Homer's Top 10 Favourite Pastimes
- Rummaging through the Flanders' trash.
- Stealing golf balls from the driving range.
- Buying stuff off the TV.
- Spending quality time in front of the TV.
- Spending quality time on my favourite bar stool at Moe's.
- Strangling the boy.
- Juggling two beers at once while guzzling down the third.
- Letting Santa's Little Helper lick the grease stains off my chest.
- Eating flowers. (D'oh! You didn't hear that!)
- Snuggling with my wife.