Foods in "The Simpsons"
Originally by Jordan Eisenberg
Maintained by Marissa Sammy
A list of various foods that have made appearances on The Simpsons
"If God didn't want us to eat in church, he would have made gluttony a sin."
-- Homer, "King of the Hill (5F16)"
In the Simpson Home
| 7F23 | Marge takes potatoes au gratin to the Flanders' barbecue |
| 7F24 | Bart eats Krusty Flakes (Krusty Hotline 1-909-O-U-KLOWN); Homer has two stacks of pancakes |
| 8F01 | Marge makes "meatloaf men" |
| 8F03 | Cereals in the Simpsons cupboard include Jackie-O's (free stretch pants inside!), Chocolate Frosted Frosty Krusty Flakes (only sugar has more sugar!), Vitapillars, and Kelp Chex; Homer eats "Le Gourmet" ice cream |
| 8F04 | Marge puts honey glaze on Homer's prize ham; promises to give the poor "something they'd actually like, instead of old limabeans and pumpkin mix" |
| 8F05 | Marge serves Krusty meatloaf and pineapple upside-down cake |
| 1F02 | Marge offers Burns and his lawyers tea and marshmallow squares; Homer watches commercial for a worcestershire soft drink ("mmmm -- steaky!") |
| 1F06 | Homer eats honey roasted peanuts (ingredients: salt, artificial honey roasting agents, pressed peanut sweepings); Bart sets his traps with "floor-pie" |
| 1F14 | Marge is roasting a turkey when she trips out on spiked Springfield water; Homer mistakes a waffle for The Lord; Marge and Lisa make fruit punch (using recipe from Fruit Punch Advisory Board) for picnic |
| 1F17 | Homer prepares dinner and loads it with sugar; finds an Englishman has nicked some sugar for his tea the minute Homer turns his back on his sugar pile
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| 1F18 | Marge suggests that Bart take a potato for show and tell because she thinks they're "neat"; Bart mistakes a bran muffin for a geode; Lisa tells Bart that everybody needs a nemesis ("Mountain Dew has its Mello Yello....")
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| 2F07 | Homer passes up sex with Marge because he ate too many enchiladas; tries to talk to Bart but is distracted by the sticky, nutty, chewy, chocolatey candy bar Bart's eating; eats potato chips over Maggie while she's in a Snugli |
| 3F22 | Marge makes rice krispie squares and Tang for Lisa's friends; Lisa eats Krusty-O's for breakfast and threatens Bart with the honey bear |
| 5F08 | Marge makes lemonade for the kids; finds breakfast later in the form of "the red things that grow in this tree" |
| 5F11 | Homer sticks his pencils in Marge's good butter |
| 4F02 | Homer gets Hugo's weekly bucket of fishheads out of the fridge (also in there: a turkey & a bunch of purple grapes); Hugo later eats fishheads with a glass of milk; Simpson dinner consists of turkey, peas, mashed potatoes, and Hugo's napkin; Lisa's science project tests if cola can dissolve a tooth (science has already proven the dangers of alcohol & Chinese food); Marge promises waffles for breakfast but instead serves square pancakes |
| 3F23 | Hank Scorpio brings a welcoming fruit basket & urges them to try the pineapples (full of papain!); Lisa is too stuffed up to taste Marge's delicious boiled celery |
| 4F03 | Homer sits at kitchen table eating blueberry pie and orange juice |
| 4F06 | Marge tosses salad while Lisa dances around her peach tree; Bart rinses his mouth out with soda and later claims that Marge punishes him by making him taste beer; Ned confesses he let Todd buy a box of Red Hots with a cartoon devil on it |
| 4F04 | Family eats spaghetti & meatballs in front of tv; Marge glazes ham for dinner, but at table guests eat lasagne, asparagus, & mashed potatoes; Marge hides her Allied Biscuit crackers; leaves frozen hot dogs thawing in sink, which Homer eats plain dipped in a jar of mustard; Lisa gets cola from fridge; Bart's three cavities earn him Marge's specialty, Butterscotch Chicken |
| 4F01 | Milhouse likes Vaseline on toast |
| 4F07 | Homer has glass of lemonade in hammock |
| 3G01 | Breakfast sausages cause Homer to be covered with a sticky translucent goo |
In the Workplace
| 7F23 | Vending machine only has apples |
| 7F24 | Lenny & Carl save Homer a donut with pink frosting |
| 8F03 | Bart makes a Manhattan for Legs; does shots of milk |
| 8F04 | Homer pokes donuts to discern the fillings ("eeiw, lemon; ugh, cherry; ooh, custard; mmm...purple"); Burns demands a wine spritzer, and don't be stingy with the vino; Homer wins ham for averting meltdown |
| 1F02 | Burns claims that they make cookies at the plant -- Mr. Burns' Old-Fashioned, Good-Time, Extra-Chewy Cookies |
| BABF22 | Carl and Lenny eat sandwiches and chips while Homer makes his Animotion pitch |
| 3F23 | Homer motivates by offering donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come; Scorpio gives him sugar from his pockets and offers cream |
| 4F04 | Allied Biscuit exec (with freeform cracker sculpture on desk) fires Kirk because crackers are a family food |
| 3G01 | Coworkers eat donuts |
Moe's (and any other Fine Drinking Establishment)
