clerk |
| AABF03 | Eatie Gourmet's, lobster salesman |
| AABF08 | High-Pressure Tire Sales, auto mechanic |
| AABF13 | Delivery man, Luigi's |
| AABF15 | Worker, The Springsonian |
| AABF16 | Delivery man |
| AABF20 | Worker, Springfield Airport |
| BABF09 | Bet taker, Springfield Downs |
| BABF14 | Clerk, AAA |
| CABF03 | Mechanic, "Dentz" auto garage |
| CABF10 | Tenant, "Broken Dreams Storage Lockers" (we learn his name -- Raphael!) |
| EABF03 | Toy Shop Salesman |
| EABF06 | Plumber, assisting OFF |
Other Appearances
| 7F24 | In a mental institution; suggests that Homer dates a nurse |
| 9F20 | Under OFF's rug: "Hey, watch it!" |
| 1F01 | Talking to Charles Lindenbergh in 1927 {dj} |
| 2F06 | Riding an old-time bicycle; kicks Homer for making fun of them |
| 3F05 | In the crowd at the Aztec theater: "Hey, buddy, I got a movie for ya.' A fridge too far!" |
| 4F06 | In the audience as Bart gives a monologue |
| 5F21 | Walks his dog outside OFF's house: "Do us a favor. Invent yourself some underpants!" |
What's This Guy's Real Name?
(Thanks to Dave Hall for forwarding this.)
Simpsons sound editor Bob Beecher revealed on alt.tv.simpsons recently: "He doesn't have one name. His character's name always fits the scene so he's gone by many names, 'Clerk', 'Shopkeeper', etc. But in the script the direction given to the voice is 'Wiseguy Voice'. So call him 'Wiseguy' if you want."
Contributors
{dj} Daniel Janes
{mh} "Mirthhouse"
{nr} Nick Rose
{ri} Rich
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