"Rock Bottom"'s List of Corrections

From [2F06]

Well, I know you all watched the latest Simpsons episode, and wanted to know what the corrections from the "Rock Bottom" TV show were. Here they are (thanks to freeze-frame on the VCR):

• "Peoples' Choice Award" is America's greatest honor
• Styrofoam is not made from kittens
• The U.F.O. was a paper plate
• The nerds on the internet are not geeks
• The word "cheese" is not funny in and of itself
• The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod
• Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam
• If you are reading this you have no life
• Roy Rogers was not buried inside his horse
• The other U.F.O. was an upside down salad spinner
• Our universities are not "hotbeds" of anything
• Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes
• Our viewers are not pathetic, sexless food tubes
• Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds
• The "Cheers" gang is not a real gang
• Salt water does not chase the "thirsties" away
• Licking an electrical outlet does not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger
• Cats do not eventually turn into dogs
• Bullets do not bounce off of fat boys
• Recycling does not deplete the ozone
• Everything is 10% fruit juice
• The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream
• Janet Reno is evil
• V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline
• Ted Koppel is a robot
• Women aren't from Venus and men aren't from Mars
• Fleiss does floss
• Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures
• Bart is bad to the bone
• Godfry Jones' wife is cheating on him
• The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kick boxing competitions
• The "Bug" on your TV screen can see into your home
• Everyone on TV is better than you
• The people who are writing this have no life