[MC24] Burger King Toys
Mini-capsule
Compiled by Jordan Eisenberg
Did You Notice . . .
... Maggie watches the argument with interested eyes?
Quotes and Scene Summaries
Lisa is playing with two Happy Little Elves dolls in the living
room, when Bart jumps out from behind the couch, toy gun in hand. He
pretends to shoot Lisa.
Lisa: Don't you realize that playing with guns is an obvious cover-up
for your male inadequacies?
Bart: Oh, yeah? Well ... why would anyone play with dolls?
Lisa: Why would anyone play with you?
Bart: [angry] Why would anyone play with you?
Lisa: [angry] Why would anyone play with you?
Bart: [angry] Why would anyone play with you?
Homer walks in and picks both of the kids up by the back of their
shirts.
Homer: Why would anyone play with either of you?!
[announcer interlude about Simpsons Burger King action figures]
[End of Commercial. Time: 00:30]
This capsule is ©1999 by Jordan Eisenberg. The Simpsons and Butterfinger
remain the propeties of FOX and Butterfinger, respectively. Any meaningful
contributions to society at large by my work here was stricty unintentional.
Thanks to Brian Petersen for supplying tapes of the commercials, without which
there could be no capsule.
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