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Bart Simpson"Interview with Bart Simpson"© Fox 61, website, 1998. 1) Q: How old are you A: Ten 2) Q: What's your favorite hobby? A: Acting immature. 3) Q: Is it tough growing up with two sisters? A: Those aren't sisters. They're Martians. 4) Q: Do you like school? A: Not particularly . 5) Q: What's your favorite subject in school? A: Lunch time. 6) Q: Is it tough growing up with a name like Bartholomew? A: Call me that again and I'll punch your face, man. 7) Q: What's your favorite color? A: Chocolate 8) Q: If you could do absolutely anything, what would you most like to do? A: I'd like the phone numbers of all the world's leaders, so I could make prank phone calls to them. 9) Q: Who, in your family, do you most like to play pranks on? A: Can you keep a secret? (All of them) 10) Q: What's you favorite TV show? A: The Krusty the Clown Show. 11) Q: What would you like to be when you grow up? A: I'd like to be a superhero --- Bartman . 12) Q: Who's your favorite role model? A: Otto, my school bus driver. He has the coolest tattoos, man. 13) Q: What do you like to do for fun? A: Read comic books, watch TV, eat snacks, watch TV, make prank phone calls, watch TV, play video games, made rude noises, and watch TV. Did I mention watch TV? 14) Q: Do you have a favorite movie? A: Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie. 15) Q: What's your full name ? A: Bartholomew Jo-Jo Simpson. 16) Q: What's your biggest gripe about home life? A: Not enough escape routes, man. 17) Q: What has been your biggest disappointment as a kid? A: Do you realize there has not been one cool war during my entire lifetime? Sometimes I lie in bed at night, worrying there never will be. 18) Q: Do you think rock albums should be labeled for offensive content? A: Of course albums should be labeled, man. Why waste money on music that won't disgust your parents. 19) Q: What do you think you'll be when you grow up? A: I'll either be the president of the United States or a master criminal. Or both. 20) Q: How has school helped you in life? A: What? I have no time for trick questions. 21) Q: Complete this sentence: "I'm glad I ..." A: ... have eight more years before I can be tried as an adult. 22) Q: If you could pick your parents, what qualities would they have? A: They'd be wealthy, generous, small, and very, very slow. 23) Q: Why do you think you get into trouble at school? A: Because of dirty squealers, vengeful teachers, and diabolical principals. I'm constantly amazed how nobody in the world has a sense of humor except me. 24) Q: What photos do you have from your childhood? A: I mostly have police composite drawings. 25) Q: Where were you brought up? A: In Springfield. Watch the program, bonehead. 26) Q: What is the most valuable piece of advice Homer ever gave to you? A: Never never never change your story. 27) Q: Was Homer a good role model? A: Yes. Without his example I would still think that you need to work for a living. 28) Q: Has Homer ever hit you? A: Hell yeah! but he only hits me out of love. 29) Q: Do you see Homer as a friend? A: If we were peers, I think he would be more of a hanger - on than a friend. 30) Q: What have you inherited from Homer? A: I dunno. Gift of gab? 31) Q: What was Homer's finest moment ? A: The time he stepped in a bucket and fell down the stairs and landed on his own birthday cake. That was fantastic ! |
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