Mr. T References on the Simpsons
Created by Dominik Halas.
Contributions from Kevin Bowman and Alex Thurlow
Maintained by Jason Beattie
- [9F02] His head is on a pike in the Chamber of Horrors at the Springfield Wax Museum.
- [9F03] Appears
on the cover of Homer's TV Guide.
- [9F21] Regarding
the B-Sharps' song about Surgeon General C. Everett Koop:
Apu: This is worse than your song about Mr. T.
Homer: I pity the fool who doesn't like...he.
- [1F13] Homer:
You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr. T at the
mall. The entire day, I kept saying, 'I'll go a little later, I'll go
a little later...' And when I got there, they told me he just left. And
when I asked the mall guy if he'll ever come back again, he said he didn't
know. Well, I'm never going to let something like that happen again!
- [2F06] A
comic on An Evening At the Improv: I think about weird stuff, like
what would happen if Mr. T and E.T. had a baby. You'd get Mr. E. T.,
wouldn't you? And he'd sound something like this: 'I pity the fool
who doesn't--pho-one ho-ome!'
Homer: Oh, I sure wouldn't want to be Mr. T right
- [2F09] Mr.
T is a member of the Stonecutters World Council, and votes to "Kill
the fool!", i.e. Homer.
- [3G02] Doctor
Hibbert looks like Mr. T.
- [4F12] Poochie:
You the fool I pity!
- [CABF19] Nelson transforms
Milhouse's head into that of Mr. T.
- [DABF09] Mr. T (appearing
in the stage show "That's Familiar"): Remember me, fool? I was BA
- [DABF13] Springfield
Speakers Bureau woman: We have a special this month, Mr. Blackwell debates
Mr. Blackwell: Oh please, I've seen nicer chains on a set of
Mr. T: I pity the fool who derives self-esteem from mocking other
- [EABF13] Mr. T appears on the cover of a brochure for a wax museum.
- [FABF01] Mr. T guest
stars as himself
Mel: Now let's meet a man who's musclebound and a man who's bound
not to eat mussels...Mr. T and Krusty the Clown!
Krusty: T, I haven't seen you since we roasted Chevy Chase.
Mr. T: Yeah, we were kinda rough on 'em. I felt bad for the guy.
Krusty: You mean you "pitied the fool?"
Mr. T: That's one way of puttin' it. Time for me to get into character!
(removes his mohawk and replaces it with a yarmulke and braids)
Let's Scroll! (then, reading from the Torah:) Bar'ku et adonai hamvorak,
A little later on...
Krusty: And now for our grand finale, the super star of David, Mr. T!
Mr. T: (attached to a giant menorah) I pity the shul that won't
let Krusty in now. Spin me clown! (while spinning) I wish I had
invested my money better.
Still later, at Krusty's real Bar Mitzvah:
Mr. T: I pity the fool who didn't bring an envelope to this Bar Mitzvah!
- [GABF20] Krusty (in voice of talking tea pot): Green tea? Who's that? Mr. T's Irish brother?
- [JABF06] Photographed by Homer entering the Springfield Drycleaners.
- [JABF21] Appears on a billboard: "Mr. T is the Lion King, Capital City Playhouse"