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The Simpsons Comics Guide Meet the Artists! Cary Schramm <<< Guide Index << Artists Index << Prev Artist Next Artist >> |
Bongo Profile: Cary SchrammTranscribed By Bruce Gomes (bgomes@simpsonsarchive.com) from Krusty Comics #3 © Bongo Entertainment, Inc. , 1995. Measurements: 36-24-36 R.P.M. Favorite Turn-On: Shrimp Cocktail Most Valued Parental Advice: "Stop That!" Favorite Natural Wonder: Mel Torme Biggest Turn-Off: My placement on the bellcurve. Favorite Possession: The Time I usurped the body of Topo Gigio. Favorite Physician for a Second Opinion: Dr. Kevorkian. Greatest Disappointment: The inability of my wife to contract a rare, incurable, foul-smelling, foot disorder. Favorite Movie Moment Which Landed on the Cutting Room Floor: The Cowardly Lion's reception of a high colonic in the Wizard's chamber in the Emerald City. Most Recent Quote: "Don't worry, I'll just turn it inside out." Title of my Next Book: My Armpit: A Multi-Cultural Analysis Deepest Darkest Secret: I Played Snoopy on Broadway. Greatest Aspiration: To be grilled mercilessly by Ed Bradley on 60 Minutes. Greatest Problem With the Whole World: The ability of a single individual to order fifty shrimp at Red Lobster - and feel good about it. |
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