The Krusty the Clown Show Written by Matt Groening =============================================================================== [$Id: mg39,v 1.1 1993/05/30 14:31:32 rjc Exp $] =============================================================================== > Didja notice... =============================================================================== Voice credits: NANCY CARTWRIGHT as Bart YEARDLEY SMITH as Lisa Animation producer was Margot Pipkin. Animators were Wesley Archer and David Silverman. ... The Simpsons have a black-and white television set? =============================================================================== > Freeze Frame Fun =============================================================================== >> Waiting in line Channel 25 Poster: Channel 25 brings you... The Krusty the Clown Show Krusty's face, surrounded by... Itchy and Scratchy The Happy Little Elves Chunky the Pig And bubbles... Talent Corner Prizes >> The Simpsons TV room Photo of Grampa on the wall. =============================================================================== > Assorted comments and observations =============================================================================== Brian Howard {bh} gives the timing for this short as 1:20, meaning that three seconds were cut for syndication. =============================================================================== > Quotes and scene summary =============================================================================== % B = Bart, L = Lisa, A = Maggie, H = Homer, K = Krusty % % Bart, Lisa, and Maggie wait in line outside the Channel 25 studios % to get in for the Krusty the Clown Show. B: Oh boy! After all these years of watching Krusty the Clown on TV... L: ... we finally get to meet Krusty the Clown in person! % The studio doors open. B: You know, I base my whole life on Krusty's teachings. % They go inside. L: Wow, the glamorous world of TV. B: Ho, you gotta be kidding. How can they expect a genius like Krusty to work in a dump like this? % The show begins. K: Hi, boys and girls! Come on board the Krusty the Clown show! [laughs] % Pan over to the studio audience, Bart and the girls in attendance. % Maggie sucks on her pacifier. L: Krusty sure looks different in person. B: No way is that Krusty. Krusty's a clown. That's just some lumpy ol' dude in a clown suit. % Krusty concludes his introduction. K: ... and Chunky the Pig. % Cheers from the audience. K: But first, let's pay a visit to some of Krusty's loyal kiddie cadets! % Krusty takes his microphone into the peanut gallery. K: And what's your name, little girl? % He holds the microphone in front of Maggie. A: (*suck*) (*suck*) (*suck*) (*suck*) (*suck*) (*suck*) % The microphone moves to the next audience member. K: And what's your name, little boy? B: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you? % Bart points an accusatory finger. K: Heh. % Krusty grumbles, trying to contain his anger. K: [brightly] Why, I'm your old pal Krusty! B: Oh yeah? Then what's Krusty's secret motto? K: Eh... [remembers] Oh. ``Instead of feeling sad and blue, keep a Krusty smile on you!'' B: Listen, pal. I don't know how you found out Krusty's secret motto, but you're still an impostor! % Bart rips off Krusty's fake red nose. The audience boos. % Bart yanks the microphone out of Krusty's hands (sending Krusty % face down onto the floor). B: Kids in TV land, you're being duped! % Krusty grabs Bart by the neck and starts strangling him. K: [in a gruff voice] Why, you little... B: Lll-lll-lll-lll... % At home, Homer and Marge watch the show. Marge reacts in shock. H: D'oh. % Homer slaps his face. % % [End of Act One. Time: 1:17] =============================================================================== Shorts summaries Copyright 1992 by Raymond Chen. Not to be redistributed in a public forum without permission. (The quotes themselves, of course, remain the property of The Tracey Ullman Show, and the reproduced articles remain the property of the original authors. I'm just taking credit for the compilation.)