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The Simpsons Nudity ListLast updated June 6, 2004Originally by Andrew MutchlerMaintained, for some reason, by Benjamin J. Robinson
Introduction We chafe when people call The Simpsons "just a cartoon," but sometimes this attitude works in our favor. This list shows how this can be. It covers not just moments of nudity on The Simpsons, but also times when a character appears in his or her underwear, or when nudity is used as the basis of a joke. Do you think a live-action show, even one on Fox, can get away with all this? Fortunately, The Simpsons can; after all, it's "just a cartoon." -- Benjamin Robinson Please note: This is a list of instances of, or references to, nudity on The Simpsons or its related merchandise. We regret that we cannot serve, e-mail, or otherwise make available pictures of OFF naked, nor list links where such material might be available. Also, we are not accepting such material at this time. Hard-core nudity! * = New since last updating [MG22] Bart, Lisa and Maggie shed their clothes and dress in leaves {mk} [MG24] Bart loses his swimsuit in shark tank {mk} [MG28] Naked Bart in zoo cage with Simpson-like monkeys {mk} [MG29] Bart starts an art collection with a nude painting {mk} [MG44] Homer carries naked Bart to bathtub; later chases him through the house {mk} [MG46] Bart, Lisa and Maggie wear neckties as loincloths {mk} [7G02] Bart runs through house covered only in green goop [7G07] Bart changes from church clothes to play clothes without breaking stride [7G07] Jimbo swipes a copy of Playdude from Kwik-E-Mart {ss} [7G09] Homer & Bart lose their clothes in the river [7G10] Bart takes picture of his butt {rd, dh} [7G13] Bart rides past nude figures based on paintings [7F05] Homer in stadium owner's office in jockstrap only [7F09] Statue of David controversy ("I told you she was soft on full frontal nudity") [7F11] Bart takes down his pants to be spanked [7F12] Homer moons for rebuttal {rd, dh} [7F12] Barney streaks through the prom [7F13] Bart watches Top Hat Entertainment [7F13] X-rated film: "Broadcast Nudes" [7F14] Bart: "You can't give my dog away; I'll rip up all my clothes!" [7F18] Homer's swimsuit "doesn't leave much to the imagination" [7F18] "This park is not COPLESS so don't go TOPLESS" [7F18] Marge catches Burns in the shower, then paints him in the nude [7F22] Mr. Burns stands up in his hospital gown; his bare buttocks show {ss} [8F01] The Simpsons walk in on Barbara Bush in the tub [8F03] Boy streaks through chocolate factory [8F04] Burns complains about movie starlet "naked as a jaybird" [8F04] Homer pictures audience in their underwear, including himself [8F10] Sonogram of prenatal Bart mooning Dr. Hibbert {mk} [8F11] "I Do Believe We're Naked" by Funky See, Funky Do {et} [8F12] Marge bathes Maggie in the kitchen sink {ddg} [8F12] Marge opens dressing room door while Bart's in his undies [8F13] Homer and his coworkers are showering at SNPP {je} [8F14] Homer changes Maggie's diaper with a staple gun {ddg} [8F14] Lisa says she's seen Patty and Selma naked [Poor girl -- Ed.] {ss} [8F14] Marge gets a massage [8F14] Marge in the tub at Rancho Relaxo {ddg} [8F15] Bart takes picture of his butt in the mirror {rd, dh} [8F16] Miss Krabappel seen in tub {ss} [8F17] Maggie's baggie rips open [8F22] Bart protests a girl in the treehouse ("What if I wanna strut around nude?") [8F23] Lenny forgets his underwear on the day of the physical [8F24] Boy runs around in school bus naked [8F24] Marge: "Where's your swimsuit?" Bart: "I'm gonna swim nekkid." [8F24] Homer joins Marge in the shower [9F01] Homer imagines himself as a fetus ("I'm all naked and wet!") [9F01] Homer whizzes with the door open [9F01] Homer: "I usually dream about naked ... Marge." [9F01] Homer in the shower twice: once when he listens to his "No Soap Radio", and later when the animals won't go away {ss} [9F01] Homer