"Rock Bottom"'s List of Corrections

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Message from Gil Kloepfer, Jr.

Well, I know you all watched the latest Simpsons episode, and wanted to know what the corrections from the "Rock Bottom" TV show were. Here they are (thanks to freeze-frame on the VCR):

  • "Peoples' Choice Award" is America's greatest honor
  • Styrofoam is not made from kittens
  • The U.F.O. was a paper plate
  • The nerds on the internet are not geeks
  • The word "cheese" is not funny in and of itself
  • The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod
  • Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam
  • If you are reading this you have no life
  • Roy Rogers was not buried inside his horse
  • The other U.F.O. was an upside down salad spinner
  • Our universities are not "hotbeds" of anything
  • Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes
  • Our viewers are not pathetic, sexless food tubes
  • Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds
  • The "Cheers" gang is not a real gang
  • Salt water does not chase the "thirsties" away
  • Licking an electrical outlet does not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger
  • Cats do not eventually turn into dogs
  • Bullets do not bounce off of fat boys
  • Recycling does not deplete the ozone
  • Everything is 10% fruit juice
  • The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream
  • Janet Reno is evil
  • V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline
  • Ted Koppel is a robot
  • Women aren't from Venus and men aren't from Mars
  • Fleiss does floss
  • Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures
  • Bart is bad to the bone
  • Godfry Jones' wife is cheating on him
  • The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kick boxing competitions
  • The "Bug" on your TV screen can see into your home
  • Everyone on TV is better than you
  • The people who are writing this have no life

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