| 9F21 | Barney orders a beer and Yoko orders a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat |
| 8F04 | Lisa follows Homer to Moe's and orders a chocolate milk |
| 5F10 | In addition to The Pimento Grove, Krusty goes on a bar-hop including The Gutter Room (stein of beer; sixpack of Duff), Blotto's (skein of wine/mead), The Bloated Liver (champagne from glass slipper, then from boot, then from Stanley Cup) |
| AABF20 | The Java Server ("Grand Opening -- wel.com") |
| 4F03 | Moe says boxers eat steak & lobster & salad bar all in a single meal with the dressing of their choice |
| 3G01 | Confession of sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard; discussion of all M&Ms being the same colour in the end |
In the School
| 1F17 | Lisa claims she likes to "smell her lunch"; class diorama projects include Nelson's "Grapes of Wrath" and Uter's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" |
| 1F18 | Nelson brings a tomato paste can and reads the label ("Ingredients: fresh pureed tomatoes, water, salt, sodium benzoate used to retard spoilage"); Mrs. Krabappel feeds Martin's cookies to the dog ("My Raisin Roundies!"); Lunchlady Doris cooks with Assorted Horse Parts, now with More Testicles ("More testicles mean more iron!"); Willie gets Lunchlady Doris to grease him up; Flanders proposes to put the "stew" back in "students" and has peanut butter cups, Yoo-Hoo, and Slice in his office; Milhouse goes wild by rubbing ketchup on his stomach |
| 4F01 | Skinner unpacks his lunch (sandwich, carton of milk, orange); Nelson squashes filling from Jimbo's sandwich, Milhouse explodes his milk carton |
| CABF15 | Groundskeeper Willie's special puke-absorbing sawdust blend contains cinnamon |
The Kwik-E-Mart
| 1F18 | Bart gets gargantuan cone at the self-serve |
| 9F21 | Apu charges $12 for a quart of milk |
| 4F01 | Things that are not donut sprinkles: Twizzlers, Mounds bars, Jolly Ranchers |
| 4F07 | CatHurricane Chow; Kearney fills gasoline can with Squishee; all that's left for Marge is creamed eels, corn nog, and wadded beef; Lisa mistaken for pineapple and Ralph for a pumpkin |
At Other People's Houses, Public Buildings/Areas, or In Vehicles
| 1F17 | Homer eats pizza while driving and makes Bart steer; finds crashed sugar truck ("White Gold! Texas tea!...sweetener!!") |
| 1F18 | Skinner offers Bart a diet caffeine-free Dr. Pepper or individual fruit cup; grills sausages for Bart on barbecue; Bart says he though he heard somebody mention Skinner in the cafeteria but they might have been saying "skim milk"
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| AABF20 | Homer imitates a child's voice in the bank to get a treat ("Daddy, ask the man for some candy?"); Homer breaks into Ned's house, finds him eating milk & cookies, and makes himself a sandwich; the 33-cent store offers strange foods (Cool Ranch Soda, Onions?, Skittlebrau, Plankton [may cause red tide poisoning]); in Japan, Lisa wants to go to an authentic noodle house and Marge wants to see the Japanese take on the club sandwich; Homer buys $150 square watermelon, eats $50 pretzel at a sumo match, and is served tea and rice in prison; the family works at the Osaka Seafood Concern; Bart says he'll miss Japan's Kentucky Fried Chicken |
| 4F03 | Drederick Tatum discusses blackened & sauteed sea bass with Charlie Sheen at a boxing match |
| 4F05 | Larry Burns offers Waynesport squash candy to the train passengers; says Burns has more bread than a prison meatloaf; Burns answers his door drinking a lime rickey; at the Springfield Glen Country Club Buffet, Larry tries to eat the entire shrimp cocktail platter |
| 4F06 | Burns' & Smithers' picnic consists of a rack of lamb and a soup tureen; environmentalists serve kelp burgers; the Maison Derriere is described as the sauce on your steak, the cheese in your cake, the clams on your linguine |
| 4F04 | Homer buys Marge a truckstop Carvel ice-cream cake shaped like a whale ("For a Whale of a Wife") |
| 4F01 | Nelson is tempted by rancid Krusty Burger coleslaw while Lisa eats a fig bar at the observatory |
| 4F07 | Flanderses eat donation sandwiches in the church |
| 3G01 | Homer & Bart roast marshmallows; Leonard Nimoy gets hot dog with 'surprise' sauerkraut at the alien field |
Restaurants and Food-Producing Places
| 1F17 | Goldsboro's Honey |
| 1F18 | Skinner takes Bart to Luigi's ("they'll make a pizza pie with the topping of your choice,"); Bart returns alone later and is given "a plate of the red crap"
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| AABF20 | At Americatown, they sit at the Massachusetts table and gawk at the price of coleslaw (10,000 yen) |
Events, Festivals, Fairgrounds and Amusement Parks
4F05 Mount Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill
- -Flanders family shows up wearing apple hats
- -Flanders explains the difference between cider and juice; "If it's clear and yella, you've got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town!"