dances around house in his underwear {ss} [9F01] Homer on the couch in his undies, reading Playdude [9F03] Bart takes down his pants to be spanked ("Don't point that thing at me!") [9F04] Homer's toga ripped off [9F04] Homer chased from tub by harpoon-wielding Krusty doll [9F04] Man throws nude pictures of Whoopi Goldberg into bottomless pit; they get thrown back {ss} [9F05] Marge, curator of large mammals (Homer in undies) [9F05] Marge: "I'll sue the pants off you!" Burns: "You don't have to sue me to get my pants off." [9F06] Mrs. Winfield: "When you walk past window, would you please wear pants?" [9F06] Homer in kiddie pool, driving away househunters (and eating hot dog dropped in water) {ho} [9F06] Lisa walks in on Bart in the tub [9F06] Jimbo's shirt, then pants, chafe him [9F07] Barney loses his diaper ("Hi, Ma!") [9F08] Baby Bart walks in on Homer & Marge having sex (First words: "Ay caramba!") [9F08] Young naked Bart swings on clothesline {mk} [9F10] Mayor Quimby entertains himself with pornographic playing cards {je} [9F11] Lisa caught "swimming naked in the Fermentarium" {br} [9F12] Homer runs from tub ("Hey, Homey, I can see your doodle!") [9F13] Lisa: "That story isn't suitable for children." Wiggum: "Really? I keep my pants on in this version." [9F13] Bart's impression of Nixon ("I am not a butt") [9F14] Homer's pajama pants fall down [9F15] "Nudes at Eleven" appears {ss} [9F19] Red Hot Chili Peppers perform, as usual, in their underwear {br} [9F19] Chief Wiggum and Dr. Hibbert lounge around Moe's in their underwear {br} [9F20] Lionel Hutz forgets to wear his pants in court [9F20] Bart: "Who's gonna change Maggie?" Homer: "We're gonna let her roam free in the backyard and let nature take its course." [9F20] Looter runs down the street in his underwear [9F21] The top of Homer's butt is visible on the back of the album {ss} [9F22] "Wide Load" tattooed on Homer's butt {ds} [1F01] Smithers imagines Burns popping out of a cake [1F01] Homer's "cheeky" impression of Burns [1F01] Burns owns the only existing nude photo of Mark Twain [1F01] Homer eats 64 slices of American cheese in his undies (Homer, not the cheese) [1F02] Homer in class in his underwear like some bad dream [1F02] Homer naked, spanked in initiation ritual [1F02] Homer flashes the graduating class [1F03] Ruth Powers wants to get home before that naked talk show comes on [1F05] Patty & Selma on a horse [1F07] Carl: "We can't take off our pants when it gets real hot" [1F07] Homer envisions Mindy as Venus ("naked chick ridin' a clam") {dx} [1F09] Barney robbed ("I thought I had more stuff than this") [1F12] Smithers' startup screen of undressed Burns [1F15] Bill & Marty offer to have Principal Skinner wear his pants down around his ankles for the rest of the school year [1F16] Smithers bathes Burns {mk} [1F18] Home movie of naked baby Bart on toilet [1F18] Willy strips to his skivvies and greases up [1F22] Martin's swimsuit ripped off [1F22] Homer and Marge swim naked [2F03] Family turn inside out (presumably their clothes end up inside) [2F04] Bart lifts Willy's kilt at Scotchtoberfest [2F05] Uter in locker room ("That kid's got bosoms!") [2F06] Homer's robe wafts up [2F06] Homer videotaped getting out of shower [2F07] Homer & Marge make several unsuccessful attempts at sex {mk} [2F07] Bart walks in on his parents ("Don't turn on the light!") [2F07] Homer looks at the Kama Sutra [2F07] Homer looks at book of Mapplethorpe photos ("I'm pursuing my interest in ... AAAAAGH!") [2F07] Homer & Marge stuck in tub together {mk} [2F07] Homer threw pants out the window and said he'd never need them again [2F09] Homer stripped of all Stonecutters garb [2F10] Photo of naked baby Bart riding Snowball I [2F10] Mayor Quimby & Cap'n McAllister with their newborn kids [2F10] Newborn Maggie ("It's a boy! And what a boy!" "That's the umbilical cord.") {mk} [2F12] Tiny bicycle pulls Homer's pants down [2F12] Naked