Report 2
by Scott Kister
David Silverman, a writer and director of the Simpsons gave a lecture at
Stanford University last night. During the lecture he showed numerous clips
of the Simpsons, showing their progression from the Ullman Shorts to the full
series.
The auditorium was very crowded. There were several hundred people there.
The talk lasted for 2 1/2 hours and only ended because we got kicked out
of the building.
As a bonus, we saw this years entire Halloween episode including an extra two
minutes of footage that was cut for time. This bonus coverage included
Act 1:
Bart says "I'd sell my soul to the devil for a Formula 1 race car"
Flanders-Devil pops up with the car.
Bart changes his mind and Ned disappears.
Marge: "Bart, stop pestering the devil."
(How could they cut this one????)
In Hell, a monster picks up Homer's head from a pile and bowls it
towards some spiked pins. The head breaks in half and an IOU note
comes out. I couldn't read what it said.
After Homer wins his trial, Lionel Hutz comes back with a pizza box
and says here's the free pizza I owe you since you lost. Marge says
"But we didn't lose.". Hutz: That's just as well because the box is
empty. (Shows empty box)
Act 2:
Not sure which were cut. There was a long story by Willy I don't
remember in the aired show. Also, Homer drove by the bus in his car.
Was this in the aired show?
Act 3:
Bart floats into the kitchen wearing sunglasses. Marge has cooked
him a special breakfast of dead mice. Homer complains that he didn't
get a special breakfast.
Not sure which other scenes were cut.
Other little tidbits:
There were supposed to be only 4 first season episodes, but James Brooks
convinced somebody (Fox?) to do 13.
Groening didn't want to give up the rights to Life In Hell to Fox, so he
created the Simpsons.
Klasky-Csupo is pronounced Class-key Choop-oh
It takes 6 months/episode
There will be an episode where SSB returns and runs for mayor.
There will be an episode Mrs. Bouvier's Lover where Grandpa Simpson and
Marge's mom hook up. It will be based on/parody The Graduate.
Major spoiler:
In the episode, Homer complains that if Grandpa and Marge's mom get married
then the kids will be mutants. Then there is a shot of the kids turning pink,
and looking human (5 fingers???)
They rewrite each episode several times. All of the writes go over each script
and there is a read-through, then another rewrite.
They use Animatise? pencil drawings that are sent overseas.
They are waiting for 100 episodes before syndication starts. After this
season they will have 107.
BAD NEWS!!!! Due to the quake, 2 episodes may need to be postponed until next year.
It really was Michael Jackson's voice. He contractually could not sing, so he
had a stand-in singer
In Bart Falls In Love, Silverman said that the "A Story" was about Bart, while
the "B story" was going to be about Don Rickles. Rickles got very upset about
it, so instead they did the story about the Sea Captain -- Arrrrrrhhhh.
In the episode Homer in Outer Space, Homer will dock with potato chips like
2001.
Someone asked why Smither was black at first. The color stylist made a mistake.
They were going to change it, but there were too many scenes, so they let it
slip -- We'll just say he was in the sun too long.
They have had positive feedback from Indians about the portrayal of Apu.
Silverman remarked that they can't really complain since he is the most
normal character of any.
There was a question about censorship. In the I&S episode, during the tour
there was going to be a scene where the I&S writers were sketching a "real"
cat. They said that they were sketching it for accuracy. Then they put a piece
of dynamite in it's mouth and blew it up.
The censors wouldn't let this go because they can't blow up a cat on TV. The
writers say that they always blow up cats on I&S. The censors said that was
different since they are cartoon cats and this was a "real" cat.
Also, Bart had a line "Yea mom, we got screwed". They had to change screwed
to hosed.
Why does Bart have 9 spikes on his head? David drew him with 11 and Wes Archer drew him with 7.
I asked why the rake scene lasted so long. Silverman said that they thought it
was funny. He then had the audience vote on it. About half said it was funny
and half didn't like it.
Jeff Martin wrote all of the songs for the Simpsons, but he is no
longer with them.
They couldn't get the rights to Streetcar Named Desire from
Tennessee Williams, so they wrote their own songs.
To draw Bart, his body is like a fishing bobber, and his sleeves are like cups.
Silverman likes Beavis 'N Butthead.
They changed the opening scene after the first season because they wanted to
add more characters.
There will be no more Grandpa in drag scenes or Hitler jokes this season.
When asked how the drag scenes came about, the writers wrote it, we drew it,
and it was done.
When asked about an episode based on Clockwork Orange, Silverman said that
they had already done it enough, especially with the Dog of Death episode.
Check out The Critic. (What is this? Is it on yet, or is it a new show?)
There is about 2 1/2 extra minutes filmed for each episode. I asked if there
were plans to release the original episodes on videotape or laserdisc. He said
that they were considering it and that the extra minutes added up to over
two and a half hours of unaired footage. (Acutally 250 minutes = 11 entire
episodes)
There are lots of strange drawing lying around the studio that he can't even
discuss. (In reference to a question about a drawing of The Little Mermaid
with her bra popping off that is supposedly in Disney HQ)
The color stylist at Klasky-Csupo made the Simpsons with yellow skin and Marge
with blue hair. Groening liked it, so it stuck.
At a meeting, they decided Lisa needed a character, so James Brooks said that
she would be a genius who plays Baritone Saxaphone in a dysfunctional family
and so it was.
There will be an I&S Land episode by John Swartzwelder. It will be a very involved I&S episode. "A bit violent (laugh)."
I asked how they correctly lip-synced the Super Bowl winners. He said that
they actually guessed it correctly.
Meanwhile, he was drawing the different characters -- Bart, Homer, Barney,
Krusty, SSB, and Nelson. He autographed these and gave them away.
Their season lasts 63 weeks -- they are still working on the last season while
the next is starting.
There are 17 writes, 20 post-production crew, 100 people in the US and 150
overseas.
About an I&S episode: He didn't think they could sustain it for 30 minutes.
It is very basic, they kill each other.
The Christmas special was actually the ninth episode created, which is why
we don't see Santa's Little Helper much in the first season shows.
David Silverman said that Maggie had another word coming up, but it was a
secret. However, I just read Bill Oakley's note that it had been cut.???o
When asked how much Elizabeth Taylor was paid for her one word, he said
"about $20", then laughed. Most of the stars want to do the show. There is
no rehearsal, makeup or lines to memorize. About half of the stars come to
us and we ask about half of them.