- -Marge buys two jugs of cider and an apple pie (which Abe sits on) to take home
3F24 Springfield Chili Cook-Off: "Please lick spoons clean after each use"
- -Homer twirls in cotton candy machine
- -Marge confused by 'oregano'
- -Firehouse Ned's Five-Alarm Chili is only two-alarm ("two and a half, tops")
- -Moe's Chili Bar deemed bland and suitable for those recovering from surgery
- -Wiggum bests him with a pepper of Quetzlzacatenango that causes ice cream to melt before it even reaches Homer's mouth
CABF15 Church Ice Cream Social: "A sundae service you can swallow!"
- -Lovejoy has "Crucifixins" with flavours like Blessed Virgin Berry, Commandmint, Biblegum; Unitarian ice cream has nothing there
- -Mrs. Lovejoy serves Homer one Tower of Babel cone ("and build it to heaven!")
- -Frink creates the first intra-bovine ice cream maker, Mootilda; Cletus successfully orders "the darkitty kind" but Marge's request for a swirl is refused with a kick to Frink's groin
- -Hibbert cures Nelson's brain freeze with 50 cc's of hot fudge ("you may feel a slight chocolatey sensation")
- -Ned thinks that Rachel also likes plain vanilla ice cream with nothing on it, but it's just that Bart and Milhouse have eaten all the toppings
CABF15 Praiseland
- -Ned offers Ralph a Noah's Ark of jellies and when Chief Wiggum asks if there's two of every flavour, Ned tells him no ("they're all the same -- plain!")
- -Lenny exclaims "A Bible park without beer? Now I've seen everything!"
- -Carl complains about the candy being sub-par ("Any religion that embraces carob is not for Carl Carlson.")
- -Comic Book Guy's gas-induced hallucination is about being Spock and eating a burrito
- -Burns & Cletus toast with champagne and moonshine respectively; Nelson breaks bread on Martin's head
BABF22 The Totally Sick, Twisted, F***ed Up Animation Festival
- -Princess Tempura employs her "Prawn Power" in the anime "Transformazoids"
AABF20 Happy Smile Super Challenge Family Wish Show
- -Homer hopes to win free dinner at Americatown
- -he also hopes there isn't an ice-cream round
- -fake lava is orangeade made by Osaka Orangeade Concern (loaded with wasabi!)