butt on "Gigantic Asses" magazine cover [2F13] Homer in shower; water turns hot and cold repeatedly [2F13] Australian Prime Minister floating nude in inner tube in lake [2F13] Bare butt being booted on Australian flag [2F13] Bart moons Australians with "Don't Tread On Me" written on butt [2F18] SLH digs up record of "The Streak" with bare butt on cover [2F20] Groundskeeper Willie does a Sharon Stone impression with his kilt {hl} [2F21] Nudie card deck: The Girls of the Internet [2F21] Marge sees horse not wearing diaper [2F22] When Homer tries to climb the fence he shows a bit of butt crack {bw} [2F31] Bart shows a slide of his butt, says it's an aerial view of Springfield [2F31] Jay Sherman in underwear, hanging from the roof [2F32] Bart's butt: Dr. Cheeks ("I'm doing my rounds and I'm a little behind.") [2F32] Book: "Happiness is a Naked Steve Allen" [2F33] Clip of Homer in kiddie pool from 9F06 {ss} [3F01] In the clothes-burning scene, part of Bart's butt can be seen under the cloth draped over him {br} [3F06] When Homer tries to impress his mother by standing on his head, the top of his butt is visible {ss} [3F08] Porno magazines "Cheek Week", "Granny Fanny" and "American Breast Enthusiast" appear {ss} [3F13] Homer shows a bit of butt crack when he retrieves the fife {br} [3F16] Apu arrested for public nudity {br} [3F18] Maggie trapped naked in a newspaper kiosk {br} [3F18] Bumblebee Man is seen on a nude beach {ptc} [3F22] Homer's makeshift "bathing suit" meets with police disapproval {br} [3F22] Homer buys a copy of "American Breast Enthusiast" {ss} [3F24] Flashback to when Homer was drunk and naked in a cotton candy machine {ptc} [3F31] Troy McClure gives us what we're all waiting for ... hard core nudity! (This also has an alternate -- and more revealing -- version of Bart interrupting his parents in [2F07]) {br} [3F31] In addition to the "hard-core nudity" clips, there's a clip from [MG44] where Bart's butt appears {ss} [3G01] Hans Moleman appears naked behind an X-ray machine {ss} [3G02] Homer imagines himself playing table football with Michelangelo's "David" {ss} [3G03] Maggie runs through house without diapers {br} [3G03] Marge in the shower [Yowsa! -- Ed.] {ss} [4F01] Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney and Nelson moon Skinner's house {ss} [4F02] Bill Clinton and Bob Dole naked in Kang and Kodos' ship {ss} [4F04] Bart lying in front of the tv only in his undies {bw} [4F04] Homer in his underwear, playing with slot-cars {bw} [4F06] Princess Kashmir fan dances at the Maison Derriere {ptc} [4F09] Lisa says she heard that Skinner and Krabappel were naked in the closet {ss} [4F11] Homer tells John it will be raining naked ladies {ptc} [4F14] Coveralls that don't quite "cover all" {ss} [4F15] Apu exhorts everybody to "get naked" at St. Patty's Day parade, and Kirk complies {br} [4F19] After he snaps, Frank Grimes partially moons his co-workers {br} [4F20] Wiggum in his undies {br} [4F23] Tamzarian/Skinner advertises the "nudiest girls in town" {ss} [4F24] Bare behind seen on graphic for Kent Brockman's towel-snapping report {br} [4F24] Apu and Sanjay are seen standing naked in front of their new brainchild, the Nude-E-Mart {ac} [5F02] Homer dances naked in his "Homer Rocks" "sermon" {ss} [5F02] Bart says that Lisa's a witch, and pretends that she's forcing him to drop his pantaloons {ss} [5F05] In the "sauna" couch gag, the family appears wearing only towels [This was later recycled for (5F14)] {ac} [5F05] Not really nudity, but noteworthy nonetheless: the phony angel skeleton has a fig leaf in front of its pelvis {ss} [5F08] Homer and Bart moon a shark while riding on a glass-bottom boat {ss} [5F09] Marge changes Maggie's diaper {ptc} [5F09] Krusty throws out huge box marked "Used Porno" {ss} [5F10] Bart and Jay Leno give Krusty a bath {ss} [5F11] Comic Book Guy looks at Internet pornography ("Lace: The Final