Mr. T References on the Simpsons

Version 2.1

• [9F02] His head is on a pike in the Chamber of Horrors at the Springfield Wax Museum.
  
• [9F03] Appears on the cover of Homer's TV Guide.
  
• [9F21] Regarding the B-Sharps' song about Surgeon General C. Everett Koop:
  Apu: This is worse than your song about Mr. T.
  Homer: I pity the fool who doesn't like...he.
  
• [1F13] Homer: You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day, I kept saying, 'I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later...' And when I got there, they told me he just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he'll ever come back again, he said he didn't know. Well, I'm never going to let something like that happen again!
  
• [2F06] A comic on An Evening At the Improv: I think about weird stuff, like what would happen if Mr. T and E.T. had a baby. You'd get Mr. E. T., wouldn't you? And he'd sound something like this: 'I pity the fool who doesn't--pho-one ho-ome!'
  Homer: Oh, I sure wouldn't want to be Mr. T right now.
  
• [2F09] Mr. T is a member of the Stonecutters World Council, and votes to "Kill the fool!", i.e. Homer.
  
• [3G02] Doctor Hibbert looks like Mr. T.
  
• [4F12] Poochie: You the fool I pity!
  
• [CABF19] Nelson transforms Milhouse's head into that of Mr. T.
  
• [DABF09] Mr. T (appearing in the stage show "That's Familiar"): Remember me, fool? I was BA Baracus!
  
• [DABF13] Springfield Speakers Bureau woman: We have a special this month, Mr. Blackwell debates Mr. T.
  Mr. Blackwell: Oh please, I've seen nicer chains on a set of snow tires.
  Mr. T: I pity the fool who derives self-esteem from mocking other people's clothes.
  
• [EABF13] Mr. T appears on the cover of a brochure for a wax museum.
• [FABF01] Mr. T guest stars as himself
  Mel: Now let's meet a man who's musclebound and a man who's bound not to eat mussels...Mr. T and Krusty the Clown!
  Krusty: T, I haven't seen you since we roasted Chevy Chase.
  Mr. T: Yeah, we were kinda rough on 'em. I felt bad for the guy.
  Krusty: You mean you "pitied the fool?"
  Mr. T: That's one way of puttin' it. Time for me to get into character! (removes his mohawk and replaces it with a yarmulke and braids) Let's Scroll! (then, reading from the Torah:) Bar'ku et adonai hamvorak, foo'!
  A little later on...
  Krusty: And now for our grand finale, the super star of David, Mr. T!
  Mr. T: (attached to a giant menorah) I pity the shul that won't let Krusty in now. Spin me clown! (while spinning) I wish I had invested my money better.
  Still later, at Krusty's real Bar Mitzvah:
  Mr. T: I pity the fool who didn't bring an envelope to this Bar Mitzvah!
  
• [GABF20] Krusty (in voice of talking tea pot): Green tea? Who's that? Mr. T's Irish brother?
  
• [JABF06] Photographed by Homer entering the Springfield Drycleaners.
  
• [JABF21] Appears on a billboard: "Mr. T is the Lion King, Capital City Playhouse"