Burgers
| 7G02 | After the opera, Homer and Bart go get a burger |
| 7G03 | Marge goes back to her job at Mr. Burger |
| 7F04 | Homer cooks burgers in the backyard |
| 7F11 | Lisa doesn't want hamburgers |
| 7F12 | Young Homer and Barney go grab a burger |
| 7F17 | Homer stops at Krusty Burger |
| 7F18 | Hamburgers and fries in England are called chips |
| 7F20 | Bart wants to go to Krusty Burger |
| 7F21 | The family eats at Krusty Burger |
| 7F23 | Ned's barbeque serves burgers |
| 8F03 | Maybe Skinner was ground up into hamburgers and served for lunch |
| 8F10 | Marge works at Mr. Burger |
| 8F20 | Sideshow Bob picks up Krusty Burger wrappers |
| 8F21 | The "Good Morning Burger" advertised |
| 9F03 | Krusty Burger seen |
| 9F06 | "Would ye sooner eat a bilge rat than another burger?" |
| 9F08 | "Where's the beef?" heard; Krusty gives away free burgers; Homer eats burgers |
| 9F12 | Krustsy Burger seen |
| 1F06 | Homer eats a mound of burgers at Krusty Burger |
| 1F07 | Madam Chao's was nice enough to make Homer and Mindy cheeseburgers |
| 1F09 | Big T Burgers and Fries |
| 1F12 | Grampa puts his false teeth in a burger |
| 1F20 | Homer teases the Krusty Burger order box |
| 2F01 | "Itchy & Scratchy Land" serves Brain Burgers (cheeseburgers) |
| 2F03 | Jimbo Jones is made into hamburgers |
| 2F05 | Burgers and fries at the Springfield Laff'N'Brew |
| 2F10 | Homer and Marge set out for a romantic evening at Krusty Burger |
| 2F12 | Homer beats up the Krusty Burgler at Krusty Burger |
| 2F13 | In the country Rand MacNally, Hamburgers eat people |
| 2F17 | Hollywood Cafe serves Mogul Burgers |
| 2F31 | Krusty Burger exposed in "Eye on Springfield" |
| 3F03 | Homer flips burgers at his BBQ; Lisa walks by Krusty Burger |
| 3F04 | "Where's the beef?" |
| 3F05 | Krustsy Burger turns the wall transparent |
| 3F09 | George Bush tries to decide between a cheeseburger and a crusty burger |
| 3F11 | The family eats at that dump, Krusty Burger |
| 3F12 | Krusty Burger becomes I.R.S. Burger; Krusty has a new burger named after him |
| 3F18 | The police eat at Krusty Burger; Skinner disguises Krusty Burger as his own cooking |
| 3F21 | Hullabalooza sponsered by Krusty Burger |
| 3F23 | "And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!" |
| 4F01 | Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney found rancid eggs behind the dumpster at Krusty Burger |
| 4F03 | Krusty Burger ad in Springfield Coliseum |
| 4F06 | Empty burger wrappers in garbage pile; Marge and Lisa are offered kelpburgers |
| 4F13 | Loneliness, cheeseburgers and the Comic Book Guy are a dangerous mix |
| 4F21 | Johnny Welfare's old lady has the munchies for a California cheeseburger |
| 5F18 | Served at "Up, up and Buffet!" |
| 5F19 | OFF (except for Lisa) eat manwiches |
| 5F20 | Homer and Bart collect grease at Krusty Burger; grease is like a hamburger milkshake |
| 5F21 | Homer eats a burger while driving; Frink invents hamburger earmuffs |
| AABF05 | Homer and Mayor Quimby collect "change" at Krusty Burger |
| BABF21 | Homer orders a "donut burger with cheese" at Krusty Burger |
| CABF08 | During an antacid trip, Homer flashes back to a burger he ate in the '80s |
Pickles / Cucumbers
| 7G01 | Homer eats a pickled egg
The Simpsons have pickled beets in their basement |
| 7F06 | Homer was gonna play pickle with Bart |
| 8F08 | Moe offers Aerosmith free pickled eggs |
| 8F16 | Bart 'plucks the pickle' |
| 8F24 | Bart licks his pickle, but Homer puts the pickle in his milk |
| 9F02 | Homer sings "Blimpy Boy" with a pickle
Lisa has cucumber slices over her eyes |
| 1F01 | Homer sings the McDonalds song, mentioning pickles |
| 1F08 | Jar of pickles in Bart's casino |
| 1F10 | Apu can no longer tell people about the Kwik-E-Mart's fried pickles |
| 1F19 | Bart is as cool as a cucumber |
| 3F01 | Ned Flanders serves sliced cucumbers with cottage cheese |
| 3F08 | Pickle brine sent to Krusty's food drive |
| 3F11 | Mr. Burns pickled the figs on Homer's 'welcome' cake himself |
| 3F18 | Skinner's "steamed hams" have pickles in them |
| 3G02 | Baby Lisa counts Moe's pickled eggs |
| 4F22 | Moe's customers draw pickled eggs |
| 5F21 | Frink's hamburger earmuffs will be on the market while Homer's still struggling with the pickle matrix |
| AABF02 | Mr. Burns can't open his pickle jar |
| BABF19 | In the words of Principal Skinner, "Awards and honors are great, but they don't pay the pickle-man." |
| CABF14 | Homer keeps his disembodied thumb fresh inside Moe's pickle jar |
| CABF16 | Homer thinks Ned is offering him a pickle |
Ned Flanders uses the term "That's a dilly of a pickle" (or a similar phrase) in 1F07, 2F19, 3F17 (actually, Homer said it in that one) and 3F22.