Brassiere") {ss} [5F14] Homer shows a bit of butt crack when looking for the trillion dollar bill in Mr. Burns' house {ptc} [5F16] Comic Book Guy sits on portable toilet {ss} [5F18] Homer and Marge run through most of third act without a stitch of clothing {br} [This is something of a pioneering episode. It's the first time we see Marge's derriere, and the only time we see (however fleetingly) a grown woman's breasts.] [5F20] Groundskeeper Willie bathes in cafeteria using Ajax and Brillo brand pads {hl} [5F21] Imitating his hero Thomas Edison, Homer ditches his pajamas {br} [5F21] At the end of the second act, Bart is sitting on the toilet chair with his pants down, only covered by a newspaper {ac} [AABF02] Young Homer dances naked and free at Woodstock {br} [AABF02] Later, young Homer appears in the buff in his mother's mural (Gotta love the strategically-placed flower on this one) {br} [AABF02] Homer the hippie lounges naked on the couch -- which is sitting on the front lawn at the time {br} [AABF03] Bart talks of Homer boycotting pants {je} [AABF04] It's mechanical, but the animatronic dancing girls do show us their derrieres {br} [AABF04] A gust of wind exposes Homer's backside at the wharf {br} [AABF07] Homer, Lenny, Carl, and Barney shower up at Springfield Elementary (Hey, good clean fun!) {br} [AABF07] In his imaginary movie, Homer dances the maypole in his undies {br} [AABF07] Nelson moons Principal Skinner {br} [AABF08] Lovejoy inadvertently stripped to his undies en route to the Super Bowl {br} [AABF10] Bart wears only his underpants before donning the chicken {br} (Try using that sentence in normal conversation!) [AABF10] Mrs. Krabbappel wears balloons and keep popping them to reveal herself (ew) {ac} [AABF11] Homer shows a bit of butt crack while fighting the pilot {br} [1ACV01] Fry must strip and get on the prob ... oops, wrong show! {br} [AABF14] Homer and Marge sport only the latest in fig leaf fashion at the garden of Eden {br} [AABF14] Adam tells Eve he loves her even more than the butterscotch pond or the porno bush {ptc} [AABF15] Homer draws Lenny and Carl while they shower at SNPP (Also, you can see a bit of Carl's rear end) {br} [AABF15] Picasso's abstract nudes in "Les Demioselles d'Avignon" shown in Springsonian (At least, I think they're nude!) {br} [AABF16] Smithers draws a nude portrait of (shudder) Mr. Burns {br} [AABF17] A gust of wind briefly shows us Homer isn't wearing anything under his kilt {br} [AABF18] Bart, naked, rides a hog through the house. Later in the show, the hog returns the favor {br} [AABF18] At the "How low will you go" competition Kirk only wears a diaper {bw} [AABF18] Homer's in his undies for a boudoir photography session {br} [AABF19] Homer wears his briefs in Dr. Hibbert's office {br} [AABF19] Later, he strips to his skivvies to go "swimming" at the old farm {br} [AABF20] Willie looks at "Upkilt" pornography on the internet {ss} [AABF21] Naked baby picture of Homer in "The Springfield Shopper." {ptc} [This is the first time a live, non-statue character has shown us the full monty -- Ed.] [AABF21] Homer tries to shower off the stench of failure {dcb} [AABF22] Homer, Marge, Abe, Jasper, Captain McAllister, Dr. Hibbert, Dr. Nick, and Pedro the Bumblebee Man watch the nudity- intensive "Showgirls." {dcb} [AABF23] Mel Gibson and Homer moon a speeding car {bjr} [BABF01] Lucy Lawless tries to take off the top of her Xena outfit. She quickly changes her mind when the crowd takes out some Cameras {ptc} [BABF01] Stretch Dude looks at the porno section of The Collector's store {ptc} [BABF01] Nelson copies his butt on the copy machine {ptc} [BABF02] One of the things of Homer's "Before I Die, I Want to..." list is "See Stevie Nicks naked" {ptc} [BABF05] Homer gets his shirt and pants caught in his motorcycle's chain, leaving him in his underwear {br} [BABF05] Marge photographed in her lingere {br} [BABF05] Biker butt crack when