The Simpsons Drinking Game
Version 1.5
Created and Thoroughly Tested by Joey Berner
The Rules:
- During the show, every player drinks once/twice/three times (depending on
classification) for categories one through three.
- Every supporting character class is divided by the number
of players. Each player chooses an equal number of
supporting characters and drinks whenever one of their
characters appears on screen for the first time, even if they do not
speak.
NOTE: Characters can be picked anonymously (names in a hat,
etc.) or players can choose their characters.
- During "The Opening" - drink once every time you see one of the following things:
a) The Blackboard
b) The Couch gag
c) Lisa plays her sax
d) Maggie is scanned across the register ($847.63)
e) Mr. Burns checks his watch
f) Marge runs the stop sign
g) Homer screams in the driveway
h) The panoramic shot of Springfield
- NOTE: All the characters/situations marked with an asterisk (*)
are suggestions from Bill Oakley and the staff of the Simpsons. Thanks, Bill!
Once:
- Homer says D'oh!
- Homer laughs
- Homer says "Mmmmmm...{food item}"
- Barney belches
- Marge growls
- Maggie falls
- Anyone on screen is seen drinking an alcoholic beverage (per scene!)
- For every credit Troy McClure lists
Twice:
- Bart makes a crank phone call
- Any Biblical references/stab at religion
- Patty and Selma light up/or are seen smoking (once per scene)
- Nelson laughs
- Homer strangles Bart
Three times:
- Grandpa falls asleep
- Cross dressing - anyone
- Itchy & Scratchy cartoon begins (you'll want a buzz, won't you?)
- Drug reference/Any character "trips" out
- Smithers uses a homosexual innunendo *
- Moe pulls a weapon *
SUPPORTING CHARACTERS
Level 1: (one drink)
- Mr. Burns
- Smithers
- Krusty
- Apu
- The Bullies - Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney (once for every one!)
- Milhouse
- Martin
- Mrs. Krabapple
- Ned Flanders
- Chief Wiggum
- Otto
- Grandpa Simpson
- Moe *
Level 2: (two drinks!)
- Troy McClure
- Celebrity guest appearance
- Principal Skinner
- Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby
- Reverend Lovejoy
- Kent Brockman
- Ralph
- Santa's Little Helper
- Appearance by former/current U.S. President (Nixon excluded)
- Lionel Hutz
- Nelson
- Dr. Julius Hibbert
- Groundskeeper Willie
Level 3: (three drinks!)
- Dr. Nick Riviera
- Sherri & Terri
- Sideshow Bob Terwilliger
- Mrs. Hoover
- Jasper
- Rod Flanders
- Todd Flanders
- Snowball II
- Captain MacAllister *
- Mexican Bumblebee Man *
- The Italian Chef - 1F18 and 1F21 *
- Maggie's Enemy, the One Eyebrowed Baby - 1F18 and 1F21 *
- Burns Lawyer(s) *
Level 4: (four drinks)
- Sanjay - (Apu's brother)
- Professor John Frink
- Herman
- McBain
- Helen Lovejoy
- Maude Flanders
- Mrs. Winfield
- Hitler
- Hans Moleman
- Richard Nixon
- Dr. Marvin Monroe *
- Bill and Marty *
NOTE: Feel free to change the rules to suit your "drinking habits".
This game may be distributed to any FTP sites or public forum
as long as it is produced in its entirety and with credit to the author. (Joey Berner)
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