Corn
| N/A | The Simpsons have corn on their kitchen curtains |
| 7G11 | Homer walks by the Caramel Corn Warehouse |
| 8F01 | Corn is on the Springfield state logo (also seen in 3F01) |
| 8F10 | Pregnancy test comes with a corn-cob pipe |
| 9F22 | Sideshow Bob needs to buy more corn holders; Grampa can still eat corn on the cob if someone chews it into a nice, fine paste |
| 1F10 | Apu stacks delicious corn on the Simpsons' countertop |
| 1F19 | Lunchlady Bart offers Jimbo Junior some creamed crap ... er, corn |
| 1F22 | Bart cools himself with frozen corn |
| 2F04 | Children run from their parents through a cornfield |
| 2F08 | Little Marge runs from a biplane in a cornfield |
| 2F33 | Marge can really identify with a certain corn-fed heroine. |
| 3F05 | Homer vents gas, destroying a cornfield |
| 3F08 | According to Grampa, Charles Lindbergh flew the Wright Brothers' plane fifteen miles on a thimbleful of corn oil |
| 3F11 | The Bumblebee Man tries to eat corn on the cob |
| 3F13 | Pilgrims trade the Indians guns for corn, but the Indians shoot them and take the corn |
| 3F14 | Marge misses Lisa's line because she left to get corn (partially cut in syndication) |
| 3F16 | Grampa's corn muffins were lousy |
| 3F17 | Have Bart and the boys arrived in the vast cornfields of Canada? |
| 4F01 | Lisa's music class performs "Jimmy Crack Corn" |
| 4F07 | "Corn Nog" available at the Kwik-E-Mart |
| 4F11 | John comments on the Simpsons' corn-covered curtains (cut in syndication) |
| 4F19 | Corn falls to the ground as a silo explodes |
| 4F24 | Lisa's classmate, Becky, creates a corn field out of pipe cleaners |
| 5F06 | Homer and Snake drive past fields of corn |
| 5F11 | According to Bart, Lybia exports corn |
| 5F15 | Springfield Elementary gets a shipment of "pure" creamed corn |
| 5F19 | Homer tastes pesticide off of an ear of corn |
| AABF11 | Chief Wiggum tells a truly tasteless joke about hot, buttered corn |
| AABF14 | Goliath II eats corn on the cob; Bart/King David climbs the Tower of Babel with corn holders |
| BABF16 | Homer sings "Jimmy Crack Corn" |
Popcorn
| mg37 | Bart eats popcorn at the "Space Mutants" movie |
| 8F07 | Homer eats popcorn while watching "McBain" |
| 8F22 | Bart eats popcorn while watching "Space Mutants" |
| 9F04 | Homer eats popcorn while watching TV |
| 9F09 | People eat popcorn at Homer's operation |
| 9F10 | Popcorn truck explodes on main street |
| 9F13 | Chief Wiggum eats popcorn while watching "Debbie Does Springfield" |
| 9F22 | Bart eats popcorn during Sideshow Bob's "H.M.S. Pinafore" |
| 1F01 | Man eats popcorn while observing Homer |
| 1F02 | Some nerds of note include popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher |
| 1F05 | Dr. Marvin Monroe eats popcorn at the Do-As-You-Feel festival |
| 1F16 | Appears as Burns sings "Let's all go to the Lobby!" |
| 1F22 | Chief Wiggum eats popcorn as Marge and Homer swim naked |
| 2F09 | Orville Redenbacher is one of the stonecutters |
| 3F05 | Homer obstructs popcorn production; later, Homer is offered a garbage bag full of popcorn |
| 4F05 | Homer and Larry eat popcorn; Chief Wiggum tastes the same popcorn later on |
| 4F10 | Lenny and Carl make popcorn during a fire alarm |
| 5F06 | Homer chokes on popcorn |
| 5F21 | CBG eats popcorn in the couch gag |
| 5F24 | The Simpsons eat popcorn while they watch "Paint Your Wagon" |
| AABF07 | Insurance policies come free with the popcorn at the Springfield Drive-In |
| AABF10 | Homer tries to kill a rhinocerous with popcorn |
| BABF16 | Legendary filmmaker Robert Evans talks about the reaction to Love Story by "John Q. Popcorn" |
| CABF01 | The Simpson family roasts popcorn on an open fire |
Hot Dogs
| 7G02 | Principal Skinner is a weiner |
| 7G04 | Homer tells the police he has hot dogs in his pockets |
| 7F01 | Mr. Burns says "Hot dog!" |
| 7F05 | Mr. Burns suggests one to his employee; Homer eats one during the big game |
| 7F15 | Principal Skinner is still a weiner |
| 7F24 | Homer watches a "hot dog" on America's Funniest Home Videos |
| 8F03 | Principal Skinner is still a weiner |
| 8F04 | Mr. Burns says "Hot dog!" again |