someone scratches his rear with Lisa's book {br} [BABF07] Bart's butt examined by Dr. Hibbert. He's given a fanny- cast with an examination window in it {br} [BABF08] Apu parties nekkid on Burns' yacht {br} [BABF08] Meanwhile, Marge and Lisa clean a lab containing naked proto-Burnses and proto-Smithers in tubes {br} [BABF10] Ned bares more than his soul in the shower {br} [BABF11] Homer is next to "The Island of the Naked Girls." D'oh! So close, and yet so far ... {dcb} [BABF11] Butt crack again when Homer retrieves the bibles {br} [BABF13] Ralph walks out of the show sans towel {br} [BABF14] An embarrassing baby picture of Bart and Lisa, as toddlers, sitting naked on the toilet appears on Springfield's phone book. {br} [This represents a milestone of sorts: It's the first time we've seen Lisa naked. Also, we've now seen this whole family in the buff -- Ed.] [BABF16] At the hotel, a guy chases a topless girl past the pool {br} [BABF16] Meanwhile, a nekkid student dangles from one of the balconies {br} [BABF16] Later, we see (from behind, alas) a topless chick at the Kid Rock concert {br} [BABF16] Homer shows his butt crack when he sees the college students returning to their studies {ptc} [BABF18] Comic Book Guy is seen in only his underwear when Marge steals his prescription pants {pt} [BABF19] The publicity shot of the family driving to "Superstar Bay" shows a bit of Maggie's tush {br} [BABF19] Marge bathes (presumably nude) in a tub of money {br} [BABF21] Homer shows a bit of butt crack as he waves his fanny from heaven to Ned Flanders {pt} [CABF02] Mrs. Skinner asks her son if he's looking at naked ladies on the computer {ptc} [CABF04] Homer stripped of both his underwear and his dignity at the zoo {br} [CABF05] Homer shows some butt crack when the trash can fixed his back {ptc} [CABF07] Homer seen showering as the show begins {br} [CABF07] Homer accidentally tears his pants while practicing tennis, revealing his underwear {br} [CABF08] Bart and Milhouse stand around the Laundromat in their underwear while their clothes are in the wash {br} [CABF08] The top edge of CBG's butt can bee seen when Tom Savini's hand gives him a wedgie {br} [CABF13] Homer shows butt crack when asking for two seats {br} [CABF14] Homer loses his towel while running to breakfast {br} [CABF16] Willie's bum can be seen while driving to the basket {br} [CABF17] Tale-spinnin' hobo gets undressed for his sponge bath {br} [CABF17] Giant Homer/Paul Bunyan shown as naked immediately after he was born {br} [CABF17] Homer/Paul catches a meteor in his butt crack {br} [CABF17] A picture of a woman flashing her privates [Well, "privates" by the standard of the day ... -- Ed.] {ptc} [CABF17] A picture of Bart baring his butt on a wanted poster {ptc} [CABF18] Burns and Smithers visit the "nude female fire station" {br} [CABF18] Implied nudity: Homer and Marge under the sheets {br} [CABF19] Marge takes a bath in the Ultrahouse 3000 {ptc} [CABF19] Milhouse's clothes are stripped off when he performs a magic trick {ptc} [CABF22] Bart orders Flanders to "hula" out of his pants {br} [CABF22] Top of Homer's butt visible when he's whipped with the tether {br} [DABF01] Rain dissolves Willie's overalls, showing underpants {br} [DABF03] Homer pulls down the pants of a few people as he climbs the human pyramid {br} [DABF07] Dog strips Bart to his underwear {br} [DABF10] Maggie changes herself {ptc} [DABF10] Homer's butt cheeks are seen under his Speedo {ptc} [DABF11] Maggie uses her diaper as a parachute {ptc} [DABF11] Mr. Burns in and out of the tub {ptc} [DABF15] Data and Martin hung up by their underwear {br} [DABF18] Krusty's underwear can be seen when he's chucked into the can {br} [DABF18] Krusty and Bart in the sauna, wearing towels {br} [DABF18] Marge bares her breasts to distract the police {br} [DABF21] Marge relaxes in the skybox bathtub, while Homer gets a massage in a towel {br} [DABF21] Homer's