THE SIMPSONS - SHOOTING YOURSELF IN THE FOOT
(last updated 19-Aug-99)
Created by Dave Hall

Contributions: Andrew Levine, Benjamin Robinson, Bill McNeal, Curtis Gibby, DarthArada, Grosse, Haynes Lee, Nicolas Bray, Reo, and TabbyKat85.

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Apu:

holds gun in one of the many arms of Vishnu and shoots foot

missing the searing kiss of hot lead, shoots own foot

Ashley Grant:

is shot in the foot, blames Homer

Barney Gumble:

Pink elephant shoots him in the foot, he burps

Bart Simpson:

rigs the gun to shoot his foot

shoots self in foot, then is forced to write "A GUN IS NOT A TOY" on the blackboard

Bumblebee Man:

accidentally shoots himself in the foot, says, "Ay ay ay! No me gusta!"

Captain McAllister:

aims for squid but shoots his own foot, "Arrr, I don't even know what I'm doin'"

is shot in foot by Homer when he didn't get "all he could eat"

Chief Wiggum:

aims for Snake but shoots himself in the foot

Cletus:

shoots himself in the foot, loses a toe

Comic Book Guy:

can't see his feet to shoot them, sells his quote unquote gun to Bart for four bucks

Diamond Joe Quimby:

asks bodyguards to shoot themselves in their feet

Dr. Hibbert:

shoots self in foot, and chuckles as he tends to the wound

Dr. Nick Riviera:

covers eyes so he wouldn't see the blood

Edna Krabappel:

shoots self in foot, and tries to make a pass at the ER trauma unit doc

Freddie Quimby:

shoots french waiter in the foot for 'mispronouncing' "chower"

Evan Conover:

shoots himself in the foot for not going with only candied apples

Groundskeeper Willy:

Space Invaders made it too hard

Hans Moleman:

shoots foot, then everybody in town shoots him in the foot

Herman:

shoots self in foot, and later sells gun as military antique

Homer Simpson:

shoots left then the right, shouts `D'oh!' each time

Itchy and Scratchy:

Itchy aims for the foot but ends up shooting Scratchy several dozen times

Jasper:

that gun's for people shootin', not for foot shootin'

shoots himself in the foot then says "I shot who in the what now?"

Jebediah Springfield:

shoots George Washington in the foot

Kent Brockman:

shoots foot then does live report on it

Krusty the Klown:

shoots Sideshow Mel in the foot

Laura Powers:

shoots Bart in the foot, then breaks his heart

Lionel Hutz:

shots foot then chases ambulance when it shows up

shoots himself in the foot while wearing one of his clients' shoes, trying to tighten the sole

Lisa Simpson:

shoots herself in the foot, then agonizes about the morality of her decision

Lunchlady Doris:

shoots herself in the foot while aiming for one of the cafeteria mice

Marge Simpson:

shoots self in foot, then mops up blood before it leaves a stubborn stain

Martin Prince:

determines the precise angle and direction, remembering to account for wind resistence, to make sure the bullet hits his foot after deflecting off four nearby buildings

McBain:

shoots foot with a submachine gun

Milhouse Van Houten:

gets shot in the foot by Bart, says, "Ow, Bart! My foot!"

Mr. Burns:

Maggie shoots him in the foot

Mrs. Bumblebee Man:

shoots Bumblebee Man in the foot, then files for divorce

Ned Flanders:

shoots foot, which heals immediately

shoot's Maude's plant in the root, Bart and Lisa accuse him of shooting Maude in the foot

shoots his beaknik parents in the feet

Nelson Muntz:

shoots himself in the foot, then laughs at himself

Otto:

shoots himself in the foot, says, "Whoa! Did something just bite me?"

Left Shoe: Don't worry. We won't hurt you.

Right Shoe: We only want to have some fun.

Patty and Selma Bouvier:

buy each other Foot Shooters for their birthday, shoot each others' feet

Principal Skinner:

is shot in foot by Jimbo; gives him two days detention

Professor John Frink:

invents Shootilator 5000 to shoot foot

Ralph Wiggum:

sticks bullets up nose, drops gun on foot

Ruth Powers:

shoots her ex-husband in the foot for skipping allomony

Sideshow Bob:

is shot in foot by Cecil because of disagreement about who would get the top bed

tries to shoot himself in the foot, but Bart foils him

Troy McClure:

Tries to shoot self in foot, but Hollywood guns contain only blanks

Introduces himself with "Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You may remember me from such foot-shootings as 'Jimmy Swaggert's Night on the Town' and 'Bombs Away! With Ronald Reagan.'" Then he shoots himself in the foot.

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