| 8F06 | Homer buys Apu's three-year-old ornamental hot dogs |
| 8F11 | Hot dog stand is set up near Timmy O'Toole's well |
| 8F21 | Young Homer eats hot dogs in the back seat of his car |
| 9F06 | Homer drops his hot dog into a wading pool |
| 9F07 | Hot dog-shaped vehicle at the car show |
| 9F09 | Man eats a hot dog at Homer's operation |
| 9F12 | Dolphin at Marine World steals Homer's hot dog |
| 1F04 | Hell dispenses assorted body parts as "hot dog meat" |
| 1F10 | Apu sells hot dogs encrusted with filth |
| 1F15 | "Hot dog, we have a weiner!" said by Marty and the DJ 3000 |
| 1F18 | Skinner barbeques some hot dogs for himself and Bart |
| 1F21 | Simpson family sings the "Armour Hot Dogs" song |
| 2F03 | Homer eats some hot dogs for extra energy |
| 2F07 | The kids watch hot dogs at a stock footage festival; Homer plants a hot dog tree as a kid |
| 2F31 | Jay Sherman and the family sing the "Oscar Meyer" theme; Chief Wiggum gets caught in Apu's hot dog-rolling machine |
| 2F32 | Hot dog vendor follows Homer to the hospital and cemetary |
| 3F03 | Marge suggests hot dogs for Lisa; Lunchlady Doris serves a hot dog bun as a vegetarian meal; Apu sells tofu dogs |
| 3F08 | Part of Krusty's food drive |
| 3F11 | Apu yells the word "hot dog" in order to convince a customer he speak no english |
| 3F18 | Apu and Sanjay attend a party where hot dogs are served |
| 3F23 | On Fridays, Scorpio's lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer |
| 3G01 | Leonard Nimoy gets horseradish on his hot dog |
| 3G03 | Angry audience throws a hot dog at Krusty; Apu sells hot dogs, along with milk, from 1984 |
| 4F04 | Marge thaws hot dogs in the sink for Homer |
| 4F08 | Homer accidentally stabs himself with a hot dog |
| 4F09 | Skinner disguises Armour hot dogs as a bomb; Santa's Little Helper eats them |
| 4F22 | A bird in New York steals Homer's hot dog |
| 5F08 | Mice are hosed off of the carnival's hot dog cooker; Skinner says "Hot dog!" |
| 5F13 | Ralph thinks the electric chair smells like hot dogs |
| 5F20 | Apu cleans the grease out of his hot dog cooker; now all you can taste is the hog anus |
| AABF04 | Marge serves hot dogs to Homer |
| AABF07 | Technical director Stan Kadlubowski eats a hot dog |
| CABF09 | Duff's secret plans are thwarted when Homer points out that their hot dogs contain Southwestern ingredients |
Pizza
| 7G07 | Homer: "Is the Leaning Tower of Pizza just a statue?" |
| 7G11 | Homer orders pizza while Marge is out |
| 7F11 | Lisa doesn't want to eat pizza for dinner; Slice of pizza in Barney's apartment |
| 7F13 | Reverend Lovejoy mentions instant pizza pie |
| 7F18 | Homer, on a diet, pledges there will be no pizza too laden with delicious toppings |
| 8F02 | Burns and Smithers eat pizza |
| 8F03 | A pizza delivery truck has been parked across the street for weeks |
| 8F11 | Wall E. Weasel carries a pizza |
| 8F12 | Pacific Islanders watching the Super Bowl eat pizza |
| 8F14 | Krusty-brand duck sausage pizza |
| 8F21 | Young Homer eats pizza in the back seat of his car |
| 8F23 | Disgarded pizza boxes are an excellent provider of cheese |
| 9F03 | Homer promises pizza if the kids are good; Bart suggests poison pizza; Bart imagines Santa's Little Helper to be a box of pizza |
| 9F06 | Homer orders pizza from the courtroom |
| 9F09 | Homer eats pizza in bed; Baby Homer somehow gets hold of a pizza |
| 1F03 | Homer recognizes solid waste as former pizza |
| 1F14 | Shelbyville made the world's largest pizza, so Springfield burned down their city hall |
| 1F15 | Pizza on the kitchen ceiling |
| 1F16 | Bart wants a pizza delivered by Krusty the Clown |
| 1F17 | Homer eats pizza while Bart steers the car |
| 1F18 | "Luigi's" makes a pizza pie with the topping of your chioce |
| 2F05 | Chief Wiggum won't take his winning hockey team out for pizza, because he bet against them |
| 2F21 | The Springfield Police Department orders a pizza |
| 3F02 | Uncle Moe serves awesomely outrageous southwestern pizza fingers |
| 3F12 | The moon hits Krusty's eye like a big pizza pie |
| 3F31 | Lionel Hutz promises a free pizza if his case is lost (outtake from 1F04) |