on the loo when it comes crashing through the kitchen ceiling {br} [EABF02] Bart photocopies is butt, and puts the copies in the church hymn books {br} [EABF03] Bart tricks Skinner into exposing himself in his yard {br} *[EABF08] Sara Sloane starts to remove her blouse on a movie set {br} [EABF08] Flanders (!) and Hollywood starlet Sara Sloane make love outdoors in a park {br} [EABF09] Photo of Krusty and a woman with her bikini top off {ptc} [EABF10] Dr. Hibbert teaches a "How to Strip for Your Wife" class; Homer in his underwear {ptc} [EABF12] Grady says, "With a male roommate, we can walk around naked." Homer immediately takes his robe off {ptc} [EABF13] Homer's pants fall off {br} [EABF14] Homer commissions an ice sculpture of himself as Rodin's famous nude statue, "The Thinker" {br} [EABF15] Bart moons his class during the aquarium field trip {br} [EABF17] Grampa loses his robe while roaming in the streets {br} [EABF21] Stockholm has nude traffic cops (Must be a fun job during the winter!) {br} [EABF21] Skinner gets pantsed during assembly {br} [EABF21] Homer and Nelson stripped at the power plant during another of Bart and Milhouse's pranks {br} [FABF02] CBG's pants split while he's skating. To cover the exposure, He activates his "cloaking device" (a sweater), but that rips, too {br} [FABF03] Naked babies dance at Roofi concert {br} [FABF04] Bart moons the bullies from his new ten-speed bike {br} [FABF05] In the scene showing the townsfolk on the phone, Luann and Smithers are in (separate) bubble baths {br} [FABF06] Dr. Nick shows a Tudor-era diagram of the womb {br} [FABF06] Bart moons the audience while supposedly touting a concert in "Krackow" (get it?) {br} [FABF07] Repo man de-pants Kirk in the street {br} [FABF11] Homer's pants are torn off on the escalator {br} [FABF11] Two inmates get wedgies {br} [FABF11] Bart shows some butt crack after Gina cuts his uniform {br} [FABF12] Both Duff-Man and Chief Wiggum perform strip-tease acts at the bachelorette party {br} *[FABF13] Top of Homer's butt seen when he drags Bart from the treehouse {br} *[FABF14] Homer practically naked in a Speedo {br} *[FABF14] Homer and Marge aren't wearing any clothes when they and the moon mansion reach the bottom of Niagara Falls {br} *[FABF15] Homer wears his underpants on the outside of his Pieman uniform {br} *[FABF15] Many of SNPP's employees seen in the shower {br} *[FABF17] Bart accidentally moons Old Glory {br} [Do the Bartman] Bart rides past the (occupied) showers at SNPP {je} [Deep Deep Trouble] Bart lounges on the lawn covered only by his Walkman Marge sleeps gownless in: [7F11] One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish {dh} [8F09] Burns Verkauft das Kraftwerk {dh} [8F16] Bart the Lover {as} [8F19] Colonel Homer {as} [8F24] Camp Krusty {dh} [1F05] Bart's Inner Child {dh} [1F19] The Boy Who Knew Too Much {as} [1F20] Secrets of a Successful Marriage {as} Calendars
1993 [Sep] Homer & the kids swim nude in Taj Mahal reflecting pool {ddg} 1994 [Apr] Homer & Marge as Adam & Eve 1995 [cover] Painting of Bart reclining nude [Jan] The Creation of Bartholomew (Bart in figleaf) [Mar] The Drinker (Homer in his underwear) [May] The Rebirth of Venus (Marge as Venus [breast exposed!], Bart as cherub) [Jun] St. Simpastian (Homer in underwear) [center] Garden of De Frights (people in various states of undress) 1999 [Feb] Bart, Lisa, and Maggie can b seen wearing bushes � la "The Pagans (MG22)" {ac} [Mar] Bart moons Dr. Hibbert {ddg} [Jun] Above the caption 7:45 A.M. Homer can be seen sleeping in the shower(!) {ac} [Jul] Homer's bathing suit shows some butt crack, but that still more modest than .. {br} [Jul] ... Bart, who can be seen naked, but behind the bush (possibly peeing) not to mention that Nelson has a mirror which allows us to see Bart's butt (not that we haven't seen it before) {ac} Books and Magazines
"Simpsons Uncensored Family Album" cover Young naked Bart lies on rug "The Simpsons Guide to Springfield" Bart is seen streaking through Jebediah Springfield Park {ac} [What is with that kid, anyway? -- Ed.] "Bart Simpson's Guide to Life" Bart naked in several poses on the endpapers {br} He also poses in the nude behind the table of contents {br} [pg. 112] Shown the buff on the "s.e.x." chapter {br} [pg. 153] Burns, Barney, and Bart stand about sans clothes, next to a box with the question, "Wouldn't the world be a happier place if everyone would just strut around nude?" {br} [If I have to look at these three in the raw, the answer is, "no." -- Ed.] [pg. 164] Angelic Bart rides upon a cloud, introducing the "Religion" chapter {br} TV Guide Promotions February 14, 1999: Homer lies naked, with a box of Valentine's chocolates covering the family jewels, and beckons Marge {br} April 4, 1999: Homer and Marge to the Adam and Eve thing {br} Simpsons Comics [SC43] Lisa accidentally loses her dress. Unfortunately for her, she picked this day to "go commando" ... {jt} [SC44] On the back cover, Bart lies naked, covered by a well-placed Bongo logo. This is to advertise the new "Simpsons" comic strip. (Get it?) {br} "Animation Magazine" cover No. 86, January 2000. Homer and Marge as Adam and Eve looking exactly like they did in the Adam and Eve story in "Simpsons Bible Stories (AABF14)" {ptc} "Rolling Stone" covers No. 910, November 18, 2002. One of the covers is a parody of Nirvana's "Nevermind" album. It shows baby Bart, swimming underwater and chasing a Krusty Buck on a fishhook. The cover is repeated on the table-of-contents" page, but with one difference: the "interior" version show's Bart's wang. [This isn't a gratuitous addition -- the Nirvana covers shows the same thing.] {br} Another one of the covers is a parody of Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA" cover, with Homer's backside to the camera. As he often does, Homey shows us a little butt crack. {br} Other
French soap commercial Reportedly, this shows Bart's, er, edible starchy tuber {hl} Virtual Springfield In Church Bart thinks, "Do I dare run through here naked? Think of the publicity!" {ac} In the Flander's bar game, there are a couple of semi-nude figures (both done in good taste) {ac} In the Simpson's family album there's the picture of Bart riding Snowball from "And Maggie Makes Three (2F10)" {ac} Lisa is wearing only a towel when Bart stumbles upon her in the bathroom {dj} In Homer and Marge's room, he see Homer eating with just his underpants on {dj} "The Simpsons Go Hollywood" videocassettes Homer, Marge and Bart as Oscar statuettes {ptc} Video CDs [These might also be available in other formats, such as VHS videocassette. If they are, I'm not counting them as separate entries on the list -- Ed.] "Sex, Lies, and Videotape" Homer, wearing only his underwear, sits on a chair in what is presumably meant to be a seductive pose {pk} "The Simpsons: Too Hot for TV" The whole family is in the buff! (Maggie, incidentally, does not appear to be anatomically correct) {pk} Simpsons Collectible Stickers Sticker #38 is Bart Simpson in the nude {ddg} Playmates action figures Wave 4 has a figure of Homer in his underwear {mc} Valentine's Day cards One card features Bart as an unclothed Cupid {br} Contributors: {dx} "dxk33" {rd} Rick Diamant {dh} Dave Hall {ds} Dan Siemens {mk} Matthew Kurth {ddg} Don Del Grande {et} Elson R. Trinidad {as} Andrew Shaw {ho} "Homerclese" {br} Benjamin Robinson {ss} Samuel Sklaroff {hl} Haynes Lee {ac} "Astrid" {je} Jordan Eisenberg {jt} James Twitchen {dj} Daniel Janes {dcb} D. C. Bastian {ptc} Paul T. Campa {bw} Benjamin Weiland {pk} Patrick Kellum {mc} Michael Crawford Items with no crediting beside them belong to none other than Andrew Mutchler Thanks to James A. Cherry for suggesting the typesetting, and Erik A. Larsen for suggesting including calendars. |
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