| 4F01 | Pizza in Nelson's house |
| 4F06 | Pizza box on the floor |
| 4F08 | The mob invades Luigi's pizza shop |
| 4F13 | Homer eats pizza (cut in syndication) |
| 4F22 | Homer can't reach the pizzaria from his parked car |
| 4F24 | The Leaning Tower of Pizza falls over in "When Buildings Collapse" |
| 5F15 | Homer and Mojo eat pizza |
| 5F20 | Luigi brings the kids free pizza |
| AABF01 | Dr. Nick cuts Homer's head open with a pizza slicer |
| AABF06 | Pizza in Homer and Ned's hotel room |
| AABF08 | Homer gets a coupon for Doughie's Pizza |
| AABF21 | Homer gives a bad review to the slice pizza he finds under the couch because it has a Hot Wheel on it |
Pork Chops
| 7G08 | Homer buys a squeaky pork chop toy for Maggie |
| 7G09 | The Bigfoot Diet: "Pork Chops Aplenty" |
| 7G10 | Marge orders pork chops at the Rusty Barnacle |
| 7F04 | Kang and Kodos serve pork chops to Homer |
| 7F09 | Marge makes her famous pork chops |
| 7F11 | The family hasn't missed pork chop night since the great pig scare in '87 |
| 7F11 | Homer's never heard of a poisoned pork chop |
| 7F16 | Uncle Herb's chef will make pork chops for Homer at any time |
| 7F18 | Homer pledges there will be no pork chop too succulent to spoil his diet ... and starts on pork chop night |
| 8F14 | Homer calls Maggie his "little pork chop" |
| 8F17 | Pork chop night will now be chub night |
| 9F04 | Marge uses pork chops to symbolize a witch's brain |
| 2F18 | Santa's Little Helper and his girlfriend are served pork chops on the street |
| 2F31 | Homer and Jay Sherman fight over the last pork chop |
| 3F03 | Homer can't believe pork chops come from the same magical animal as bacon and ham |
| 3F10 | Homer wants roast beef instead of pork chops ... you clod! |
| 3F19 | The family (except for Lisa) eat pork chops for dinner |
| AABF04 | Marge serves Homer two servings of pork chops |
| AABF21 | Homer criticizes Marge's "Shake n' Bake" pork chops |
| BABF18 | Becky helps Marge make porkchops for dinner |
Dog Food
| MC08 | Bart gives Homer a dog biscuit instead of a Butterfinger |
| mg15 | Bart thinks his dinner tastes like dog food |
| 8F17 | Homer resents that the dog gets to eat meat |
| 8F23 | Maggie wants what the dog's eating |
| 4F16 | Homer thinks eating dog food will get Bart's dog back |
| 4F23 | Bart theorizes that Skinner likes dog food |
| 4F24 | Apu's "can of mystery" may contain dog food |
| AABF08 | Ralph thinks he has a package of dog food |
Springfield Recipes(by Dave Sweatt)
Bart's America Balls
[4F23] The principal and the pauper
- ingredients:
- 2 cans of dog food, any brand
- (do not substitute dry dog food)
- instructions:
- roll the dog food into 1 1/2 inch balls
and place them on a serving tray
- garnish with tiny american flags on toothpics
makes 24 servings
Chief Wiggum's Chilli
[3F24] The Mysterious Voyage of Homer
- ingredients:
- 5 gallons of water
- quesosakatenango chili peppers from Guatamala (to taste)
- instructions:
- combine ingredients in a large pot
- cook until boiling
- serve immediately
makes 5 gallons
Milhouse's Vaseline on Toast
[4F01] Lisa's Date with Destiny
- Ingredients:
- 2 slices of bread
- 3 tbsp. of vaseline
- instructions:
- toast the bread to desired darkness
- spread vaseline evenly on each piece of toast
makes 2 servings
Homer's Space Age(out of this world) Moon Waffles
[9F01] Homer the Heretic
- ingredients:
- 1 package of caramel squares
- 2 cups waffle batter
- 1 bottle liqiud smoke
- 1 stick of butter
- instuctions:
- place caramel in the waffle iron
- pour on waffle batter
- add liquid smoke to taste
- cook thoroughly
- take the stick of butter and wrap the moon
waffle around it
- place it on a toothpic and serve
makes 1 unfortunate serving
Tom Collins Pot Pie {ms}
- ingredients:
- pie crust
- cloves
- tom collins mix
- instructions:
- add cloves and tom collins mix to pie crust
makes 1 serving
The Good Morning Burger {sb}
- ingredients:
- 18oz ground beef patty
- 6-8 tbl. of rich creamy butter
- 8 stripes of bacon
- 4 slices of ham
- 3 fried eggs
- instructions:
- sizzle the ground beef, bacon, ham, and eggs on the grill.
- place the beef on a bun, the top with bacon, ham and eggs.
- soak in butter.
makes 1 wake up serving
Ned's "Nachos Flanders Style"
[1F14] Homer loves Flanders
- ingredients:
- 3 sliced cucumbers
- 1 cup cottage cheese
- instructions:
- spread cottage cheese on ONE SIDE of each cucumber slice
and place on a serving tray
makes approx. 24 servings
Ned's "Key to looking young" anytime Snack
[AABF06] Viva Ned Flanders
- ingredients:
- 2 slices of white bread
- 1 glass of water on the side
- instructions:
- dip the bread in the water as you eat your way to keeping your youthful looks
makes 1 serving
Patty and Selma's Tongue Sandwich
[8F14] Homer Alone
- ingredients:
- 2 slices of bread
- 1 tongue
- instructions:
- place the tongue matter between the two pieces of bread
makes 1 repulsive serving
Marge's edible ear plugs
[3F08] Sideshow Bob's last gleaming
- ingredients:
- 1 cup flour
- 1/4 tsp salt
- 1/4 tsp ground cumin (Marge says 'what the hell'?)
- 1/2 cup water
- instructions:
- mix flour, salt and cumin in a bowl
- slowly work in the water, kneading the dough as you go
- form into small shapes that can fit in your ear
- cook in the oven until the timer dings
serves 12 people
Marge's Patented Happy Cracker Snack Platter
[4F11] Homer's Phobia
- ingredients:
- 1 dozen Ritz crackers
- 1 can Cheese Whiz
- 1 jar of olives
- 1 jar of pimentos
- instructions:
- place crackers on a serving tray
- use olives as happy face eyes
- use pimentos as happy face noses
- create smiley mouths with spray cheese
makes 12 servings
Beverages
Flaming Moe
[8F08] Flaming Moe's
- ingredients:
- 1 shot Tequila
- 1 shot Schnapps
- 1 shot Creme De Menthe,
- 1 tbl. Krusty brand Cough Syrup
- instructions:
- mix tequila, schnapps, and creme de menthe, then add cough syrup
- set on fire, pause briefly, then extinguish the flame
makes 1 serving
Homer's Lawn Mower
[5F19] When you Dish upon a Star
- ingredients:
- 2oz. vodka
- 1 bunch wheatgrass
- instructions:
- place wheatgrass in a juicer to yield 6oz.
- mix wheatgrass juice with 2oz. vodka
makes 1 8oz. serving
SkittleBrau
[5F03] Bart Star
- ingredients:
- 2 pkg. Skittles
- 1 6pk. Duffenbrau
- instructions:
- add Skittles candies evenly to 6 12oz. cans of Duffenbrau
- chill briefly
makes 6 servings
NOTE: You may want to use caution when preparing Skittlebrau. When Skittles are added to beer -- though I have not, of course, tried Duff -- it creates a scary sort of chemical reaction, causing the beer to foam uncontrollably. {jd}
Marge's Homemade Pepsi
[5F20] Lard of the Dance
- ingredients:
- 2 1/2 cups chilled brewed coffee
- 5 tbl. confectioners' sugar
- 5 cups chopped ice
- instructions:
- Combine coffee, sugar, and ice, then blend
- it may turn out a little thick, but the price is right!
makes ~1 gallon
Flanders Planter's Punch
[7F20] War of the Simpsons
- ingredients:
- 3 shots of rum
- a jigger of bourbon
- a little dab-a-roo of creme de cassis for flavor
- instructions:
- Mix quickly, serve with ice, and go easy on the drinking!
makes 1 glass
Other Drink Suggestions
- [4F05] Apple cider
- "If its yellow, you've got juice there fellow. If its brown, your in cider town."
- [3F21] Springfield Municipal Water
- "If its brown, drink it down. If its black, send it back."
Contributors
{jd} Jennifer Dixon
{sb} SS Bob
{ms} Mike Schmitt
Thanks to Martha Corbett for suggesting a pork chops list.
All contributions are welcome!
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